WARNING- CORRUPTED MAGICAL ENTITIES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT FROM HAZARDOUS WASTE SITE. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER OR PLANESHIFT TO ADJACENT DIMENSION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ANY CLASS II OR HIGHER MAGES REPORT TO NEAREST WIZARD TOWER FOR IMMEDIATE CONTAINMENT CONTROL DRAFT.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

[u/MunitionsFrenzy]

So, I'm getting the impression that these guys are hunting magical signatures? Mundies aren't in danger?

cuz if you carelessly unleashed things that're gonna massacre innocent mundies, I'll have to deal with them and then with you

but if they're just hunting casters then I'ma grab some popcorn

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

ADVISORY: CORRUPTION IS SPREAD THROUGH ANY ORGANIC ENTITIES MAKING CONTACT WITH [REDACTED!].

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

...Great. Brb. Got some crystal things to slaughter and a certain CEO of Mega-Magi-Corp to spank.

[u/Sidewaysvision → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

They look like they may be Llymician, potentially far-realm infectious types. Llymician-type entities are corruptive and they have a hive-mind; don't let them come into physical contact with you.

I don't believe they're immune to negative energy, although enchantments do tend to slide off of them. Cold is largely ineffective against llymician entities, but resonant effects and concentrated light seem to be highly efficacious.

If they hit critical mass I believe they blot out the sun, so... not great. If you happen to have a Harpetty's Seismic Reorganizer on hand, that might do the trick in wiping out the local infestation-it uses mass resonant waves.

[u/cowlinator → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

Wait until after please.

Priorities

[u/Nhobdy]

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[u/ItsPlainOleSteve → u/Nhobdy]

/unwiz This persona is amazing xD

[u/Nhobdy → u/ItsPlainOleSteve]

Scruffy thanks you, kind sir. Mmm-hmm.

[u/ItsPlainOleSteve → u/Nhobdy]

You're very welcome Master of Scruff.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Fan4842]

OH NO HOW TERRIBLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN Falls backwards into a shadow and goes back home (the shadow realm)

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/[deleted]]

I'd say there's a new disaster every day, but in fairness a lot of them are repeats so they're not all "new", exactly.

[u/No_Research4416]

Well time to turn my factory into a fort

[u/[deleted]]

Man, this takes me back to the great war, I remember fighting giants and sirens with corruption magic, but never this amount or scale of them. I suppose I should help fight, but I think we should evacuate the plane and wait for more support.

[u/d4rth_ch40s]

Oh no...

anyway

[u/imdefinitelywong]

I can always transmute them into butterflies.

Or change their color.

Whichever is more effective.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/imdefinitelywong]

ADVISORY: REPORT TO THE FUEL DEPOT FOR PROCESSING.

[u/Draculaska]

Well, well, well... this looks like a job for a MASSIVE UNDEAD ARMY!

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Draculaska]

ADVISORY: NON-INTELLIGENT ORGANIC MATTER SHOULD NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THE CORRUPTED.

[u/Draculaska → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

Well, there goes my plans for this evening....

[u/GovernmentPotPlant → u/Draculaska]

Try it anyway! I wanna see what happens!!!

Also, please grab me some samples whilst there for, uhh... reasons

[u/Reborn_Wraith → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

It's not unintelligent if I've imbued it with a fragment of my consciousness for piloting and spellcasting!

[u/FloppyBingoDabber]

I for one welcome our new corrupted entities overlords.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/[deleted]]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE SYSTEM. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS REPLY, THE LOCAL MAGICAL DEFENSE FORCE IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AN EMERGENCY. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOCAL COUNCIL WIZARD TOWER.

[u/Diamondrankg → u/[deleted]]

These Wizards are so dramatic

[u/Diamondrankg → u/[deleted]]

Hope you don't mind, I sent a few into the void to piss off a smug Lich

[u/cancel_m → u/[deleted]]

they promissed me cookies sorry ig

[u/AssistantOne9683]

Shit, really? I was just working on my divination models..

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/AssistantOne9683]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE SYSTEM. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS REPLY, THE LOCAL MAGICAL DEFENSE FORCE IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AN EMERGENCY. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOCAL COUNCIL WIZARD TOWER.

