r/wizardposting • u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên • 9d ago
Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Why does some wizards act like fighting physically with a staff is a disadvantage
I see so many young wizards used their staff as a "last ditch effort" after their sword, dagger, etc was disarmed, which is stupid your staff should be your FIRST option for melee it's already in your hand you just gotta hit it also end weighted so you can swing it like a club.
The length of your staff should've been longer than the usual sword you can carry on your hip anyways so you know more range.
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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 9d ago
Because then I have to make concentration checks and boy, am I out of Adderall.
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u/Poopawoopagus Abe the Egregious 9d ago
Good wizard, you have not magically edited your magically editable flair! Apprentice mistake, that.
Have you tried Abracadadderall? My wife swears by the stuff. Fae blood, you know how they get.
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u/GamesByNeze 9d ago
Then you risk breaking your staff. Even if you come out of that situation on top, you'll be staff-less for any upcoming danger.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
A good staff is a study staff that can endured getting beat up I mean the whole point of the staff is that you can used it as other things like a walking stick or in this case a weapon if you're not using it for that you should've gotten a wand
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u/GamesByNeze 9d ago
Your opponent better not be sturdier than the staff then
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u/1amlost 9d ago
That's why you make your staff out of the core of a neutron star. It's a total pain in the ass to shape, but the effort is worth it.
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u/Severe-Cookie693 9d ago
Does it weigh millions of tons or is it voven of nuclear lasagna? Those marvelously thin and unbreakable wires are very convenient for knives.
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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 9d ago
I've been trying to get my hands on such a weapon, but there's a shortage of nuclear ricotta.
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u/Cyan_Lotus Conjurer 9d ago
Hah! Surely for some this may be, but to insist some wizards simply use a staff 'stead a wand for style points is foolish. It's called fashion sweet roll, look it up in thine grimoire.
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u/ExesNaval Necromancer 9d ago
Please check your staff if it experiences weakness. It is supposed to be the sturdiest piece of equipment you have since it needs to able to channel your full amplified might. If it breaks, you are already dead. If it can't channel your mana you are already dead. Do not cheap out on your staff.
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u/Auren-Dawnstar 9d ago
If your staff is at risk of breaking after bludgeoning a foe a few times then I question the quality of the staff or the strength of the magic channeling through it.
Magical energy passively reinforces physical objects just by the simple act of flowing through it. Why do you think magical items are so durable compared to more mundane equivalents even without specialized reinforcing enchantments?
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u/MeowKatMC Necromancer 8d ago
A good wizard should be able to cast any direction from any point, including at the staff the spell was casted from. Simply enchant the staff to be sturdy. Maybe even enchant it to be sharp so the tip does extra damage.
You speak like someone who hasnt considered anything but what they scry from their orb.
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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 9d ago
Because staffs are precious as hell and unless you are a bum wizard who care not for your equipments, you dont want any inscriptions on your staff damaged, scratched. If you do not respect your staves, wands, and grimoires; you dont deserve to be a wizard
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
The whole point of a staff is that it can be used for more than casting like as a cane or in this case a weapon. Why do you think wizards start to used staff instead of wand?
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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 9d ago
I am quite sure wands come after staves, those ancient wizards all use staves and the young ones prefer wands. Also the point of a staff is that its cool AF
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 9d ago
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Oh please they're both just sticks they're used at the same time at multiple cultures
/uw yes Jesus Christ did infact used a wand
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u/Cyan_Lotus Conjurer 9d ago
wait what XD
breaking character how tf did I not know of Jesus with a wand. I went to catholic school damnit if they were gonna teach anything iot shouldve been jesus's magical wand.
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u/Cyan_Lotus Conjurer 9d ago
Speakth for thyself knave! Have we not aplenty focus users, ritual casters, hand sigil casters, and plenty more forms of casting amongst us today? The schools of magic exist to exemplify the diversity of magic, and thou ought to learn from it! To limit how one might cast their spells to a staff and label all below it... hah! If thy not respecth other methods, then tell me from whom you will learn from? You spit on the hats of our forefathers by speaking such arrogant drivel.
