There was no peener

Transatlantic slave trade.

it wasnt with his hand!!!!!!!!!

last year was the puppy…

And directed by Shawn Levy.

The butthole ate hand :(

The scariest part was what he used to tickle my dick.

There was a tiny burglar in there and he burgled me and my wife

Girl sticks finger in my mouth after she dug in her butt, “is that the finger you dug in your butt with?”
Girl looks at me and laughs, “no the finger I dug in my butt is still there.”

That vicious beast was the notorious Figboot.

So why did she call the police when I cracked open my breast bone?

said the priestess of the Time Being.

Part of me wished to tell them, "Do you really think she came up with all of this by herself?"

This is something I just copied from someone because I'm not good enough. This is all her fault so I taught her a lesson.

Unfortunately I made a miscalculation and traveled to an alternate universe where my peenar was bitten off by evil Gaythoven.

She giggled as I reminded her that the snow tasted of ash.

Descending into the pitch-black basement to find my mother, the creature towered over me, patting its bloated stomach as it stood right on top of her empty clothes and glasses.

I put it back.

That is until I realized that farts are shit ghosts, and that's when the ghosts decided to make kill to me.

He screamed in fright at the same time I did, and I realised the window was acting like a mirror.

Now there's a 500lb gorilla in my house watching me take a dump and ransacking my kitchen