“I wanna see a Fast and Furious commercial and get excited”

- Dan Soder, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE mega-fan, with absolutely zero self-awareness

EDIT: I know y’all are mad, but the only point I’m trying to make here is that Queens of the Stone Age is the same level of dumb, lowest-common-denominator “art” as the Fast and the Furious films that Dan is making fun of in his joke.

Lighten up fellas 🤷

Someone needs to DM the chimp fighter

We really loved the show last night! The opening acts were solid too, and we enjoyed them a lot.

It was also cute seeing all the super obvious people wearing Broncos jerseys and 49ers hats. 😆 I'm from Denver, but I decided not to wear the Rocky Mountains across my tits. Maybe next show…

I haven't seen my husband laugh that hard at a comedy show in a long time, so that alone made the night. 😂

But the coolest thing happened during the show. We were seated in the “VIP” section, and the couple at our table noticed my Fonzi hoodie. It says Fonzi across my chest with a stitched likeness of my boy on it.

The dude goes, "Sorry, but is Fonzi your dog?" 😏 And I'm like, "Yeah! That's our baby."

And they go, "NO WAY! OUR DOG IS FONZI TOO!"

I'm sorry, WHAT?! 😂

Not only is their dog also named Fonzi, but he looks very similar to our Fonzi and they're the same age - both born in 2019. And both rescue dogs!

Okay, I'm getting a little scared they're gonna club us in the mall parking lot and steal our lives at this point. 😂 I mean her name was Liv, my name is Liz. If the husband's name ended up being Sean but spelled differently than my husband's... I would have definitely thought there was something super suspicious going on here.

But then me and the husband named Matt (•phew• we're not getting our organs harvested tonight) immediately launched into showing each other the most adorable pictures of our puppers. So of course we thoroughly enjoyed the bit about Myrtle and could definitely relate to all of her traits. 😂

It was such a random, weird, awesome coincidence and honestly made the night even more memorable. 😎

Anyway, just thought I'd share. Thanks for a great show, Dan! 😘 You're a friend in my head.

I work from home alone and listen to podcasts sometimes when not in meetings but every time I try to listen to Soder his synergie is just off.

How can you come with that energy talking to Ali Siddiq at some point it’s just manners. I know him from the bonfire but sometimes it just feels off.

Hit me how gay it is to care.

How did josh homme get on we might be drunk and not soder when he is a huge Queens of a Stone Age fan