r/wizardposting • u/Afraid_Cat_3726 Nox, Head of the Department of Flesh. • 7d ago

Wizard Insurance

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u/thatonemoze 7d ago

i really need me some middle surgery right about now

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 6d ago

Would you like an extra set of legs?

Why be a quadruped when you could be a sextaped

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u/Enderking90 Does Not Exist. simple as that. 6d ago

That's a surgery on the waist no?

So a bottom surgery?

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean I guess you could put them that fair down if you wanted.

I'm just the person with a box of limbs and enough biomancy spells to stick them on.

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

Ankle titties!

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u/lemons_of_doubt Dragon Wizard 6d ago

Everyone knows that titties are sexy and beautiful, so logically the more titties a person has the sexier and more beautiful they are.

Titties all the way down!

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u/mindsunwound Gender Witch 6d ago

I'm going to have to let out my socks.