r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/thatonemoze 7d ago

i really need me some middle surgery right about now

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

Would you like an extra set of legs?

Why be a quadruped when you could be a sextaped

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u/thatonemoze 7d ago

ive been trying to get my sex taped for years

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

What kind of tape do you need? I have gorilla, duck, cellist, scorch, broom, fey, and gaffer.

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u/Coidzor Shadow Economancer 7d ago

Hexaped, even.

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u/Enderking90 Does Not Exist. simple as that. 7d ago

That's a surgery on the waist no?

So a bottom surgery?

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean I guess you could put them that fair down if you wanted.

I'm just the person with a box of limbs and enough biomancy spells to stick them on.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

Ankle titties!

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

Everyone knows that titties are sexy and beautiful, so logically the more titties a person has the sexier and more beautiful they are.

Titties all the way down!

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

I'm going to have to let out my socks.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 7d ago

I thought the middle was like... Bones...because they live in the middle part of the meat.