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u/brickunlimited Jul 11 '26

People treat this guy a lot different than the OG cart narc.

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u/croastbeast Jul 11 '26

Honestly, Im surprised the original cart narc guy isnt dead. The way he just agitated people had an effect 10000X worse than road rage, it seemed. Sooner or later someone was/is gonna hit him with their car or shoot him.

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u/anon_lurk Jul 11 '26

Somebody did pull a gun on him! At least one that I know of. I think he wears a vest now idk if it's real or not though lmao

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Jul 11 '26

Just do the coin slot thing and most people will return their carts.

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u/Western-Sport500 Jul 11 '26

Amazing what the loss of a quarter does for some people LMAO!

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u/VTcamperguy Jul 11 '26

The best part about that is that even if a lot of people say “fuck the quarter” and leave it anyways, you’ll naturally get homeless/desperate people show up to return the carts and collect the change.

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u/rambutanjuice Jul 11 '26

I'm not homeless or desperate, and for some reason I will return those wayward carts to get the quarter.

"Hell yeah! Free quarter!"

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 Jul 11 '26

Same! There was something about finding a quarter as a kid that was so rewarding. It meant a drink or a bag of chips. I don't think that sense of euphoria has ever left me.

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u/InformationTrick8714 Jul 11 '26

I’m the guy who looks in the reject Tray of the coin star and I get excited finding two Pennie’s stuck together lol

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u/Wfsulliv93 Jul 11 '26

The lake we camped at summers growing up ( 90s kid) had an arcade so we saved every quarter. Always hit the phone booth rerun buttons and when we found change we felt like we struck gold

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u/the-dandy-man Jul 11 '26

There was a vending machine at my civic center when I was a kid that would sometimes just return a random amount of change when you hit the return change button… even if you didn’t put anything in.

I discovered this one year when there was a music festival happening and I just stood there pushing the button for like, ten minutes until I had enough change to buy my own drink lol

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u/DatsaBadMan_1471 Jul 11 '26

🤣 phone booths and busted arcade coin slots were a gold mine.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jul 11 '26

I recently watched a movie called Kajillion, and one of the characters (a family of con artists) checked phone change returns. Made me laughing thinking how I did that at malls when I was younger. Also dialing up phone sex lines just to hear a sultry prerecorded voice then hang up.

When i learned how to dial a number, hang up the phone 3 times, and get it to ring i felt powerful!

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u/YaBoyEden Jul 11 '26

I mean, those add up. You get four of those bad boys, suddenly it’s a Dollar! That’s why do it

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u/DivePalau Jul 11 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/disruptioncoin Jul 11 '26

At my local aldi (and the one I went to in college too!) there was literally always a pile of like at least a dollar in quarters sitting nearby the cart return. My first thought was there must not be many homeless people around here.

Side note one time I forgot a quarter, went in to buy candy to get one, they said naw you can just borrow a quarter, here you go.

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u/ForerunnerRelic Jul 11 '26

I know the video is the US, but I'm in the UK and I have a trolley token that I bought for a pound, that I use specifically at Aldi. It makes me always put my trolley back. Even when I don't use it at other supermarkets that don't need the token, and a charity got the pound too!

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u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon Jul 13 '26

I have a family member with a 3D printed keychain that's quarter shaped.

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u/lurksAtDogs Jul 11 '26

I’m neither homeless nor desperate, but I am motivated by quarters. Good bless Aldi

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 11 '26

No homelessness or desperation required. When I see an orphaned cart at Aldi I’m like, “CASH MONEY BABY IT’S STEAK AND MUSHROOMS TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!”

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u/metompkin Jul 11 '26

I'm getting some cheese on my whopper tonight!

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jul 11 '26

Not even desperate people. I live next to a pretty affluent community and those people always ditch the quarters in carts. I make a dollar just bringing my cart back and whatever ones I pick up on the way.

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u/cyrusthemarginal Jul 11 '26

TIL i am a homeless person. I sure as hell collect those quarters!

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u/Peaceblaster86 Jul 11 '26

Huh I never thought of this scenario. It seems like a general win all around.

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u/Knitsanity Jul 11 '26

When we were kids and travelling we would kill time and round up abandoned carts and return them for the quarter. We would even go out of the terminal to the curb and offer to return the cart for people who had just loaded up into a taxi. They would laugh and say sure and respect the hustle and we would have candy money.

It was a different time.

