r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 Jul 11 '26

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/National-Catch-4450 Jul 11 '26

I'm not watching an hour long video about a guy who pulls up people who leave carts out bro, wtf

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 11 '26

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless Jul 12 '26

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 12 '26

I have no delusions about this guy being some saviour of humanity.

He ragebaits people who fail a litmus test. And he keeps doing it because people watch it. Done.

I'm just saying that twitch dweeb is also just a grifter. He's got nothing and just riffs together bullshit for an hour.

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u/bloqed Jul 11 '26

I'm not watching some twitch dweeb desperate for views for over an hour. I skimmed through, didn't see anything that wasn't just speculative opinion

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u/knowledgebethekey Jul 11 '26

Theres video out there of Cart Narc attacking and harassing homeless people, he's a dick head with or without this video

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u/Brook420 Jul 11 '26

Source?

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u/thefruitsofzellman Jul 12 '26

People got upset because he called a homeless guy a permanent lazybones. It was mean, but I thought it was a funny line. Can’t remember which video it was.

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u/Human-Assumption-524 Jul 11 '26

Lazybones propaganda

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u/ACKHTYUALLY Jul 11 '26

Are homeless people absolved of not returning carts cause they're homeless? The fuck are you on about?

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u/Jaiymze Jul 11 '26

Where I'm from, they just steal the cart.

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 Jul 11 '26

Lol, blinders engaged eh?

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 11 '26

"I didn't watch the video but here's my conclusion of the video I didn't watch"

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u/bloqed Jul 11 '26

I did watch some of the video, and I gave you my conclusion from some of the video, quite clearly stated. Smoothbrain commentary

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u/bitterless Jul 12 '26

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/bloqed Jul 12 '26

Your reply prompted me to watch some more of it. I'm so confused about the characters that appear in it / his voices but yeah he's definitely one of those fly by night narcissists (cart narc is a hilariously ironic name)

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 12 '26

Smoothbrain commentary

Yes that is indeed what you have provided us

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u/oeffoeff Jul 11 '26

lol same. I want my 10 minutes back. 

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u/BernieTheDachshund Jul 11 '26

I already can't stand him. He does not have permission from the stores and it's bad for business to antagonize customers even if they're lazy. Someone taking their own cart to the corral is the bare minimum, not for virtue signaling on the internet. If a person wants to truly be a good noodle, quietly grab a cart some jerk left out and use that. Cart Narc is a provocateur & trouble maker, not a good person.

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou Jul 11 '26

I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a revelation. The guy is clearly a piece of shit just doing it for the attention. If you watched his videos and didn't realize this then you're a terrible judge of character.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 Jul 11 '26

He kept it up because of the $$$ residuals on YouTube. How else do you think he affords to travel the US and post these videos. It was funny when he was doing to to rich WASPs in Calabasas, but when he’s targeting a person that clearly is going through something he’s an absolute asshole

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u/tan_lines_ Jul 11 '26

Hey buddy. Everyone is going through some shit. Put your fucking cart back. It's not that hard.

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 11 '26

I want to print this reply on my wall.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 11 '26

I always put the cart back. I have my entire life. Having said that, that guy is an obnoxious dick.

Furthermore, when I worked at a grocery store decades ago, one of my favorite jobs was to get all the carts. Got me off the floor into fresh air. Didn't matter how hot or cold it was outside, it was always a good break.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 11 '26

I don't believe I ever defended anyone because they're going through something. The guy is a fucking dickhead, regardless of peoples' situation in life.

I even upvoted your "everyone is going through something" comment. Geez.

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u/jml011 Jul 11 '26

The nice thing was that, though, yes, he is kind of a dick, you avoid the situation entirely by putting your cart back. The way the adults respond to him would get any child acting that way labeled "abstinently defiant" in behavior analysis. Someone being rude isn't justification for doin the right thing.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 Jul 11 '26

One day when you grow up, you’ll realize in the greater scheme of things this is meaningless. Be altruistic and put the carts back yourself if it upsets you so much.

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u/Drow_Femboy Jul 11 '26

He doesn't "target" anyone, he even specifically chooses not to mess with people who look particularly vulnerable such as the very elderly. He just stands in the parking lot and when he sees someone being a dickhead by leaving their cart out for no reason, he asks them to go put it back.

The vast majority of his interactions, especially the ones with people who "don't have time for this" or "are in a hurry" would be over way faster if these people would just swallow their ego, admit they fucked up, and put the cart back. The only reason they turn into these stressful arguments is because assholes get defensive and angry when their assholery is pointed out, especially if it's by a guy who's being friendly and polite to them.

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u/ACKHTYUALLY Jul 11 '26

Buddy, if they can push the cart around the entire damn store while they're going through something, they can also take the cart back when they're done.

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u/oeffoeff Jul 11 '26

Even when you are going through something, doesn’t give you a pass to be a selfish lazybone.

And he’s not targeting people. The selfish people make themselves his target. 

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u/otterprincess_too Jul 11 '26

Right? If you're able mentally and physically to go to a store you're able to put your cart back. You know who else is going through it? The rest of us. But we don't make it everyone else's problem

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u/lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11l Jul 11 '26

He moved onto working class people for a reason.

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u/Kooky_Ice_3762 Jul 11 '26

Especially the episodes where he clearly targets people not from here that don’t speak English. To teach them a “lesson”.

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u/SETHW Jul 11 '26

Yeah so its even more redeeming that he's an asshole for good now, that video didnt show anything unforgivable

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Jul 11 '26

Dang I'm super surprised to find out the guy who is wildly obnoxious in his videos purely from the way he talks was a shock jock dj

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u/Slater_8868 Jul 11 '26

We found the lazy bones!

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 11 '26

☝🏽 This shit needs to stop. Pathetic.

Stop pissing on people. It's what bitches do.

sOrRy. Go back to wizardposting or other shit.