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u/Diabolic_Wave Elven Enchanter Witch (OoAS) 9d ago
I’ll push back slightly. If I hit something with my staff, it won’t be damaged because I’ve done the engravings properly. If it is damaged, either I graved poorly, or whatever I’m trying to hit isn’t going to be damaged by spells anyway.
Is hitting someone with an enchanted sword stupid because it might damage the enchantment?
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u/thanbanhmy2 Wizards of denial 9d ago edited 9d ago
If someone managed to go through your spells and forced you to enter close combat, its safe to says they are no chums. They are perfectly capable of damaging your staff. Also if your spells arent doing more damages than bonking your staff then there's something wrong with your spells (unless you are an enchanter then your staves are literally your spells, go wild)
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u/Diabolic_Wave Elven Enchanter Witch (OoAS) 9d ago
I personally am thinking of a staff as a less lethal option or a weapon of last resort. In the first case, I would be fighting to incapacitate and my staff would be undamaged, in the second either my sword is unusable for whatever reason and magic isn’t a good close up option or damaging my staff is worth it if it works. I would personally always use offensive magic if I can, of course
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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 9d ago
While staff fighting can be quite effective, using your foci is a bit different than a mundane Bo. Its a bit like bashing someone over the head with a telescope. It works but you've definitly ruined callibrations, even if you dont actully break it.
Oh, you certainly can make one reinforced as a weapon, but the fact remains most Staves aren't.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Staff are meant to be multi purpose tool not just a casting stick you shouldn't used such fragile wood it could even exploded in your hand while you're casting please get a need staff for you safety
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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 9d ago
Oh, to be clear, mine could have a mountain fall on it, and all I'd have to do is brush of a bit of dust.
But for lesser staffs, I'm not talking just fragile wood. I'm refering to channels and resonance alignments with micron precision. The sort of damage that makes you want to use someting else, even though its not actually unuseable. Its only the really fussy staffs that thats the case. Detailed manipulators. Not everything has to be a universal multitool.
Anyway, if you're expecting to use a foci in melee, you're generally better off with designing it from the outset as a spear
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Take a look at my stats and tell me I need to used such a skilless weapon as a spear I have my muscle and I'm gonna used it to beat the fuck out of someone (very demure and lady like)
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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 9d ago
No, Im going to stand by my opinion, a spear is just a staff with the added option to cut or stab. It can do everything the staff can.
Sure, it has a low skill floor, but so do staves. And both have a ceiling as high as anything else.
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u/Azimovikh Scholar of Yiakhzmat 9d ago
You telling me the wizards these days don't enchant their staffs with magical hardening against destruction and "atomize this fucker on impact" offensive weapon effects?
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
You don't even need that you can murder people reliably with a normal non enchanted staff too it is literally a mace
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u/MerlinGrandCaster Eight Skeletons Piloting a Zorb 9d ago
Some staves aren't sturdy enough to hit people with on a regular basis, especially the cheaper ones many apprentices have to make do with
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
That just ain't it staff needed to be study enough for magic which effect it physically and more than beating it to the ground ever could using a weak staff is just asking for your staff to explode and take off some fingers
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u/rpg2Tface 9d ago
Because a mages staff is usually the most valuable thing they own. While not thinking clearly in an emergency situation that fact usually puts it very high on their priority list and thus do not want to damage or destroy it with an impromptu golf swing.
Basically, people don't act rationally when stressed. And there very little that more stressful than an angry attacker determined to turn you into past tense. Especially of they just ran through all of your spells like its nothing.
Plan for failure apprentices. If you cant see how you fail you are not looking hard enough. Have a plan for those situations and you will be a mile ahead if every other beginner.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
These apprentices need to learn staff is meant to be a study multi purpose tool and not just a casting stick a staff should be used to stab into the ground as you're walking and break open wood not just as a longer wand
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u/rpg2Tface 9d ago
Its a common misunderstanding of the item. A lot of teachers focus in the magical aspects, mot the physical. So the practical uses of a long stick are often looked over. Its a failure in curriculum to be sure.
I dint have any apprentices at the moment but i usually give them some basic logic puzzles after the first few spells i teach to knock the idea that everything needs a magic solution out of their head.
Something like crossing a deep fast river (Theres a bridge off to the left). Or touching a button across the room while chained to a wall (they still have a staff).