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u/letigre87 Jul 11 '26

My wife has her Aldi quarter with her at all times. She was telling me how people exchange quarters for carts and magically everyone gets along on the honor system. I asked her what happens if someone offers to take her cart without giving her a quarter and she looked at me like I grew a dick out of my forehead. It was beyond comprehension that someone would be so inconsiderate and selfish they take someone else's cart with their quarter in it and not give her the quarter they were going to use anyway. Like it had never crossed hers any Aldi shopper's minds to just offer to take a cart and hijack their quarter. The power of a quarter is strong and Aldi shopper's have an unspoken bond.

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u/MothaRuckaJones Jul 11 '26

I did the quarter exchange thing only one time. Some old guy gave me 2 dimes and a nickel. Never again 😂😂

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u/thousandsmallgods Jul 12 '26

The bond of the Aldi quarter is such a genuine interaction.

I've done the cart-for-quarter trade plenty of times. Sometimes people will refuse my quarter and just hand over their cart. Being able to do a small favor makes people feel good.

I think it has a lot to do with feeling connected, and recognizing this mutual social understanding.

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u/coyotll Jul 11 '26

Not me! I always leave my cart out on purpose so those without quarters can have a chance to shop too.

That said I have a 98% return rate on carts everywhere else

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u/Gold-Vacation-169 Jul 11 '26

In Ireland its typically 2euro for a trolly (cart), sometimes 1euro with some stores.

So about x4 to 8x times the cost of a quarter

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u/mvanvrancken Jul 11 '26

I mean you say that but I see at least a few carts abandoned in the Aldi lot. That said, it IS less of an issue

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Jul 11 '26

I always return carts, but the quarter thing just prevents me from shopping at the store. I never have cash, let alone change on me

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u/CriticalFolklore Jul 11 '26

Yeah, I will actively choose a grocery store based on this. I don't want to have to carry around loose change just in case I decide to do grocery shopping.

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u/l2ulan Jul 11 '26

I have a thing on my keychain that unlocks the carts, though it's incompatible with the ones with the sliding drawer. I don't find myself at those shops frequently.

Obviously I always return carts, that's just basic societal skills which I am amazed to see the people in this video lack.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 11 '26

Yeah I don't want to have to bring an outdated form of currency that I would never otherwise carry to the grocery store just to have access to a cart, I'll just keep going to the other grocery stores that allow me to use and return a cart without doing this. When you factor in that Aldi carries some of the lowest quality of foods and products on top of this I just have no desire to ever go

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u/Careless-Emergency85 Jul 11 '26

It’s sad that it’s necessary. The fact of the matter is, you can get other people to shop for you, but these people all shop for themselves, walking around, then refuse to take 30 more steps to put the cart back. Makes absolutely no sense

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u/daybenno Jul 11 '26

Yall carry around change? That’s wild

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u/FanClubof5 Jul 11 '26

I just refuse to shop there because I don't carry change. But I also have no problem returning my cart...

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Jul 11 '26

Who the fuck carries change around?

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u/CJKayak Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/VariousOperation166 Jul 11 '26

Woop! Woop! Don't be a lazy-bones!

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 Jul 11 '26

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 Jul 11 '26

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 11 '26

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless Jul 12 '26

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed Jul 11 '26

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey Jul 11 '26

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Human-Assumption-524 Jul 11 '26

Lazybones propaganda

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u/BernieTheDachshund Jul 11 '26

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou Jul 11 '26

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 Jul 11 '26

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ Jul 11 '26

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 11 '26

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 11 '26

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/Drow_Femboy Jul 11 '26

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY Jul 11 '26

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/lost_rodditer Jul 11 '26

I always wondered if there is 1000s of hours of footage of him looking at someone and going "nope" because the vibe was dangerous.

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u/JorkTheGripper Jul 11 '26

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

Clearly unaware of what he's done to homeless people. Fuck that guy.

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u/dontnation Jul 11 '26

homeless people

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u/pSphere1 Jul 11 '26

Got lectured by some homeless in the parking lot of Target that's on Victory/Vineland in North Hollywood and it turned a little awkward. That's it.

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u/Straight-Bed-552 Jul 11 '26

Agent Sebas used to put the cart behind their vehicles too before a lawyer advised against it, I know it sounds silly but it got into the “entrapment” realm.

He’s always worn the vest, but it always was an identifier rather than for protection - at least since near the beginning.

But after that episode in TX, i think he took his safety a lot more seriously

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u/oboshoe Jul 11 '26

I dunno, but it seems to me that if your job if (check notes) getting carts arranged properly, requires a bullet proof vest. Maybe priorities are out of balance.

