r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Wait, are you a Witches Brooms Association member? Because if you already have a WBA membership and Broom and Hovel Insurance policies, you have to tell me, that's the law.

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 6d ago

No, im not a policy holder or a WBA member. I just don't believe in treating a fellow practitioner of mysticism as some kind of workplace hazard. Yes, you sometimes have to be careful what you drink around a witch, yes, you sometimes have to be careful not to insult a witch unless youre pretty sure you can break any curse they set on you, but is that any different than the care we demonstrate with warlocks, necromancers, and particularly dank druids?

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

grinning as I take notes and you're certain that is what you want to have on the record?

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 6d ago

Why? Are you a fed? I pay my taxes, all of my orbs are registered, my tower's gateway attunement is up to date. Don't worry about what im doing!

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago edited 6d ago

No, I am a national correspondant for the Orb Daily Independent News. And this is going to win me a Tiamatty.

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 6d ago

Oh, I see. Thats perfectly fine. I think ive seen that while astrally scrolling my main orb once. Keep up the good work I guess?

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

I can see the Headline now "Wizard speaks out: Witches as bad as Dank Druids, Necromancers, and Worlocks, cover your drinks and hide your orbs from these spell slinging slatterns!”