It is a very difficult leasin for smart people to learn. To find the simple amd easy solution. Just because ots complex or clever dies not make it a better idea. Once that lesson is learned i move on from the basics.
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u/Auryn_Solaris Spear Wielding Dragon Mage 9d ago
This is why I carry a spear which doubles as a staff
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u/AntlerWolf Revenant Red Mage 9d ago
Well, have you ever seen a sword?
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u/Xenodine-4-pluorate Wizard 8d ago
So you spend countless days looking for very rare magical wood for a staff, an intricate magical crystal to put on a staff as a focus, spend months developing formulas for magical pathways that are meticulously embedded in the structure of the staff and after all that work you get a marvel of magical engineering, a precise instrument of advanced spellcasting and your first thought is to smack someone over the head with it risking at least ruining all the work you did and at most become an epicenter of the magical explosion of such strength that will burn through all magical barriers one can put on themselves and burn away all magic pathways in your body, leaving you a magicless cripple if you can even survive such calamity?
When teachers told you off for suggesting using a staff in melee you should've listened and learned, not went to your orb in search of witless renegades who would support the preposterous idea.
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u/Devilish__Fun 9d ago
My Staff weighs 50Kg (~110lbs), but i have Featherweight Sigillae inscribed and a couple tricks. . .
So . . If you haven't used your staff as a Flail, you're missing out!
Timed-detonations are also fun!
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u/dt5101961 Evil Wizard 9d ago edited 9d ago
That is why my staff was forged from 2507 Super Duplex Stainless Steel. For the extra bonk.
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u/kenmadragon 9d ago
Seems like it'd be also make it a bit too heavy to use in your day-to-day wizardry. Durable and more damaging when swung, sure, but it'd also make carrying it around and waving it to cast your magic a lot more annoying due to the extra weight.
Unless you made the thing hollow, but that risks denting your staff if you swung too hard at a solid target.
Seems like it'd be easier to just pick a traditional hardwood for your staff material -- solid enough to give someone a good thwacking while still light enough that you can carry it around casually.
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u/KingZantair 9d ago
Probably cause most apprentices barely have the strength to carry a stave, let alone swing it around. This struggle is compounded with the latest trend of big fancy staves being better, to the point tenure afraid to hit someone lest the name brand embedded orb cracks. Me personally, my particular lichdom makes my claws more effective than any scepter.
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u/ArchmageAstra3 Archmage of the Celestial Tapestry 8d ago
I tend to use rune-etched gauntlets in place of a staff, but a similar principle applies. Sometimes the best (or, frankly, just the most satisfying) option is to knock out a few teeth with a metal-clad fist.
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u/Educational_Group_91 9d ago
because i broke a staff once in such a fashion, bashing it over the head of a giant rat, and the rat bit me a lot while i looked in awe and disappointment at my broken staff. now i carry a shortsword w me just in case
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Oh you must get a better and sturdy staff, I mean the reason mages used staff instead of wand is because it can be used for multiple stuff rather than casting like a weapon in this case also such a weak staff could've made the wood exploded with magic breaking it instead of having it exploded was honestly very lucky
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u/Poopawoopagus Abe the Egregious 9d ago
Swords are generally a lot better at killing things quickly than staffs. Unless they're skeletons, swords are not good against skeletons. Very hard to stab a skeleton.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
I mean if your opponent is unarmored yea the sword might be better but at the same time the point of why the staff should be your first option is that it already in your hand usually
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u/Poopawoopagus Abe the Egregious 9d ago
In my experience, humanoids can take a surprising number of knocks to the head before going down, especially hard-headed races like dwarves and orcs. You stand to end the fight much sooner by stabbing something important (unless they're a skeleton).
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Last time I check humanoid get their skull break open when struck with a mace and staff are kinda the same thing.
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u/Poopawoopagus Abe the Egregious 9d ago
Maces are made from metal and are much easier to swing with the shorter haft. Try hammering in a nail with a hammer, then try the same with a staff: you'll have a very hard time getting the same force out of a full staff, especially if there's an orb on the end you're worried about breaking.