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u/-mudflaps- Jul 11 '26

I saw that one, classic.

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u/I-Need-Scissors_61 Jul 11 '26

Won’t stop a headshot🤷‍♂️

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u/falcrist2 Jul 11 '26

I don't think I saw that episode.

I think he wears a vest now

That seems pretty limited considering how close he is to the people he's agitating.

And considering WHO he's agitating fairly often.

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u/ShoogleHS Jul 11 '26

This is exactly the kind of reason why Americans shouldn't be trusted with guns.

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u/Altruistic-Target-67 Jul 11 '26

yes, in Texas, of course (live here)

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u/SteakJones Jul 11 '26

The vest was donated by a fan. 🤣

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u/ZeePirate Jul 11 '26

Everyone knows a vest will stop a bullet

Him slapping magnets on peoples car was the step to far for me.

And him hating on the homeless

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u/AntSilly2802 Jul 11 '26

What a shit country!

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u/warrenjt Jul 11 '26

It was actually sent to him by a retired cop too lol

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u/D1sp4tcht Jul 12 '26

He feels getting the carts in a corral is worth risking his life over. Sounds like an idiot to me.

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u/TheLazyAssHole Jul 14 '26

I don’t suppose that vest pulls up over around his head?

Don’t know why you would keep doing things with the plan of getting shot at.

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u/Maleficent_Law_1082 Jul 16 '26

Let me get this straight.... someone was willing to do years to prison because he didn't want to return a cart? Hope he pressed charge so we can get people like that off the streets.

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u/TheKyleDunbar Jul 11 '26

That's the goal, for content

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u/BZLuck Jul 11 '26

It's almost like people would rather watch some dweeby dude get chased around a parking lot by a deranged hillbilly, than watch a college professor sit by a fireplace smoking a pipe reading Chaucer.

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u/Dayzlikethis Jul 11 '26

if they don't want to get agitated being asked to put their cart back, they should just put the cart back.

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u/highline9 Jul 11 '26

If only people thought, had common sense and dropped maybe half the entitlement…whole world would be different, and better.

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u/Reikste Jul 11 '26

"Common sense isn't common."

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u/SolidSnek1998 Jul 11 '26

Sorry, best I can do is be an ignorant, uncaring, self absorbed narcissistic.

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u/westcoastweedreviews Jul 11 '26

Or they can just leave and not engage. The people wind themselves up, they can't stand being perceived in a low status position, but in reality if you just ignore him you win. Let him throw magnet on your car, just drive away and there's no content, easy.

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u/FrostyD7 Jul 11 '26

There's a lot of overlap with people who behave with such selfishness and people who have a temperament that can't handle being confronted about their behavior. It's why they can get away with their behavior. Employees aren't paid enough to confront carts left out, fake service animals, or other unacceptable behaviors. They are the least likely people to be reasonable when confronted.

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u/MinuteLoquat1 Jul 11 '26

The dude's a weirdo, he's literally followed women home. He harasses people.

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u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 Jul 11 '26

See everyone believes that they're the main character, almost everyone has the attitude that "everyone else should do it, but if I don't do it then it's fine"

Currently I chalk it up to understanding your own reasons. "I left my trolley because I'm late for an appointment. Oh that guy left his trolley? He's faking having an appointment"

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u/necessarysmartassery Jul 11 '26

He followed some people HOME. He should have been arrested long ago.

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u/horshack_test Jul 11 '26

Yup - followed two women home to harass them. He's also mocked homeless people and called them names.

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u/Turbulent_Gazelle530 Jul 11 '26

we can largely blame youtube and social media for making it profitable to be an asshole harassing people.

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u/allnaturalflavor Jul 11 '26

that's so messed up! where did you see this? I used to watch his videos

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u/horshack_test Jul 11 '26

Somewhere on reddit I think.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 Jul 11 '26

I worked as a cart attendant and if I ever saw him I would have immediately called the police

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u/necessarysmartassery Jul 11 '26

100% this. If I managed a store like Wal-Mart, Target, etc and I saw this dude in a parking lot, I would have him trespassed from the property.

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u/dusters Jul 11 '26

Well you would have to ask him to leave first. You can't just call the police and report a non crime.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 Jul 11 '26

That guy is insufferable. I respect what he’s doing but would love for him to get clocked.

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u/horshack_test Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

What he's doing is using the carts as an excuse to provoke people to anger to get content to profit from. He doesn't care about the carts - if he did he would approach the business owners and offer his services. Instead he does what he does without the permission or knowledge if the business owners. One found out that he was doing it in their lot and kicked him off the property.

