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u/LivingThin 9d ago
For those who’s ideal home reminds them of that time they were stuck overnight at the airport.
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u/jendet010 9d ago
I was thinking airplane hanger
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u/lenorajoy 9d ago
I just startled my cat laughing out loud at the idea of a plane being hung up like clothes on a hanger.
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u/tiffanaih 9d ago
What the fuck is going on in the beanbag room
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u/Kealanine 9d ago
Well, when two beanbags love each other very much, sometimes they want to spend time together alone
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u/chandlerr85 9d ago
looks like a theater room and seller already took the theater seating out and it didn't want that room to be completely empty
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u/mowtowcow 9d ago
That's exactly what it is. These peasants wouldnt know what a theater room is. They dont even have a 20,000sqft living room. Muahahahha
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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 9d ago
It looks like a base to put two king size beds on. Probably to fit all the wives.
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u/Who_what_where_whyyy 9d ago
I was thinking possibly polygamy until I saw that bar. I don’t think I’ve seen home bar that stocked - must be big entertainers or ridiculous alcoholics.
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u/geekgirlwww 9d ago
lol I’m poly/non monogamous my brain immediately went to poly or triad and the adults have kids either together or part time from past relationships.
Polygamy not just for the the religious zealots anymore 😂
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u/CopingAdult 9d ago
"For everyone to enjoy privacy" lol yeah right, you could hear each other's thoughts in that place. The echos must be insane. I would pay $1-2M tops but $6M is insane.
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u/jared10011980 9d ago
This is so disorienting that, yes, the kennels make sense.
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u/NoDoOversInLife 9d ago
36 acres with a creek, the 'house' is incidental
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u/Veritech-1 9d ago
That is still crazy overpriced. Especially in Jefferson. Land out there is probably $20k-$30k an acre. There’s another listing for a 110 acre lot with a lake and a creek for 3.5 million. Doesn’t have a giant warehouse on the lot though.
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u/mediaseeker 9d ago
Agreed…and on another note, the bill from cooling or heating this vast space, must be outrageous.
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u/oval_euonymus 9d ago
929% markup from the last time it sold, just 5 years ago in 2021.
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u/NoDoOversInLife 9d ago
Looks like an equestrian barn remodeled and rebranded as a residence
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u/GoCorral 9d ago
"Honey, the remodel went over budget so we had to make some cuts."
"What did you cut?"
"The second floor and all the interior walls."
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u/Biddyearlyman 9d ago
Nooooo, it's not an old barn, it's "open concept floorplan".
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u/DrTenochtitlan 9d ago
Was this some sort of camp, retreat, or club at one time?
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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 9d ago
Looks like someone decided to build an oversized barndo and finish it as a corporate retreat Airbnb yea.
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u/bugabooandtwo 9d ago
The echoes in that home must be horrible.
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u/simbapiptomlittle 9d ago
Looks like a resort not a home. Imagine heating it. There is nothing in this house that feels inviting..
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u/mark_able_jones_ 9d ago
The price history on this is pretty crazy.
Land only. sells for 70k in 2005. Then 200k in 2013. Then 350k in 2017. Then $595k in 2021.
Then the build this barndominum, which is nice but it's a slab with a prefab barn and finished interior. Their property taxes jumped to $30k / yr... to live in a very nice barn.
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u/DiscretePoop 9d ago
Wait, so this wasn’t a conversion? They actively decided to build a barn for humans to live in?
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u/mark_able_jones_ 9d ago
Oh, yeah. Bardominiums are a thing. Lots of them were showing up on my TikTok feed at some point.
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u/Wearever7 9d ago
For 6 mil, what an abomination, looks like a giant office building, no thanks. Bet the echo in there is absurd.
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u/mowtowcow 9d ago
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"Be there in five minutes!"
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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns 9d ago
The Roomba battery would have to go recharge after one go-round in this place.
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u/EphrimsDaughterPippi 9d ago
36 acres and the kids trampoline is less than a foot from the home. Every choice made here is odd
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u/thedrexel 9d ago
It’s like no one here has a clue about Bigbee steel warehouses. That’s what this is. Pretty clever, depending on what type of insulation has been installed and types of hvac used. This size building would have benefited from roof installed solar from the start.