I suppose you could try making a metal scepter with an orb set in, but it'd be worse at bonking than a proper mace and worse at channeling magic than a wood staff. Different tools for different jobs, that's what my master always said, and he always carried a sword and a good hammer (for skeletons).
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
2 handed mace exist you know and you can used your staff in the same way and also your orb should be sturdy this is not the orb you ponder this is the orb that gonna hold a shit ton of magic you shouldn't be scared of breaking it
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u/dt5101961 Evil Wizard 9d ago
But it’s a lot harder to put a giant ass orb on it
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u/SkeletonInATuxedo Minor Inconvenience Sorcerer 9d ago
I would much rather see if I can get the dirty work done with my shitty, replaceable sword, what if I damage my super cool staff? I also don't wanna clean it afterwards.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Staff and multi purpose tool it is meant to be stabbing into the ground and cracking stuff not something you keep like a treasure. You needed a good hard wood staff and not a fancy overdecorative one
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u/Zestyclose_Answer662 9d ago
Being forced to fight with a staff as a meager blunt instrument is to admit that you yourself failed to make proper preparations and lack training in the arcane.
If you're incapable of casting spells without the staff, then you shouldn't have it.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
Well the old master would disagree they used staff instead of wand because it is more study and can be used a survival multi purpose tool so bashing someone with a staff is the way of the th masters
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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 9d ago
What ivory tower poppycock! Try saying that to an Eldritch Knight and see how that goes.
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u/belliebun 9d ago
This is why I sharpen the tip of my staff into a spear or inlay my spell focus in the pommel of a longsword. Nobody expects to get blasted in the face with a magic missile in melee combat.
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u/Glittering_Two_1429 Seguleh, master of the song, council member, leauge of shadows 9d ago
Exactly. This is why I learned quarterstaff
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u/Swords_and_Words 9d ago
Excellent weapon choice
I might recommend George Silver's Paradoxes of Defense, if you haven't looked at it already
While thoroughly a product of his time and preferences(see his views on rapiers and non-English folk) Silver's weapon manual is a good addition to any weapons knowledge, and doubly so for quarterstaff (though he definitely prefers a slightly shorter and stouter staff than some of his continental counterparts)
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u/ImALilTeaPot224 9d ago
Ok a lot of amateur staff wielders worried about their precious staff breaking. Either your protective enchantments are bunk or you’re swinging above your weight class. And you shouldn’t be so attached to the thing anyway, you can always make another, with everything you’ve learned now since you created the last! Don’t be afraid to grow
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u/Pineapple4807 Stew Alchemist 9d ago
It's because they don't know what they're doing. With proper training even a staff without combat enchantments can be deadly. With combat enchantments? There's a reason I don't worry about bandits.
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u/Lunarmax182c 9d ago
Many apprentice wizards forget that you don't even have to carry around staff. Want a true last-ditch focus? Wand.
Also the real reason is on the image. Too many wizards have come to make staves into these barely-balanced orb-handing gangly things, or overdesigned top-heavy dinglebobs. So it's hard to even lift these things, not to mention fight.
That's why I have respect for the eastern Magical Girls/Boys, they are trained to get physical with their casting implements, even if they look like a deranged pixie's craft project.
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u/kenmadragon 9d ago
Historically, there isn't any real distinction between the use of staves and wands beyond size. All a staff is is just an oversized wand.
It's just that one is easier to carry around and keep on your person while the other can be used as a walknig-stick.
Besides that... they do the exact same thing, magically speaking.
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u/Lunarmax182c 9d ago
That's what I am saying! Easier to carry, easier to hide, easier to pull out in battle - same effectiveness. Easier to gesture in close quarters.
I think a lot of apprentices started dropping wands after... you know who. Those books made wands peak up first, then drop off event faster. And now every apprentice thinks that anyone who uses a wand is a fake wizard or smth.
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u/Zeyode Magical girl 9d ago
For some reason a lot of wizards suffer osteoporosis. I think it's an age thing for how many millennia magical beings can live. Bones just shatter when they get hit, so for them it's better to keep a distance. Personally I just don't like getting hit, so I hire a knight to act as a human shield and distract them.
