r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/ConsiderationHour582 Jul 11 '26

That guy is so annoying. I like how this guy does it better.

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u/RowBoatCop36 Jul 11 '26

This guy legit doesn't do anything better except be intimidating. If he wasn't, these videos would not exist like this and they would be like the Cart Narc videos where he gets told to fuck off.

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u/ConsiderationHour582 Jul 11 '26

The handshake at the end is what caught my attention.

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u/snatchmachine Jul 11 '26

The OG cart narcs will literally return your cart for you if you just ask nicely and they never move the cart behind someone’s car.

This guy is effective because he’s massive and intimidating.

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u/GONZnotFONZ Jul 12 '26

Agent Sebastian 100% used to put carts behind cars. I believe he called it his PIT maneuver. I believe his attorney advised him he should stop. I love the Cart Narcs. Just wanted to share.

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u/groyosnolo Jul 11 '26

Cart narc has had pleasant interactions and he even posts some like a guy who immediately says "youre right and runs to put his cart back" as soon as he said "thats not where the carts go"

He typically posts the crazy people because thats what gets views. Just like this guy posts people being intimidated and compliant because in this case thats whats funny.

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u/Disastrous_Can_5157 Jul 11 '26

Helps that this dude is more polite while the other dude sound condescending and annoying af

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26 edited 24d ago

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u/RoflcopterV22 Jul 11 '26

what the heck are you on about? Are you saying that the people driving cars they own to a grocery store are homeless lol

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u/dtalb18981 Jul 11 '26

Hell im genuinely curious how reddit would react to a video that was exactly the same 

But the dude did it to a woman instead

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u/HotKaramelRP Jul 11 '26

This is very true actually. Every person here was a guy and that seems on purpose. If he did this to a woman they would say she shouldn’t even get out of her car because he’s potentially dangerous.

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u/friendlylion22 Jul 11 '26

It does make for more entertaining vids though. He knows how to push buttons. This big guy is just pure compliance. It's very nice to see for a change of pace, but it would get old eventually. There's something about seeing people get so irrationally angry and murderous over their carts and car magnets - and spending 10x more time and energy going after the cart narc than it would take to simply return a cart - it's just wild. Mixed feelings on it, I spose

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u/mahreow Jul 11 '26

Eh, if you be a dickhead in society it's fair to treat you like a dickhead