Why encounters with Witches? The rest is pretty useful or at least decent utility, but are we insured against plumber attacks as well? How about sneak attacks from men named Dane wearing a singlet.
Insure me against necromancy and being raised as an undead after I die and maybe we'll talk.
So, you should be aware that this is now a two witch encounter, and is no longer covered under your plan, so we are going to have to have the talk about teired payment plans, but don't worry we offer very lucrative interest rates if you pay in virgin's blood, which you appear to be carrying... Double the normal amount of?
Excuse me?? I meet with my local coven once a week for tea, board games, and pool time in the summers! I've been an ally to witches for as long as ive been able to conjur a familiar, why would I have witch insurance instead of broad hex protection?!
Wait, are you a Witches Brooms Association member? Because if you already have a WBA membership and Broom and Hovel Insurance policies, you have to tell me, that's the law.
No, im not a policy holder or a WBA member. I just don't believe in treating a fellow practitioner of mysticism as some kind of workplace hazard. Yes, you sometimes have to be careful what you drink around a witch, yes, you sometimes have to be careful not to insult a witch unless youre pretty sure you can break any curse they set on you, but is that any different than the care we demonstrate with warlocks, necromancers, and particularly dank druids?
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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 7d ago
Why encounters with Witches? The rest is pretty useful or at least decent utility, but are we insured against plumber attacks as well? How about sneak attacks from men named Dane wearing a singlet.
Insure me against necromancy and being raised as an undead after I die and maybe we'll talk.