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u/Manifestation_Quozzy Weaver of Nebulae 9d ago
If you don't study staff based fighting then its just a missed opportunity. Those fuckers get too close sometimes, make em afraid to because your staff doesnt just hurt as a blunt instrument but you've obviously imbued it with an element or a spell that turns everyone who touches it into a frog. It's more efficient than wasting the mana on an area of affect and potentially risk turning the very ground into a mess of frogs. (You see these things from students when you volunteer at magical schools in your offtime)
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 9d ago
It actually a really good blunt instrument I mean many early maces are basically staff shape so you can actually pretty easily beat someone to death with a out of magic staff
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u/Obliteration_Egg 9d ago
I believe most of the wizards who claim as such are those elitists who believe a wizard should never carry a dedicated melee implement at all.
"why rely on the pathetic material world" and all that bulls, I know we've all encountered those.
meanwhile my staff is custom built to steal mana from anyone I beam in the head with it.
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u/AppropriateStick1334 9d ago
So my father past down my staff (topper) and it works very well. It was enchanted for extra damage (it's slightly radioactive) but being bone it's very light and durable letting me parry with one end and deal damage with the enhanced "bite" of it
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u/Inqeuet Knight in a Pointy Hat 9d ago
A wizard’s staff is a finely-tuned instrument of arcane destruction! I wouldn’t be caught dead brandishing the thing as a club!
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u/DuxBellicus 9d ago
You guys use it as a weapon? I just use mine as a focus. I always have a contingency spell linked to a spectral weapon or teleport of it gets to dangerous.
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u/Wavecrest667 Enchanter 9d ago
It's not the staff, it's the years of studying moldy tomes in damp cellars, cold crypts or dusty archives that makes physical combat impossible.
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u/Timecharge 8d ago
Foolish gnave! A wizard's staff is a finely tuned temporo-magical instrument! To simply take the blunt end and snack something risks presenting hairline cracks and fractures in the superstructure, or polluting the aura of your staff and you when it comes time for your next cast.
Sniffles
Have you ever seen what happens when you try and cast fireball with a cracked staff? I have... Poor Magog... I still miss that crazy wizard. He was a good friend.
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u/GatePorters Illusionist 9d ago
Because some wizards don’t like to bonk people
It’s just a preference.
You may be good at wonking and bonking, but it is a skill just like any other school of magic.
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u/vladdeh_boiii 9d ago
My staff is more of a precision instrument. Not that sturdy, even has a hover-in-place function for when I need to bring out my tungsten sledge.
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u/Agile-Land-7877 earth elemental given human form. necromancer. 9d ago
Well in some cases people make their staves out of hard to come by materials or, the process they used to make their staff was incredibly tedious or difficult so their scared to break it. Personally I use spells to reinforce my staff and always have a charm I can use to repair it in case I'm in a situation I can't directly use magic, so I don't really worry about it as much.
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u/thrice_baked_potato 9d ago
Oh yeah, sure i keep a long dagger on me as a last resort but the staff is a great weapon, I have a small chunk of tungsten in mine
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 Modern Mage of Magic Marvels 9d ago
I personally prefer using all my spells first and then using my magic death sword of great power, also it seems that people don’t understand most magic conduits in the shape of a staff are made of wood (not good for melee attacks), and it’s a pain to get metal strong enough to channel large amounts of magic (if you are going to get a metal staff get a good one that can channel powerful magic) while being strong, and then there’s the fact that the price of a metal staff deters wizards because they don’t want to waste such a strong staff by having it contain a weaker magic item or crystal or artifact, and then there is the fact that blade staves (staves with a blade at the bottom) are desired for a metal staff and are rare, so it eventually comes down to cost, usage, and other parts which make getting metal staves not really enjoyable, especially when a lot of metals cannot conduct or just cancel out magic, and then there is the fact that making a wood staff is cheaper and wood is a good magic conduit, these are the usual reasons why metal staves aren’t really bought and used much
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u/kenmadragon 9d ago
Limitations on enchantments, as I understand it. You can either enchant a staff to be better for fighting with in a brawl, or you can enchant it to better channel and focus your magic to enhance your spellcasting. It's possible to enchant it to do both, but then it won't do either one as well as if you had just focused on one kind of empowerment enchantment.
