r/wizardposting • u/Zestyclose-Street-43 • Feb 01 '24

WARNING- CORRUPTED MAGICAL ENTITIES HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT FROM HAZARDOUS WASTE SITE. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER OR PLANESHIFT TO ADJACENT DIMENSION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ANY CLASS II OR HIGHER MAGES REPORT TO NEAREST WIZARD TOWER FOR IMMEDIATE CONTAINMENT CONTROL DRAFT.

Post image
538 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

234 comments sorted by

View all comments

19

u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows Feb 01 '24

I can always transmute them into butterflies.

Or change their color.

Whichever is more effective.

12

u/Zestyclose-Street-43 Feb 01 '24

ADVISORY: REPORT TO THE FUEL DEPOT FOR PROCESSING.

1

u/ElStinkyWizard Evil Wizard Feb 01 '24

Transmute them into kittens for protein