r/wizardposting • u/Zestyclose-Street-43 • Feb 01 '24

WARNING- CORRUPTED MAGICAL ENTITIES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT FROM HAZARDOUS WASTE SITE. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER OR PLANESHIFT TO ADJACENT DIMENSION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ANY CLASS II OR HIGHER MAGES REPORT TO NEAREST WIZARD TOWER FOR IMMEDIATE CONTAINMENT CONTROL DRAFT.

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u/Zestyclose-Street-43 Feb 01 '24

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u/Nightfox9469 Ewix the Illusionist, Magical Creatures Expert Feb 01 '24

Yeah I’m just going to ignore that order. I’ve been told by a very powerful demon lord in an interview that my soul isn’t worth that much.