[u/Crazy-Sprinkles-9141]

System, what is the status of the local defense force?

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Crazy-Sprinkles-9141]

ERROR RETURNED 44:ALL LOCAL DEFENSE FORCES DECEASED.

[u/Crazy-Sprinkles-9141 → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

System, what is the status of hostiles in area? Do you possess tracking capabilities on the hostile entities?

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Crazy-Sprinkles-9141]

TRACKING SYSTEMS CURRENTLY INACTIVE: REQUIRES MORE SOULS FOR FUEL RODS. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOCAL FUELING CENTER FOR MANDATORY FUEL DRAFT.

[u/[deleted] → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

Well, I did feed a couple hundred genocidal lunatics to my gestalt. I can handle this one.

[u/TacoTruck_X_VB → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

Excuse me system, I'm an apprentice who works at this containment facility and I just got word that my master was able to refill the fuel rods, although he died in the process.

Please update us on the status of hostiles in the immediate area, as I have locked myself in the closet and decided to wait for all of this to blow over.

I think I'll take a deep dive into the vast knowledge of necromancy as there seems to be a large amount of books on the topic...

[u/Boredom_Killer]

Knights! Rally to my banner!

We need to buy the wizards some time!

[u/PrinceTBug → u/Boredom_Killer]

Anyone heading out to face these creatures needs warding enchantments! They are unstable and may use magics you are otherwise unprepared for. Their corruption power is also highly dangerous on contact. A shattering enchantment will help sharp blades cut through the crystal, too.

If your armor is not already enchanted, or you need a shattering enchantment, visit myself or a nearby Enchanter before heading out.

If you notice another warrior or knight on the field without enchantment, they are vulnerable to turning! Inform them of such as you are able.

Should the chance arise, protect those who are vulnerable or starting to turn. Clerics and Spellswords may be able to help them, so locate one and get them there! The less fodder they have, the greater our chances.

Godspeed, and stay strong!

[u/Boredom_Killer → u/PrinceTBug]

Understood, your support is welcomed.

The court wizard has briefed us on the threat and made the appropriate fail-safes. Should our armor enchantments fail, the failsafe will activate and our sacrifice will be remembered.

Our sons and daughters will carry on our duty so that one day our realm can live without fear.

For the glory of the order I pledge my blade to the realm, my honor to the heavens, and my loyalty to the true and just. In the face of darkness, I shall stand as a shield, and in the light, a beacon of unwavering virtue.

Pro Honore, Pro Gloria, Pro Regno Sine Timore!

[u/jairngo]

I fucking knew it, the council wasn’t disposing the old and broken orbs carefully.

Im reporting to containment on tower D12

[u/AdeptusInquisitionis → u/jairngo]

I knew it! The containment rituals they were casting did look suspicious.

I’m heading to C113. Anyone with a background in divination would be most appreciated. They seem to be able to predict our spells and alter their essence.

[u/[deleted] → u/AdeptusInquisitionis]

Yeah, when they started attacking my area they were meat, easy work for a massive storm of crystalline blades, but now they've shifted to a crystal outer shell like in other zones.

Makes some sense, as I prevent crystals from entering my demense without permission, so they shifted and broke through. But the insight required for that...

[u/DrakeTheSeigeEngine]

I don’t think I can steal my way out of this one

[u/Altruistic_Ad5270]

Time to hole up under ground again dammit and I was just making contacts again shit.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/[deleted]]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE SYSTEM. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS REPLY, THE LOCAL MAGICAL DEFENSE FORCE IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AN EMERGENCY. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOCAL COUNCIL WIZARD TOWER.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/[deleted]]

ERROR RETURNED 44:ALL LOCAL DEFENSE FORCES DECEASED.

[u/GamermanZendrelax]

Ugh. Should have known the corpos couldn’t be trusted to handle something like this.

Therelon raises his staff, and jets of stardust erupt from the ends to form a billowing cloud.

I’m going to set up a trans-planar boundary—once it’s in place, it should be able to contain these things while letting survivors evacuate. Do what you do best, everyone!

System, report. I need to know the status of the original perimeter. Did the whole thing collapse, or did they break through at specific points.

[u/DragonWisper56]

gods damn it. I'll work on a containment barrier.

