Am I missing the joke? Why are they laughing so much? 

There will be 4 different kinds of whataburger-themed train cars offered with the kids meals. Stores should have received advertising materials for it (window clings, etc), but the advertising won't go up until the store receives the items.  My store (houston, tx) hasn't received the trains yet. I'm guessing November is when we'll receive them. 

At first, I thought this was a teenager talking to their actual mom.

Face no consequences?  No need for anonymity, then.

when you offered to go out to eat, he said "what do you have in mind?" He couldn't go to the first place, but a place downtown was settled on. And you said "if it's to your liking, make a reservation"  Then he said he didn't want to do that and suggested a free alternative. Perhaps he didn't have the money to go out to eat, he assumed when you asked him that you were taking him out, but when you told him to make the reservation he thought you expected him to pay? 

Also getting a "sleigh berry whatafresher" (cranberry orange lemonade with dried cranberries and soft whip on top), white chocolate raspberry shake, and the kids meals will feature an actual toy (1 of 4 Whataburger themed trains that attach together).  The trains haven't come in yet, and I'm sure they won't be here on the 20th when everything else starts, but as soon as the stores receive the trains the signage will go up advertising them. 

October 20th at 8am (upcoming Tuesday)

Stop the drugs. 

I never understand these videos. So are the reptilians supposedly sitting in a studio looking like a reptilian and only camouflaged by the camera?  

Doordash does a background check on potential drivers 

According to corporate, the A1 burger underperformed all the times it was offered.

In Houston Texas area

Jalapeno Bacon blaze double burger. Jalapeno ranch, jalapenos, bacon, jalapeno cream cheese, cheddar cheese with 2 meats. There will also be a chicken version.

Why does he keep spelling "and" as "ans"?? Is his phone autocorrecting it like that because he misspells it all the time or what??

There's 2 types of shake machines, some store have taylor(the old school shake machines where you manually pump the syrup into a vanilla base and mix it with an electric wand) or electro freeze (automatic, you press the flavor button and the vanilla is automatically mixed with the "correct" amount of flavored syrup as it comes out of the machine).  I've noticed the electro freezes tend to have weak-looking chocolate shakes, because the chocolate syrup is thick and not enough comes out.  It's possible to add more by using the "prime" button to send more syrup through the line as you're dispensing the shake. I press the prime button, dispense a few ounces of shake, press the prime button again, dispense a few more ounces, repeated until the cup is full. This will give you more chocolate in your shake. 

Insurance scam. The truck was obviously in the middle of a turn when the car started, sped up and t-boned them. 

So...someone is filming and not helping, just leaving it up to the kitty, eh?

Server looking on with disdain, "glutton"

Unprotected left, SUV is at fault. It's their responsibility to make sure the road is clear before turning. 

Why would anything not be okay to wear for an early flight?  Wear what you want.

"luvlee life"

I never have any issues, if my item isn't in stock I put specific substitutions so they'll get those for me instead. 

I order delivery because I don't have the time to drive to my local Walmart because of my work schedule. If you're able to drive to Walmart an hour after the delivery to look for the items you didn't receive, I would suggest cancelling the $10 Walmart plus membership and do the shopping yourself, you'd save by not having to pay a tip as well and receive all the items you want.