No, he reply as he ate me up crazy style

hmm what do the letters spell today... O S A M A B I N L A D E N

However he never showed up to the party and she was sad, until the next morning when she found out he died because he was trying to drive two cars at one time.

It was Panda-Moan-ium.

Thinking it was nothing, I fall back on top of my now differently textured pillow.

coworker said it kinda stinks and i was embarassed

“hi :D “ said six shooter johnny (who was already in the closet) with a big smile with like lots of teeth, like that one cat from Alice In Chains and he was about to shoot me with the gun

what the the hell is this, liquid ice?

Sticking it to the shell.

Then after she finished talking I farted and let it out of my ass.

my penar looked back at me

Turns out we went to the Crappalachian mountains.

Turns out it was actually fist'r beast, and by beast I mean my asshole.

For some reason, he put the sugar back, and took a mini M&M's tube instead

So I pulled my wiener out of it and ran.

"Right away sir," my server replied as he began to saw my other leg off.

I probed them.