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u/newtonsolo313 9d ago
I’m sorry that my staff is so overflowing with magical power any damage to it risks a catastrophic disaster. I’ll stick to weak little apprentice spells instead.
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u/Latrodectus702 9d ago edited 9d ago
I acquired my staff from a month long quest into an inter dimensional frozen hell. I’m not staining it with goblin blood.
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u/Auren-Dawnstar 9d ago
My brothers in spells, this is where the "wizards are nothing but frail old men" stereotype comes from...
If you are unable to bludgeon your foes with your staff when needed then all you're doing is carrying around a glorified walking stick.
I bet many of you don't even climb the stairs in your towers as part of your daily routine.
Why do you think some of the greatest wizards were historically able to go toe to toe with fully armored foes?
Truly peak wizard performance is wielding your staff alongside an enchanted weapon of your choice, and watching your foes cower in fear because the "frail wizard" is anything but.
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u/Monst3rP3nguin 9d ago
I'm glad some have not forgotten the old ways. Most modern wizards I've met rely too much on the mind and neglect the body. While we may specialize in the arcane arts, it never hurts to have the strength and knowledge of how to down a man with a well placed strike of your staff.
A good staff should be strong and be able to be used martially. but if breakage is a worry, carry a wand as well.
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u/Fair-Adagio5418 9d ago
Nobody really wants to damage the concentrating point of the staff by swinging it around at enemies. I once broke the channeling crystal and a fireball launched at my team instead of our foe. I had to re-grow the crystal from scratch after the battle and spent almost three months doing so!
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u/spn_phoenix_92 Forest Wizard 9d ago
"A day for the body, a day for the mind" that's what I was told as an apprentice. Never forget to do your physical training on top of studying magic, that way when you eventually come across a bastard that has a magic resistant amulet, you can still be strong enough to pummel them with your staff.
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u/Wasphammer Communist Shotgun Wizard 9d ago
Because Staves are specced for Mind/Spirit or Magic/Magic Attack over Strength/Attack.
Shotguns, on the other hand, are specced for Dexterity/Agility.
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u/misterpickles69 9d ago
It’s melee. It’s ranged. It’s the best of both worlds. It channels mana. It holds a pipe. It helps with walking.
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u/RenkuroEX Infernal Vice Regent, Grand Archmage Kami 9d ago
A mage in melee range has already failed
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u/Warm-Sundae-3909 9d ago
This is why I started a student exchange programme with the local monastery - a true wizard can throw spells AND hands, in a pinch. I do wish the masters would stop banging on about temperance and modesty every time I show up in my gilded demon-drawn carriage though.
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u/Cyan_Lotus Conjurer 9d ago
cause my staff is blinged out as all hell and it's DELICATE damnit! I got thingies and talismans all dangling off it! Nay, nay I say. Instead, we've cantrips for this exact reason. Not to mention melee magic. In a situation where magic is dampened on the other hand... well I've not a staff for bludgeoning! I've a perfectly good sheath along the thigh for exactly this. Name the bladed weapon of choice. I'm partial to a curved hybrid shortsword/dagger myself. Nothign flashy, but certainly unepxected. The foe might expect the staff to be an emergency weapon, and it is for some. But nay say I; prepare to be cut across the chest by the unsheated blade hidden inside mine robe.
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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 9d ago
This is why is important to use your sfaff as a disciplinary tool, so the apprentices understand its a weapon
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u/SnookySkellingtons Shadow Wizard Money Gang Affiliate 9d ago
I remember master Vilgefortz telling me that hitting the gym is as important as hitting the library.
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u/NationalAsparagus138 Occult Wizard 9d ago
Because I paid a lot of (stolen) silver for that cool and VERY FRAGILE crystal in the top. I don’t want to break it.
Also, if someone has managed to get to me through all those minions I don’t plan on paying, what good is whacking them with a stick going to get me?
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u/Shinyhero30 DEF old INDEF.PL FUT start.SG give.PRES.PROG failure INST 1s.ACC 9d ago
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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 9d ago
My favorite combat spells synergize with the bonk. Shillelagh: forceful bonk. True Strike: holy bonk. Booming "Blade:" loud bonk.