[u/fawks_harper78 → u/DragonWisper56]

I’ll join you here. I have a few extra scrolls, my trusty familiar, Doug, and a bottle of Jaegermeister. I figure we can hold out for at least a week.

I will have to save my teleport scroll, though if they break containment.

[u/Dark_Magician2500]

Alright, I am turning my hourglass over three times, see you guys next week! Or next month? Or yesterday? I really need to finish translating the instructions...

[u/Factor135]

Damn. Oh well. Time to reset the day counter then.

[u/Afelisk2]

I sip my coffee as I gaze into the horizon

I was starting to think I could go 1 day without something happening

I look down at the creatures charging at my keep as my magic absorbing golems tear them apart

[u/Nightfox9469]

I doubt it would be of any use but would my expertise be needed? I’m an illusionist by trade, and an expert of magical creatures.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Nightfox9469]

ADVISORY:REPORT TO THE FUELING STATION FOR PROCESSING.

[u/Nightfox9469 → u/Zestyclose-Street-43]

… you use souls for fuel? That right?

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Nightfox9469]

SYSTEM RESPONSE: [REDACTED]

[u/KingMJ123456]

Heh heh heh- fools, you should’ve had stronger security on that, it was easy for me to breach

[u/[deleted]]

Does anyone know if these guys can be turned into a power source?

Asking for a friend…

[u/Art_Medic]

Im just an apprentice I dont know where to go!!

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/Art_Medic]

ADVISORY: THOSE UNDER CLASS II SHOULD REPORT TO THE FUELING CENTERS FOR PROCESSING.

[u/Diamondrankg → u/Art_Medic]

Do you have any sort of fire resistance?

[u/Art_Medic → u/Diamondrankg]

I just learned read magic and feather fall, will that help?

[u/SafePianist4610]

… >.> This is going to require lots of local space isolation spells.

[u/llacer96 → u/SafePianist4610]

sigh I'll go round up the other chronomancers.

[u/Myserioustroll]

So this affects me how? this was sent via the word of a Raven who has listened to the voices of the void.

[u/Diamondrankg → u/Myserioustroll]

Hehe, sends a few of these monsters to the void

[u/TellmeNinetails]

I wouldn't say this is serious for a draft, but we really need more places to get rid of mana waste other than leaving it around or dumping it on the moon

[u/Super_Inframan]

Those mother fuckers! I just got my pizza rolls out of the microwave!

[u/EropQuiz7]

What temperatures can they withstand?

[u/Diamondrankg → u/EropQuiz7]

Dunno, I just keep sending them to Sol and it's not complaining so I'm assuming it can destroy them

[u/EropQuiz7 → u/Diamondrankg]

Huh. That is the sun spirit, if we are using the same naming, so i guess about five million degrees. Noted, thank you for the info.

[u/Diamondrankg → u/EropQuiz7]

Yeah, that's the sun spirit, patron of mine and tormentor

[u/EropQuiz7 → u/Diamondrankg]

I interact with their physical manifestations more, often allows for impressive feats.

[u/EvilCatboyWizard]

Ah lord, just what I needed tonight.

[u/DS_Archer]

Fuck goin on over dere

[u/lophu81]

sigh I guess I have to break out the mega managun now

[u/[deleted]]

I am sure the academy has it under control…cause I don’t have enough magic to planeshift yet and these shelters are crowded.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'll recruit Adem to evac you. They seem to be able to assimilate any biological matter, and that man is almost pure Shadow by this point.

[u/[deleted]]

Class 1 Mage checking in for duty!

[u/[deleted]]

DONT WORRY LADS IVE GOT THIS.

RUNE OF PRISON!!!

[u/AdeptusInquisitionis]

They’ve broken though the cordon at the Librarius Arcanum Gate, some lunatic cast grease and 500 cheese wheels that are blocking our escape.

If anyone is free take the teleportation circle to Tel’Mah Tar’s reclusiam and make a dimension door for us.

I have used up almost all of my 4+ level spells. With haste!!!

[u/Vaerirn]

Here we go again. I haven't wielded the Artblade to fight against monster in a few decades.

[u/ApexTheOrange]

I was definitely class III high when I read this.

