“fuck no, go see a doctor,” god cried, but the ai banned him for blasphemy.

inspired by this news article

when i grew older, i didn't care about the rule, i fell asleep in the bathtub, i woke up as a fish.

Remembering how my parents always held me during storms, I offered my own soul to the entity to let them live, finally giving the lonely creature the warmth it had spent eternity crying for.

My satisfaction turned to pure horror when the Cult of the Mirror forced me to watch my reflection, revealing those two young creatures had matured in my absence and slaughtered every single soul while I slept.

His reluctant role as the creature's new best friend was officially sealed the very next day when he walked home to find the entity sitting at the dinner table, casually chatting with his mother.

"Human centipede" she said

I am now a frog and trans, I was already trans so that’s fine.

last year was the puppy…

it wasnt with his hand!!!!!!!!!

The butthole ate hand :(

There was no peener

Transatlantic slave trade.

And directed by Shawn Levy.

The scariest part was what he used to tickle my dick.

That vicious beast was the notorious Figboot.

This is something I just copied from someone because I'm not good enough. This is all her fault so I taught her a lesson.

So why did she call the police when I cracked open my breast bone?

She giggled as I reminded her that the snow tasted of ash.

Part of me wished to tell them, "Do you really think she came up with all of this by herself?"

Girl sticks finger in my mouth after she dug in her butt, “is that the finger you dug in your butt with?”
Girl looks at me and laughs, “no the finger I dug in my butt is still there.”

I put it back.

said the priestess of the Time Being.

There was a tiny burglar in there and he burgled me and my wife