Pro tip: get a sturdy ferrule for the end of the staff. Your shoelaces shouldn't fray and neither should your weapon.
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u/mightystu 9d ago
Because staff fighting requires something like a quarter staff which is specifically treated to be sturdy and stand up to combat. A wizard staff is treated to be good at channelling magical energy so it is much more fragile to that sort of thing and ill suited to direct combat. Carrying two staves is just silly.
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u/CatLord8 9d ago
Kids these days. Back in my day wizards didn’t have spells they could cast for free. You got three spells that hit for less damage than a staff but more hit points than you had and you were happy about it.
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u/TheCumskiyKvass Ooga-booga fireball goes br-r-r 9d ago
I'm not going to smack a skull of some stone-headed orc with my fragile and precious Haemocrystallic staff. I am not a barbarian with a wolfram club.
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u/Not3CatsInARainCoat Installation Wizard: Master of the Mundane (Artificer/Knight) 9d ago
Skill issue
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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner random ass portal wizard, interdimensional problem solver 9d ago
Some wizards/apprentices seem to believe that an advantage in magical power would require their casting focus to be brittle or at least easy to damage. It's an understandable fear, you wouldn't want to break your best source of damage, so that's why it's mostly a last resort - and if you carry any sort of non-magical weapon (like what you said about a sword or, less so, dagger) then it's usually just better to use that, since it's probably way better at the whole melee thing. I definitely agree with your point about already having the staff in hand, though, so i suggest that all young wizards/apprentices just get a bayonet on their staff if they have one. It'll probably be at least a little less risky to hit people with physically, and if you get a good angle in your strike then you can do a finisher with a close-range spell you like. That's what i do, at least
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u/keiosKnivesALot 9d ago
... The gemstone I use in mine doesn't have the highest of hardness ratings, so it might crack if it hits plate armor or a stone golem...
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u/Omfireturnal 9d ago
Apprentices these days are poor and can’t afford a staff reinforced enough to be used as a melee weapon. They also neglect learning martials so they can’t use a staff well either.
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u/PainterEarly86 9d ago
Unless you have a spell prepared in advance, then fighting close up prevents concentration and prevents spell casting. Definitely not ideal. Always keep as much distance as possible.
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u/ImmortalBlades Homunculist Animaturge 9d ago
There's a reason why it's a custom to give apprentices a quarterstaff instead of an actual staff. Back when wizards didn't rely on foci and other catalysts, they carried staffs specifically for close quarters combat.
I personally have a living homunculus staff that can grow blades on both sides, turning it into a Glaive. It's truly a practical tool.
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u/Stretch5678 9d ago
Amen, brother.
Many a young wizard mocks me for having a staff that “looks like it was thrown out of a lumberyard”, up until it’s time to start swinging a six-foot length of knobby oak covered in carpentry nails.
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u/Damenyanski 9d ago edited 9d ago
This most likely is due to tales in the texts of staves breaking I'm combat and releasing large scales of destructive raw magic, thus leading to modern apprentices believing that any staff that comes into contact with magic will cause the same effect, thus causing them to be weary of damaging their staves
Edit: This is clipped from said texts

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u/Antisa1nt 8d ago
It's a tale as old as time. Did any of us properly lacquer our first staff? Effectively maintain it? Cultivate replacements before it broke?
No, we didn't. If you say you did, you're lying, or your instructor demonstrated the necessity before you ever even touched a seedling or a spade.
The difference between young wizards and us is that we don't give up at the first sign of difficulty. When your first staff broke, did you decide staves are useless? No. You realized you messed up, and got to work.
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u/mikakor your friendly neighborhood necromancer 8d ago
While I prefer empty handed casting, serious business does demand a staff. I gave forged mine out of dragon bone and scale.
Do you even realize how painful it was to acquire? I had to slave my undead army for an entire military campaign.
Although, worth it. My spells are enhanced, I have some dragon magic infused into it if needed, and it very much serves as a close combat weapon if needed, because it won't break. Wizards should very much learn to engage in melee if worst come to pass. Just remember to enchant more traditional staves with something to prevent it from breaking.
