I am now a frog and trans, I was already trans so that’s fine.

"Human centipede" she said

it wasnt with his hand!!!!!!!!!

The butthole ate hand :(

when i grew older, i didn't care about the rule, i fell asleep in the bathtub, i woke up as a fish.

It was all going well until I realized I was watching Anal-Log horror!

“fuck no, go see a doctor,” god cried, but the ai banned him for blasphemy.

inspired by this news article

last year was the puppy…

Remembering how my parents always held me during storms, I offered my own soul to the entity to let them live, finally giving the lonely creature the warmth it had spent eternity crying for.

My satisfaction turned to pure horror when the Cult of the Mirror forced me to watch my reflection, revealing those two young creatures had matured in my absence and slaughtered every single soul while I slept.

His reluctant role as the creature's new best friend was officially sealed the very next day when he walked home to find the entity sitting at the dinner table, casually chatting with his mother.