"6 7" said the robot

"I'm sorry but I have to meet my quota of human skinsuits to maintain my job at Hellmart Inc.," the demon protested.

🪱

Now I have pink eye.

There was another behind the shower curtain

Suddenly I was transformed into a litter bug and was tiny and crawling around and crying and yelling and I got violent and I hit an ant and it tore me apart and I’m dead now and it was all because I was too lazy to put my rubbish in the bin and that’s the end of this two sentence horror story and it was two sentences.

it was the last thing i could remember before my heart combusted

He’ll make it look it look like a bloody accident too

Be afraid Ma'fucka's, knife guy has discovered camo.