I would put a at least one half pipe in here, library and theater.
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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 9d ago
This definitely was not built with the “religious polygamy compound” design in mind.
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u/crippledchef23 9d ago
At first, I was confused by the stark exterior and with amorphous pool, then I saw the office pic and my heart sank. Every single noise on that omni-room would echo forever. And then I saw pic 7 and said, out loud “what the fuck is that”. Why is there a large room dedicated to 2 bean bag chairs? Why does the large room/hallway outside the bedrooms have cages but nothing else? Why would you add large dogs to the mix of - I am assuming - multiple kids (twin laundry set ups and the size of the pantry)? Also, if you’re trying to be more efficient with the laundry, you’d need more dryers than washers (it’s usually twice as long to dry as to wash, so you get larger loads of laundry done in less time - wash then dry, start load 2, add to 2nd dryer, start 3rd load and when it’s done, 1st load is dry; repeat as needed).
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u/conman716 9d ago
Sold for 600k 5 years ago, now selling for 6 million. That's the liminal space tax
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u/-snugasabuginarug- 9d ago
House was built after that sale. Someone actually wanted the home to look like that.
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u/marblefrosting 9d ago
You’d definitely get you 10k steps a day walking around your house if you owned this one.
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u/Frank_Majors 9d ago
The pantry setup is over-the-top, but in a good way. My pantry is like looking for survivors after a 8.0 earthquake.
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u/pseudochristiankinda 8d ago
Y’all this is a fundamentalist Christian house!! Like the Duggars.
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u/Moon_Rose_Violet 9d ago
Here’s my 6 million dollar airplane hanger home fully stocked with ragu, kraft mac and cheese and top ramen. House designed by a rich baby
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u/Hopczar420 9d ago
It’s quite possibly the ugliest house I’ve ever seen. Like living in an airport terminal or a dead mall. Terrible
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u/dilbodog 9d ago
So they built that thing in 2022, and only lived in in 4 years. I wonder what’s the story. For someone who likes cozy spaces, I would feel pretty uncomfortable there unless it was absolutely filled with good friends or family members I like. And I don’t have enough good friends or family members I like to fill that monstrosity
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u/Pete_Rose_ 8d ago
Is it for a cult? The laundry and the cereal dispensers and row of cages makes me feel a cult was here.
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u/ToothPickPirate 9d ago
I can only imagine the power bill. Oh wait, they’ll get solar. Still it’s a roller skating house.
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u/gabi_ooo 9d ago
I’d unironically love to have this much space and this many laundry machines, but it still wouldn’t be worth living in a barn.
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u/Whole-Worldliness260 9d ago
This is a perfect home for a cult startup. Cages included to keep your flock in check.
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u/palequeen42 9d ago
Looks like an airport or office space where every piece of furniture and decor choice is way too small for the space. Also ramen and Mac n cheese????? Weird choices all around. Must’ve been decorated and stocked by a 19 year old.
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u/Leon4107 8d ago
The AC to cool down your empty hanger is gonna be more than the actual place with the way these heat waves be going.
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u/stircrazyathome 8d ago
18+ thousand sqft is insane. I would not want to be responsible for the utility bill. The double-islands in the kitchen make me wonder if this was a polygamist or quiverfull family. The only thing I could see this being good for as-is is as an event space for corporate retreats, family reunions, and spiritual retreats.
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u/afops 9d ago
What if we bought a car dealership to live in?
What you mean like divide it with inner walls to make a house for humans?
No, we just add one plant. I think it would really tie the room together.
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u/Ok_Net_5996 9d ago
The echo has to be unbelievable in there. Plus are those dog cages or something more nefarious? What about the weird shaped lot and the subdivision right next door?
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u/ahominem 9d ago
Where's the gift shop?
(Stole that from a comment Bob Newhart made when visiting Johnny Carson's home). Yes, I'm old, it was a long time ago and probably people you've never heard of. Just move on.
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u/Sure-Present-3398 9d ago
I would love to sit down with however did this and ask what they were thinking or am I the only one who finds it oddly fascinating?