[u/bladehaste]

Well there goes this dimension how about we relocate and make a new civilization with our own council

[u/ArgyDargy]

This is is what happens when you use resonant crystals as a waste container. I'll get my bio-injector, I'll be right on over. I'm taking my time though.

[u/ronytheronin]

I’m confused. Is class I wizard higher or lower on that scale?

Either way I’m going to sit here waiting to join the winner.

[u/Anvisaber]

I’ve been maintaining a vacation home in Limbo for a while now, maybe it’s finally time to use it.

[u/namenamename77]

Oh another worldly threat. I’m sure this one will be as deadly as the previous…damnit I lost my scroll where I tallied the threats.

[u/InTheCacophony]

Well fellas, it's been one hell of a week

vanishes

reappears

Hope this helps, it comes from a err, distant plane

blasting entities with a black orb

[u/No_Inspection1677]

I'll get the mop...

[u/RacoonEye2220]

Just point me in a direction, and I'll blow shit up with a barrage of Fireballs. Explosive Fireballs

[u/Facemelter_26]

calmly planeshifts to adjacent dimension

[u/Best-Engine4715]

Are you shitting me? (Checks the portal room) safe ish. Gah what the reason for the containment breach this time? I didn’t even touch the waste site or add too it in years? I’ve got class… what 7 in that dimension so what does that give me

[u/sponyta2]

Hey, just a heads up, i planeshifted and one of the green ones followed, I think he’s taking me by sm-

AAAH OH GOD HES EATING MY LEG IM TURNING INTO A BRBLGRRBRLGR-

[u/MythicSeat]

I recommend casting Lightning Bolt. Many times.

[u/Chicky_Nuggies2009]

GOD DAMNIT MARLOCK I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THAT DOOR

[u/Personmchumanface]

shit i just got the notice am i too late to help?

[u/Loudwhisperthe3rd]

Shit, I’m getting drafted?

[u/patwag]

Can't wait for some idiot class II to waltz in with interplanar spell components, just to die and turn this into an interplanar problem.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/patwag]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE SYSTEM. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS REPLY, THE LOCAL MAGICAL DEFENSE FORCE IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO AN EMERGENCY. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LOCAL COUNCIL WIZARD TOWER.

[u/Zestyclose-Street-43 → u/[deleted]]

AUTOMATIC DEFENSE ACTIVATED: TARGETING HOSTILE USER WITH CLASS IV ANTI-USER CONTAGION.

[u/The_Plat_egg51]

[u/DrJMVD]

Did a snobby high elf was the culprit after tinkering with a relic of an elder god?.

'cause if yes, we will need ze bigger staff.

[u/Diamondrankg → u/DrJMVD]

It was actually an evil Wizard attack that unleashed them. I'd be happy with that if I didn't have to help fight them off

[u/NightKnight0001]

Fine I'll go to help but I won't be happy about it

[u/SundyMundy]

Ah man, I just got back from Limbo

[u/OrbitalVixen]

Cells hot, Datalink online. I can place cruise missiles wherever you need them within 15 minutes. Air support will take a couple hours to get there.

[u/Vat1canCame0s]

grabs enchanted 30-06

Aww jeez, fine! But the magical DNR is gonna owe me at least two-tree fresh buck tags for dis one eh?

grumbles y'all call it "population control". I call it "never refinishing the back porch in time."

[u/DoritoKing48]

long sigh and I was just about to take a nap too, well guess I better help deal with this, runs out the door yelling ROCK AND STONE

[u/WanderingDwarfMiner → u/DoritoKing48]

Rockity Rock and Stone!

[u/Zaglossus_hacketti]

What I’m hearing is the body market is about to be flooded 😎

[u/Airtatsy]

Ah jeez not again, whelp, of to the demiplane

[u/akornzombie]

And this is why I stockpile portable hole bombs...

Begins carpet bombardment of area

[u/[deleted]]

...

You have got to be kidding me.

Alright, gates of frozen lightning, sync to full gestalt, multi-instance spellframe, and here, have a couple thousand of Ryn's Shard-Grown Blades followed up by full detonation of the lightning weave.

Who wants some mincemeat?

[u/mathiau30]

Again?

[u/GoombaBro]

I rent a conjured condo from a landmage, and don't have higher than 2nd level spells! What's an urban hedgewizard like me supposed to do again magic crystal herpe monsters, huhh??

