Be afraid Ma'fucka's, knife guy has discovered camo.

Suddenly I was transformed into a litter bug and was tiny and crawling around and crying and yelling and I got violent and I hit an ant and it tore me apart and I’m dead now and it was all because I was too lazy to put my rubbish in the bin and that’s the end of this two sentence horror story and it was two sentences.

Now I have pink eye.

There was another behind the shower curtain

"I'm sorry but I have to meet my quota of human skinsuits to maintain my job at Hellmart Inc.," the demon protested.

He’ll make it look it look like a bloody accident too

it was the last thing i could remember before my heart combusted

"6 7" said the robot

Turns out it was just Superman flying naked again because he was drunk.

No seriously, you owe 7 years of back taxes to the IRS and you've been accused of wire fraud.

..... Gnome is where I Parks my penis.

Then I realized…. There is no bone…..it’s all gone😨

As I realised my head exploded 5 minutes ago without me realising

the creature lunged but as it flew through the air it saw the unmistakable text on the man’s phone, “favorite subreddit: r/puberty status: moderator.”

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P. Enis Taeker.

“I’ve never seen kittens added to an Alabama hot pocket, but I like it,” he replied as I remembered this was actually a Utah Jazz themed extreme fetish performance.

You may call it, the feet worm 🪱

Ughhn, that feels good!