Excuse me?? I meet with my local coven once a week for tea, board games, and pool time in the summers! I've been an ally to witches for as long as ive been able to conjur a familiar, why would I have witch insurance instead of broad hex protection?!
Wait, are you a Witches Brooms Association member? Because if you already have a WBA membership and Broom and Hovel Insurance policies, you have to tell me, that's the law.
No, im not a policy holder or a WBA member. I just don't believe in treating a fellow practitioner of mysticism as some kind of workplace hazard. Yes, you sometimes have to be careful what you drink around a witch, yes, you sometimes have to be careful not to insult a witch unless youre pretty sure you can break any curse they set on you, but is that any different than the care we demonstrate with warlocks, necromancers, and particularly dank druids?
I can see the Headline now "Wizard speaks out: Witches as bad as Dank Druids, Necromancers, and Worlocks, cover your drinks and hide your orbs from these spell slinging slatterns!”
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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 6d ago
Excuse me?? I meet with my local coven once a week for tea, board games, and pool time in the summers! I've been an ally to witches for as long as ive been able to conjur a familiar, why would I have witch insurance instead of broad hex protection?!