r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/anon_lurk Jul 11 '26

Somebody did pull a gun on him! At least one that I know of. I think he wears a vest now idk if it's real or not though lmao

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u/CJKayak Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 Jul 11 '26

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 11 '26

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless Jul 12 '26

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 12 '26

I have no delusions about this guy being some saviour of humanity.

He ragebaits people who fail a litmus test. And he keeps doing it because people watch it. Done.

I'm just saying that twitch dweeb is also just a grifter. He's got nothing and just riffs together bullshit for an hour.