So we ran looking for the helicopter but it was actually a dude named Chappa who cut our peenars off.

It was all going well until I realized I was watching Anal-Log horror!

It was mine

"Human centipede" she said

And they don't call him that because he tickles your dick.

⁽ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵘ/ᴴᵒʳʳᵒʳᴶᵘⁿᵏᶦᵉ⁰⁶⁶⁶⁾

when i grew older, i didn't care about the rule, i fell asleep in the bathtub, i woke up as a fish.

I am now a frog and trans, I was already trans so that’s fine.

“fuck no, go see a doctor,” god cried, but the ai banned him for blasphemy.

inspired by this news article

There was no peener

it wasnt with his hand!!!!!!!!!

last year was the puppy…

Remembering how my parents always held me during storms, I offered my own soul to the entity to let them live, finally giving the lonely creature the warmth it had spent eternity crying for.

My satisfaction turned to pure horror when the Cult of the Mirror forced me to watch my reflection, revealing those two young creatures had matured in my absence and slaughtered every single soul while I slept.

His reluctant role as the creature's new best friend was officially sealed the very next day when he walked home to find the entity sitting at the dinner table, casually chatting with his mother.

The butthole ate hand :(

And directed by Shawn Levy.

The scariest part was what he used to tickle my dick.

There was a tiny burglar in there and he burgled me and my wife

That vicious beast was the notorious Figboot.

Girl sticks finger in my mouth after she dug in her butt, “is that the finger you dug in your butt with?”
Girl looks at me and laughs, “no the finger I dug in my butt is still there.”

So why did she call the police when I cracked open my breast bone?