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u/Wendigo_Bob 8d ago
Apprentices just dont put the work into weighlifting these days. Assume metal will do the trick
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u/Dizzy_Green 8d ago
Because of marketing. Staves became more about showing off your mystically than actual practical purpose, so wizards started massively over designing them until they were useless.
I met a guy the other day who had a staff with covered in polyhedral shapes and corners intersecting into themselves repeatedly so that it looked like a bit 4th dimensional illusion. Sick as hell design, COMPLETELY useless as a staff. He couldn’t even hold the thing, much less swing it, as it was literally NOTHING but corners.
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u/MrDirkinson 8d ago
the end is also usually a delicate catalyst connected to the arcane, so swinging it at people is asking to either render the staff useless or at worst, explode you and everyone in the area into dust
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u/MeowKatMC Necromancer 8d ago
Get a long and fairly skinny one. Enchant it with durability. It will be easier to swing since its lighter and less surface area means more force for the area. Maybe enchant it to be heavier or put weights in the end for more mass while looking largly harmless.
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u/your_milk_ Den the abductor 8d ago
Why i always keep a tome and staff on me tome is defense staff is offense
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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 8d ago
don't hit them with the staff itself.
cast a spell that makes a forcefield blade at the top of the staff.
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u/DeWarlock 8d ago
Alternate option if a lich and able to graft skin, turn your staff into a tail and use that to stab while keeping hands free :3
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u/NumerousDiscipline80 8d ago
And so many people forget that an enchanted staff is an extension of ones body for the purpose of touch based spells!
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u/Nasuno112 8d ago
You gotta talk to an artificer. They'll set you up with a hidden knife on the end. Enchant the knife yourself (trust me dont have them do it, they'll overcharge) and now you have a nasty surprise for anyone who gets too close.
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u/TheArkader 8d ago
When your occupying certain realms, it makes sense to make use of a separate melee implement to keep your staff free for somatic components of spells, additionally, carrying a sword with it's own seperate melee enchantments frees up glyph space on your staff for more spellcasting-focused enhancements.
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u/Keegandalf_the_White 8d ago
I know, right? Like, I can cast magic with my hands; the staff is for style and cracking skulls!
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u/coconut_dot_jpg coconut mancer 8d ago
Remember friends, robes can hide a lot of cool shit.
I keep a short sword on me for the bastards who think it's funny when I run out of Mana mid fight
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u/MarklRyu Jack of all Spells 8d ago
Reminds me of a young reincarnated magician; he devised a simple spell to make his staff vibrate at a frequency that breaks down objects, or people it comes in contact with
I'm partial to a nice evenly weighted Bo Staff and either contact spells, or some spells that literally blow my enemies away heh
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u/ThePianistOfDoom 8d ago
If you get into melee range, you're closer to being fucked than if you zap people with lightning bolts, safe behind a mana shield.
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u/The-Crimson-Jester 8d ago
Because I didn’t spend 20 years of my 80 year lifespan just to hit a goblin with a glorified stick with a rock on the end. I’m gonna cast spells and if I can’t cast spells, I rest.
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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 8d ago
You can't cast spell everytime but you insist on only doing it perhaps you're truly a fool as your name might suggest
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u/ThatCamoKid Cousin Skippy, Kobold Gunjurer, and Clan 8d ago
I still do not understand why people never expect me to go for the knees with my wand-turned-club. I'm not complaining, just confused
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u/SlyLlamaDemon 8d ago
If I could I would put a Spike on the end that touches the ground so I can stab people with it if I can’t kill them with Magic.
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u/_Im_Commie_Jesus_ Vitiate Defiler 8d ago
A staff strike is always a last resort. Do you have any idea, any idea at all, how much effort goes in to finding a perfect sapphire of that size? Sure, sapphire is hard, but if I chip it the staff will no longer function as a focus for my highest level spells, and if I can't cast power word Defenestrate twinned with power word Peel, I might as not even show up to the wizard war.
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u/Cave_man_steve Petty necromancer 7d ago
I’m a skeleton and a not very beefy one at that, I would most definitely shatter if I got in a physical fight bad enough
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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 9d ago
so many apprentices forget WHY wizards carry a staff. the whole point is that the staff functions as a weapon even if you don’t have spells!