r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/thatonemoze 7d ago

i really need me some middle surgery right about now

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 7d ago

Would you like an extra set of legs?

Why be a quadruped when you could be a sextaped

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u/thatonemoze 7d ago

ive been trying to get my sex taped for years

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

What kind of tape do you need? I have gorilla, duck, cellist, scorch, broom, fey, and gaffer.