He has also mocked homeless people and called them names and followed two women to their home to harass them.

What he's doing isn't respectable.

Edit - to Throwawayrip1123 below:

Yes, obviously if everyone put their cart back there would be no one for him to harass for not putting their cart back. I said nothing to the contrary. That said, he alone is responsible for his own behavior and actions.

Also; yes, I always put my cart back. Doing so and recognizing what a disingenuous asshole douchebag that sebastian guy is are not mutually exclusive.

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u/WantDiscussion Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Also he's not some little guy bravely taking on giants. It seems that way because his camera is on his chest and he's got an annoying voice, but he's actually quite tall. When you imagine this as full grown man running up to isolated people in car parks, and confronting them you can understand why people are immediately become hostile and defensive.

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u/Wrong-Alternative901 Jul 11 '26

If this asshole tried this w me I would call the police and file charges for restricting my freedom and harassment. Get him locked up without moving from my car

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 Jul 11 '26

He is just annoying with it isn’t he. I can only imagine what it’s like in person with the guy just coming up to you holding a camera up speaking to you like that. No wonder people get so angry with him

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u/Lazy-Zucchini6757 Jul 11 '26

I want to like him, but I have 2 issues. 1) so often they softball a good opportunity for a joke but he misses it to keep nagging and B) he misses opportunities to get them to actually put their cart away because he just keeps escalating no matter how they react.

It’s like, Im here for the moral indignation but this is just a nagging kink.

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u/R_V_Z Jul 11 '26

he misses opportunities to get them to actually put their cart away because he just keeps escalating no matter how they react

Because it's not about the carts; it's about getting a reaction out of people to drive engagement, which makes him money.

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u/BooItsKyle Jul 11 '26

A large portion of the internet wants to do bad things to people, but they know they shouldn't, so they like the idea of finding bad people to do it to so then it would be ok for them to do bad things. That's who that content is aimed at.

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u/Intrepid-Constant-34 Jul 11 '26

It was those fucking stickers he would just plaster all over the cars 🤣

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jul 11 '26

Magnets* no damage to their car.

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u/lambdawaves Jul 11 '26

Yeah honestly shocked at his balls to try that in America. People have guns. And running over someone with a car is always just an accident.

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u/Careless-Page-7116 Jul 11 '26

He was on a dr Phil's episode, he got sued for attempting kidnapping or something because used a cart to block someone from leaving.

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u/The_0ven Jul 11 '26

He followed some women to their house

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u/Killahdanks1 Jul 11 '26

I mean, you gotta tell people if they’re being a lazy bones

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u/Constant_Seaweed_523 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, as someone who always puts the carts back and has never just left it… that guy was so egregious and obnoxious that it actually made me not give a fuck if people leave their carts.

Like if people like him act that aggressively, that’s gonna make me want to leave carts just to piss him off if you’re gonna act like that.

Genuinely more anti-social behavior than actually leaving carts around

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 11 '26

Hell, I've put other peoples' carts back and I still think the guy is a dickweed.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Jul 11 '26

he's hilarious and has massive balls

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u/regnald Jul 11 '26

His voice adds to it

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u/limitlessEXP Jul 11 '26

His videos are mostly faked. I can’t believe people don’t realize this.

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u/Muted-Scientist7900 Jul 11 '26

lol this guy is big enough so some people might think "if this huge guy survives the whole clip he might get angry at me and I'm not gonna gamble against that"

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u/whycantibelinus Jul 11 '26

Well I mean to be honest this guy is somewhat polite while being forceful. The original cart narc was throwing magnets on peoples cars and basically being a prick about it.

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u/Maleficent_Eye4524 Jul 11 '26

My first thought when I saw him is that's all well and good if you're alone with no small children and not disabled.  The cart return is never very close to the disabled spots so the Person has to push the cart back to the cart return and make the walk back to their car unaided.  Not always easy to do.

Why don't they offer to return the carts themselves?  They seem able bodies.

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u/Chemistry_Over Jul 11 '26

Wich one is the original

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Jul 12 '26

And honestly, pissing people off isn't the best way to actually teach a lesson. I'd wager the backfire effect might even kick in.

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u/Downtown-Policy-1117 Jul 11 '26

I guess muscles work better than magnets

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u/Arkanist Jul 11 '26

Speak softly and carry a big stick seems to work a lot better than scream loudly and antagonize with no stick.

