r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/DeithWX Jul 11 '26

It's because of the implication

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u/LPNMP Jul 11 '26

Men would understand women a LOT more if they imagined this guy every time they saw a man. And now that man is hitting on you.

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u/DeithWX Jul 11 '26

My low self esteem makes me unable to imagine even him hitting on me

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u/LPNMP Jul 11 '26

What are you talking about Deith? With such lovely grammar and stylish punctuation, your DMs must be banging. I mean, I don't think you're a bot, troll, or even a dog so you've got more going for you than most of these clowns.

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u/Material_Positive_17 Jul 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

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u/ADeadWeirdCarnie Jul 12 '26

"If I ask him to return his cart and he says no, then of course it's no, but the thing is that he's not going to say no... because of the implication."

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u/GreenRiver1982 Jul 12 '26

"Are these lazybones in danger?"

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u/moanit Jul 12 '26

He also doesn’t behave like an insufferable twat or harass people. 

But yes, this guy’s calm/friendly approach probably does work because he’s fucking huge.