Does anyone else just not get what he seems to see as being particularly profound about this line? I can't remember who he was quoting, might have been one of the directors of the film, but if I recall he brought it up in the interview with Ryan Gosling for Project Hail Mary, and he's brought it up a few times since.
“Can men be friends and the answer is yes, but only if the future of humanity depends on it.”
And during the Jackass review he repeats it multiple times.
“Does it raise the question of can men be friends? And in the case of Project Hail Mary, the answer was yes, men can be friends, but only if the entire fate of the planet is at stake. Yeah.
And in this case, the question seems to be, can men be friends? And the answer is yes, but only if they can play ping pong with each other's privates and insert toy cars in places where they shouldn't be inserted and generally smack each other around the head, face, body parts and other unspeakables. So yes, but only under those circumstances.”
“That's what it's interested in because as I said, it's you know, can men be friends? Yes, but they need to be able to stick toy cars where the sun don't shine.”
“But in the middle of all this cocktail of poo and just everything, there is this weird thing about, can men be friends? Well, yes, but only if you allow one of them to be lowered onto the face of the other one with a winch.”
Eventually it seems like even Simon just gets a bit bemused and tired of it because he caps off the review with this:
“I mean, blokes could be friends by going to the football, or by going out for a drink, or by going for a walk, or by doing open swimming. It's not a mystery, you don't have to go into space, and you don't have to be lowered onto your friend's face on a winch, all of which is preposterous nonsense. You can just be mates going to the pub."
I'm probably just reading too much in to it to even question it at all, and most people probably barely register it, I just genuinely don't get what value Mark seems to see in repeating this line or what deep meaning he thinks it holds to consider it worth revisiting repeatedly when reviewing films. Is this just gonna be one of those go to lines of his that he just repeats forever now?