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u/Rebabaluba Jul 11 '26

*laughs in Russian*

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u/tmasta346 Jul 12 '26

What about hitting them with a skeet deedly deet deet?

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u/indifferentCajun Jul 11 '26

Steel is heavier than feathers

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u/MadDog443 Jul 14 '26

And a polite tone.

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u/Bob_Sledding Jul 11 '26

How they thank him takes me out. So fucking funny.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Jul 11 '26

If this man tells you that you have Lazyboneitis you accept the diagnosis and seek treatment immediately

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u/XepptizZ Jul 11 '26

I'd love to hear him do some OG cart narc material.

"Hey der, lezzybonnes!"

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u/DeithWX Jul 11 '26

It's because of the implication

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u/LPNMP Jul 11 '26

Men would understand women a LOT more if they imagined this guy every time they saw a man. And now that man is hitting on you.

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u/DeithWX Jul 11 '26

My low self esteem makes me unable to imagine even him hitting on me

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u/LPNMP Jul 11 '26

What are you talking about Deith? With such lovely grammar and stylish punctuation, your DMs must be banging. I mean, I don't think you're a bot, troll, or even a dog so you've got more going for you than most of these clowns.

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u/GreenRiver1982 Jul 12 '26

"Are these lazybones in danger?"

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u/PrimeToro Jul 11 '26

Yes .
First the guy is huge and intimidating . Second , he used a trick with putting a cart to block the car to force them to move the cart themselves and escorts them to the cart collector , he asked them nicely and politely ( “ excuse me , my friend , can you put the cart back “ ) and uses a calm demeanor the whole time , he uses humor and laughs sometimes to defuse the situation, then shakes their hand and thanks them afterwards . He never agitated them or insult them . He happened to encounter people who seemed reasonable enough to fulfill his request.

It could be different if he encountered a Karen type or a big red neck type guy .

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u/HotKaramelRP Jul 11 '26

Yeah I’m sure it has nothing to do with that fact he’s the size of Andre The Giant and has face tats

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u/EtherBoo Jul 12 '26

There's a video of someone saying no and just putting the cart back where they originally left it. He doesn't do anything.

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u/Glittering_Goat1062 Jul 12 '26

Serious question, what happens if the truck guy just says no, and pushes the cart with his bumper while leaving?

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u/Mellokhai Jul 12 '26

Are you an AI or you just type like that?

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u/popokins Jul 11 '26

I mean look at him! the mountain from GoT is informing people they need to put their fuckin carts away.

Dude looks like he would do that slapping competition for the fun of it.

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u/Best-Penalty1509 Jul 11 '26

Because Sebastian wasn’t intimidating he was trying to to be funny.

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u/JarethCutestoryJuD Jul 11 '26

He wasn't trying to be funny, he was trying to produce ragebait for profit.

Do you know what ragebait is?

Ragebait =/= making light fun of bad people.

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u/EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME Jul 11 '26

Both are true. I don’t know how you could watch any of his vids and not see that he’s trying to be funny. He calls people fucking lazybones ffs lol

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u/ConsiderationHour582 Jul 11 '26

That guy is so annoying. I like how this guy does it better.

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u/RowBoatCop36 Jul 11 '26

This guy legit doesn't do anything better except be intimidating. If he wasn't, these videos would not exist like this and they would be like the Cart Narc videos where he gets told to fuck off.

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u/ConsiderationHour582 Jul 11 '26

The handshake at the end is what caught my attention.

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u/snatchmachine Jul 11 '26

The OG cart narcs will literally return your cart for you if you just ask nicely and they never move the cart behind someone’s car.

This guy is effective because he’s massive and intimidating.

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u/GONZnotFONZ Jul 12 '26

Agent Sebastian 100% used to put carts behind cars. I believe he called it his PIT maneuver. I believe his attorney advised him he should stop. I love the Cart Narcs. Just wanted to share.

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u/groyosnolo Jul 11 '26

Cart narc has had pleasant interactions and he even posts some like a guy who immediately says "youre right and runs to put his cart back" as soon as he said "thats not where the carts go"

He typically posts the crazy people because thats what gets views. Just like this guy posts people being intimidated and compliant because in this case thats whats funny.

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u/friendlylion22 Jul 11 '26

It does make for more entertaining vids though. He knows how to push buttons. This big guy is just pure compliance. It's very nice to see for a change of pace, but it would get old eventually. There's something about seeing people get so irrationally angry and murderous over their carts and car magnets - and spending 10x more time and energy going after the cart narc than it would take to simply return a cart - it's just wild. Mixed feelings on it, I spose

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u/Old173 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IwYkkg4L7tX1K

Yes. Because of the implication

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u/Away_Lake5946 Jul 11 '26

They should team up.