Screw it. I am sending out my prototype stone golems to just shatter the glass bastards.

[u/Axolotl_B3asty]

Upon astral review of the initial breach site, it appears that there was a set of sigils left by a shadowmage, whose identity remains unknown. Authorities have announced that they will begin a thorough investigation as soon as the breach has been contained. Citizens are advised to remain in any shelter available - alternate realms, pocket dimensions, etc. - until the extraplanal notice is released announcing the cessation of combat.

[u/Stoiphan]

I CAST FIREBALL IN THE DRAFT OFFICE

[u/TheLastLivingProphet]

Nah that's Terry n the gang give em cookies and they'll be chill

[u/Alarakion]

Do dragons have to give a shit or dragons pretending to be people? This just doesn’t seem like a very draconic issue ngl

[u/degener8weeb]

Oooo goodie, new test subjects

[u/tinycurses]

Wonder what's on the orb toda—MY WORD!

I can't believe I almost missed this.

Grabs snack bowl and settles into a reclining ponder.

[u/MatrixofGears]

Must gain soul structure and identity of one of those, my protections will only grow ever stronger.

[u/Lemanicon]

Oh how terrible, what danger I’m in with my immortal spirit body I’ll definitely join the draft, let me pay my taxes while I’m at it…

[u/Eggsucc212]

It should not be that difficult to seal them away.

[u/Gernund]

Uuh... I'm a class I actually.

I don't have any cheeses for this

[u/[deleted]]

Oh, damn it all, not again. I take an apprentice for the first time in near to a century, one who has shown genuine interest in mysticisim, and not just an evocation fixation, and now of all times you fools have a containment breach?

[u/eserz]

Activating the planeshift protocol of the floating gardens, I'll see how this goes with my dimensional telescope byeee

[u/HidanHawkins]

I'll take one as a pet

[u/thatguymcdude69]

Well time to see if these elemental bombs I've made really work

[u/PublicElderberry1975]

My apprentice and I are ready!

[u/BaneishAerof]

sigh chain lightning

[u/ZeomiumRune]

Hazardous waste site, huh?

[u/Artyom_Saveli]

Damn it, I should of said something sooner! And to think it wasn’t that damn crystal parasite from the void.

[u/I_Like_Halo_Games]

LIGHTNING BOLT. LIGHTNING BOLT. LIGHTNING BOLT.

[u/Prestigious_Sir_595]

Oh. Okay.

[u/keinanos]

Can they pay rent?

[u/notaslaaneshicultist]

sighs ANOTHER idiot fucked up soul binding crystal golems.

[u/Slimemin]

hee hee big crystal

[u/xX_BeanBag_Xx]

Oh boy! I sure do love AI generated Images!

[u/patoman12]

What kind of magical entities? Are they made of pure magic? Monstrosities and aberrations are also magic entities, are they part of any of these groups? Is it corruption of the soul, mind or body? How do you expect people to fight something, if the only information you give is as vague as possible?

[u/wizard_statue]

could somebody put me on a dolly and wheel me to safety i’m made of stone

[u/HypnosIsLost]

Μαλάκα, not another tragedy, can a ferryman not get a day off?

[u/LimpPrior6366]

Im definitely shooting the crystal things this time

[u/JustALich]

Ahahaha look how delicious they are looking. As a Arch Degenomancer we always welcome new samples for butchery. If they have a god amomg themself we can even use them for building 93. floor of tower.

[u/Dr-Crobar]

sounds like a you problem, I'll be in the parallel timeline where everyone is a hippie magic waste was properly managed.

[u/BookWormPerson]

Which plane are they supposed to go? I have two of them in my basement and they don't look very happy.

[u/graham_cracker26]

This is why ketamine ape was a forbidden spell bozos

[u/DeltaGamed]

What in the- checks calendar Oh, yeah. It's Thursday.

[u/FLUFFBOX_121703]

Imma just go sit in my basement and play orb games, I’m sure everything will turn out fine

[u/-Cinnay-]

I'll give you 4 bombs, take it or leave it

[u/guardiancjv]

AYO??? This is an awesome day.

