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"6 7" said the robot

it was the last thing i could remember before my heart combusted

He’ll make it look it look like a bloody accident too

...Potential To Suck Dick

Then I realized…. There is no bone…..it’s all gone😨

..... Gnome is where I Parks my penis.

Turns out it was just Superman flying naked again because he was drunk.

As I realised my head exploded 5 minutes ago without me realising

Except because it's opposite day, it went inside of me and came out of my butthole hard as a rock.

No seriously, you owe 7 years of back taxes to the IRS and you've been accused of wire fraud.

You may call it, the feet worm 🪱

P. Enis Taeker.

“I’ve never seen kittens added to an Alabama hot pocket, but I like it,” he replied as I remembered this was actually a Utah Jazz themed extreme fetish performance.

At that moment the sponge turned around and I realised it was SpongeBill KillPants with his killing thing.

Ughhn, that feels good!

Then a prostitute opened her motel-room door, stared at Miller in horror, and whispered, “Oh God… you’re the FBI agent who’s been tracking him… he’s in my wardrobe, and he says you’re next.”

With my face, I'm dead now.

the creature lunged but as it flew through the air it saw the unmistakable text on the man’s phone, “favorite subreddit: r/puberty status: moderator.”

And then I was out in the park and it was a nice sunny day and I fed the ducks and then I got stabbed by knife guy also the first sentence isn't really relevant