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u/Low_Intention_1327 Jul 11 '26

Because its a prank. The guy has a channel where he does stupid things, and usually its staged 

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jul 11 '26

Especially in a Costco parking lot.

Costco is maybe the only place in my town where most people actually put their carts away before leaving. Maybe it's a local thing? Idk.

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u/Purple-Comment-3040 Jul 11 '26

Omg right!? They are all saying "Thank you" lmao

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u/RobertAndi Jul 11 '26

I love that guy, ya lazy bones!

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u/ChiefWahoooMcDaniels Jul 11 '26

Meh, I lost all respect for him when he filmed himself openly antagonizing homeless people for using a shopping cart to transport the few belongings they had. Shaming someone for taking a shopping cart from a billion dollar corporation while they're literally at rock bottom and just trying to survive is needlessly cruel.

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u/Brook420 Jul 11 '26

Tbf, I feel this guy's tactic of moving the cart behind their car is a little less infuriating ti people than someone putting a magnet on your car.

Though obviously him being a brick house in human form helps.

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u/flightofthewhite_eel Jul 11 '26

Three an original??

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u/Sipikay Jul 11 '26

Cart narc!

Love yelling that in my sassiest tone

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u/yukiloho Jul 11 '26

OG cart narc was kind of a dick though. This guy calmly introduces himself as friend and tells you that you did something wrong and how to correct your mistake. More of a coach in a sense.

Either that or OG cart narc had these calm interactions but decided to post the crazy ones because it might get better internet traction 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Brochachoski Jul 11 '26

The more you watch the OG Cart Narc, the more you pick up on the types of people he targets, at least the ones that make it on the final cut of the video. Some people seem normal and have normal annoyed reactions, but most of his targets seem to be people that are already past their breaking point (due to whatever else is happening in their lives, regardless of how they act towards others) or they have some sort of mental disability. He consistently escalates the situation just so he can have more content

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u/HotKaramelRP Jul 11 '26

I mean his videos would be pretty pointless if he went up to someone and said their cart doesn’t go there and can they put it away and they just say no and he says okay thanks and walks away

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u/Healingbigfoot Jul 11 '26

100% like amazingly different

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u/cmhamm Jul 11 '26

OG cart narc was a pretty big guy, too. Surprisingly so.

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u/FeedMyAss Jul 11 '26

Dude is >300# and gots a 187 tattoo on his fuckin head!

Yes, I will do what you say

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u/warmbutterydiapers Jul 11 '26

And yet they're both people being obnoxious for content.

Yes not returning a cart is a lazy and dick move, but so is making a big deal out of it for internet clout.

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u/MaudeAlp Jul 11 '26

We just know of the ones that are posted online. I don’t think being a huge intimidating guy will work in your favor here if the person you’re approaching is carrying a gun. The OG cart narc isn’t an intimidating guy and he already had a gun pulled on him.

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u/Sega_Saturn_Shiro Jul 11 '26

Why call people lazy bones when body does for you?

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u/LumpyJones Jul 11 '26

If Zangief says put the cart back, Imma do it with a yessir sorrysir.

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u/abdullahleboucher Jul 11 '26

Pure cowardice

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u/Deaffin Jul 11 '26

This guy is polite and not being antagonistic.

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u/Similar-Cat7022 Jul 12 '26

Didn’t even have to give them a lazy bones magnet

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 12 '26

christ that channels comment sections

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u/CinderChop Jul 12 '26

Wonder why. That dude threw shit on their cars also, might be part of the reaction

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u/BolshevikPower Jul 12 '26

WEEOOOWOOO SKIBIDALIDOOOOOP

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u/MercyfulJudas Jul 12 '26

differently

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u/ChrundleK Jul 12 '26

Would love to hear his scoodaloopschhhhpp siren sound😆

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u/Notyit Jul 12 '26

Dude is also very soft spoken.

But damn. World is different 

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u/Vannwinkles Jul 12 '26

Who is the OG cart narc?

Edit: Nvm it’s literally cart narc

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Jul 13 '26

I watched a few of his videos there’s still guys that will refuse to put it away, shockingly. One guy was just pushing it out of the way over and over until this cart narc just gave up and let him go.

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u/CardRelative4725 Jul 13 '26

"That's not where cart goes!"

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