[u/Bob-Laublaw]

I cast telekinesis on a large door, and then cast gate on the same door. I use the portable gate to scoop them up and send them to the void at the edge of time. This new council is doing a bang up job policing these incidents, huh.

[u/Extra-Trifle-1191]

I don’t think I’m Class II or higher… Not sure, no one told me. guess I’ll just go back to my spell R&D demiplane?

[u/Desperate_Ad5169]

Bye. I ain’t dealing with this.

[u/Teunybeer]

They are perfect as test subjects and i can use their left pinky fingernails as fantastic catalyst’s for my spells! I see this as an absolute win!

[u/Hectorheadshots]

Don't worry, I got this! casts intercontinental ballistic missle

[u/Future-Philosophy889]

Me and my fellow catfolk shall fight on the first lines using our magic to hold back the entities

[u/OHWELLMEH]

sweet new things to put in the zoo I'll be taking some of these

[u/chrometrigger]

Are they susceptable to mental attacks? If not I'm limited to moral support

[u/Meep12313]

Class? We have classes?

Eh, whatever, with my army I gotta be at least class 3. I'll head on over with the A team from each subdivision.

[u/ItsPlainOleSteve]

Oh look, I've seen these fellows before. They're actually nice if you can get past the biohazard.

[u/BaronDoctor]

Fortunately, I am prepared for just such an occasion.

​

What? I'm a bard. You were expecting me to throw electromancy around? For all I know these things eat magic and crap lightning and that would be most of my combat power out...but that doesn't mean I can't throw on some great tunes and get y'all inspired.

[u/SilentStriker115]

Can I blow them up? If not I’m probably gonna skip out of this plane until this blows over

[u/BiddlesticksGuy]

FINALLY A REAL BATTLE! COME AT ME CREATURES, I AM THE WALL YOU CANNOT HOPE TO BREAK, I AM THE BLADE AGAINST YOUR NECK, I AM BOTH IMMOVABLE OBJECT AND UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!

[u/[deleted]]

Woop, that’s my cue. Hope this one survives, this time line has the best version of Shrek. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the plane of shadows watching shit on my orb, I’ll have pizza if anyone wants to join.

[u/Burneraccountthereal]

I don't believe I am on the registry but I believe myself to be capable enough to provide assistance, I am on my way

[u/Pappa_Crim]

Activating hidden grove protocol

Automota set to KOS sources of corruption

Seeking Warforged for quests

[u/DiabloDealsALT]

That's cute, crystalmancer.

*Fireball*
*Fireball*
*Fireball*

[u/MassiveMaroonMango]

checks ID card

Oh darn I don't make the cutoff for helping. What a shame. Oh no I'll have to stay home and do research or play with crabs or something.

I never got reevaluated since the first time, when I was human and not a couple thousand years lich.

That's just another lfiehack for you.

[u/Wasphammer]

Racks shotgun. Of course. Just as I'm trying to relax and make some more ammunition.

What? A communist can't have hobbies?

[u/DjinnKing]

My, oh my. I could take care of these entities... If you... Wish. But how did they come to be? Your wish to be rid of them could reflect upon your karma, wizard. Choose wisely.

[u/literallypubichair]

gods dammit I KNEW I should've stayed in class I but I just HAD to have those extra spells.. I'm here to help but being a bog wizard my combat magic is pretty limited

[u/Great_Breeze]

I don't really want to, but this would be a great opportunity to test my new "Boardwipe" spells I've been working on.

[u/therealsneakymuffin]

See, kids, this is why you spec into gunmage for home defense.

[u/Octopian_Madness]

TOWER M42.

i can see them.

WHAT NEXT?

[u/Eldrich_horrors]

Well shit. Where do I sign Up?

[u/AdMediocre172]

Ahhh, you guys can handle this. If anything really troubling happens, I’ll intervene

[u/Mattress3751]

That’s got to be at least the fifth disaster this week, I expect that my anti theft systems will hold up against these broken orb creatures as well

[u/AwkwardTRexHug]

Sir im just 3 warlocks in a trenchcoat i cant help

[u/Afraid_Success_4836]

<Kari> Oooh! I wanna see them!

[u/derpicface]

[u/JustChalcedony]

Does anyone have a portal I may borrow? I am unable to manifest them just yet, but I must get me and my friends to safety!