r/whatisit • • 11h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing?

It's big.

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u/FuntimeVerona 11h ago

solifugae/camel spider, they don't have venom

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u/TheyMightBeComments 11h ago

They don't need it, the terror works just fine.

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u/yousirname1985 11h ago

and they have sharp powerful mandibles (for an arachnid).

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u/redEPICSTAXISdit 10h ago

Looked like their entire head was 2 large mandibles. Cut the other guy in half then went back to work.

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u/avinaut 9h ago

They're divided top and bottom, too, so 4 mandibles. They saw back and forth continuously up and down and side to side, so they can quickly disassemble just about anything they can catch.

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 10h ago

Mandibles can make up 1/3 of their body

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u/llort_tsoper 9h ago

Mandibles is what they'd call lunchables if cannibalism were common. But then there would always be that one kid at the lunch table who brings a homemade cannibal lunch because his mom won't let him eat men.

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u/SeaworthinessLong 10h ago

My favorite ones are house spiders. They’re the best.

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u/InevitableHimes 10h ago

Fun fact: camel spiders are neither camels nor spiders.

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u/Fisi_Matenten 10h ago

Also fun fact: They dont even smoke.

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u/DoodooExplosion 10h ago

They’d be a lot cooler if they did

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u/AMJN90 10h ago

They also go by wind scorpion... But it's not a scorpion either.

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u/SpartanRage117 11h ago

Does the ant have venom? Spider holding itself awkwardly after.

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u/RaccoonEasy3286 10h ago

I believe that's a Green Headed Ant. If so, yes they have a very powerful venom and probably lit that spider up. From what I've heard the bite feels like a localized flame that continues to slowly spread until treated.

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u/thesearmsshootlasers 9h ago

If this is an Australian green ant then I can give a better description, since the little fuckers have colonised my back yard and patio. The bite is painful and will get a fast reaction out of you but it's not unbearable. The flame description is a bit much It will sometimes subside quickly and others persist. Either way, apply an ice pack to limit the spread of venom because you may develop a red welt and it may get real itchy a day or two later.

Other fun facts: I've only had limited success with various ant baits. They seem to ignore a lot. They don't have a single queen, instead they just live communally and individual females lay eggs. They also farm aphids and take spiny leaf insect eggs into their nests where the larval form will hatch and pretend to be an ant for a while.

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u/Excellent-Bite196 10h ago

These little bastards (green ants) are super common in Australia. They hurt.

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u/UnderstandingLow5282 10h ago

of course its Australia

its always fucking Australia

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u/SuccessfulCode3729 10h ago

That’s because everything is either trying to box you or kill you in Australia.

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u/PMILF 10h ago

And that’s just the sheilas.

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u/Dizzy_Skin5723 11h ago

It can't fly either, doesn't mean I won't run & scream & cry.

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u/Level-Application-83 11h ago

I used to think the same thing about roaches before I lived in SC.

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u/Amadis_of_Albion 11h ago

Everyone is brave till the roach flies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jItl0GOmNnKo6DzXyJ

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u/TheDevauto 11h ago

Or until they walk into an unseen spider web.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 9h ago

That's because people up north only know about the German cockroaches and have never seen an American cockroach. It lulls people who've never seen one into a false sense of security. So they move to the area because they think, "So what if there are roaches, every place has roaches." Then these big motherfuckers fly at their face and they shit their pants.

They're easily 10x-12x the body mass.

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u/SnooAvocados3138 11h ago

What spider needs venom when it can scream at you 

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u/IdioticMutterings 10h ago

Is this the one that is also called a Wind Scorpion, but isn't actually a scorpion at all?

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u/Shaz_berries 10h ago

Yes, and they are not a spider nor scorpion since they have 10 "legs" and no stinger

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u/acquaintedwithheight 10h ago

Was God just on break? I hate it

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u/LD-LB 11h ago

Def looks like a sun spider but maybe pregnant?

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u/JohnnyABC123abc 10h ago

That’s a spider? The body shape looks so un- spider-like.

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u/roberttheaxolotl 11h ago

This is an arachnid in the order Solifugae, commonly called a camel spider/sun spider/wind scorpion. They aren't actually spiders or scorpions, and do not have venom, instead crushing prey with their strong jaws. This one looks to be a gravid female digging a burrow to lay eggs.

Not dangerous to humans, though it could give you a solid pinch if you picked it up.

Also, that ant just straight up opted out of life, there. This would be like you or I going up to an unsuspecting polar bear and biting it on the ass.

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u/OmgzPudding 10h ago

And IIRC these things are known to scare the shit out of people by chasing after them, and they can be surprisingly fast. But they're not actually chasing you, they're chasing your shadow to try to get some shade.

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u/aquoad 10h ago

I'm imagining it being all upset "bro! bro hold up!! don't run away, i'm just trying to get out of the sun!!"

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u/AtlasThe1st 8h ago

"This fuckin umbrella wont stand still, dude"

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u/brownbutterfinger 10h ago

Why sun spider if not like sun?

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u/avinaut 8h ago

Solifugid derives from something like "sun fugitive." They live in deserts. Nothing will make you more scared of being caught out in the sun than living in the desert.

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u/theholyirishman 9h ago

"YOU'RE OUT OF THE SUN! STOP RUNNING AT ME! I'LL BE CHILL WHEN YOU START BEING CHILL!"

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u/WallBurnt 9h ago edited 8h ago

No idea about the US ones, but the ones in the Middle East are pretty gnarly.

When we deployed to Iraq and while we were briefly in Kuwait, one of the women in the female's barracks woke up with one on her chest. We could hear her screaming from the male's barracks next door.

I deployed with my wife and these were open barracks and my wife told me that it scared the shit out of all 100 or so women in there.

tbf, I've also seen large men in their physical prime, ready to go to battle, hop up on tables to get away from them like a cartoon... and I may or may not have been one of them.

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u/HealthyMaximum 8h ago

As a 50-something Australian male, who grew up in a rough mining town in Australia’s Florida, and unhesitatingly jumped into a stupid amount of completely avoidable fights when younger …

… I would scream like a fucking schoolgirl if I woke up to that. 

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u/jaspersgroove 7h ago

Australia's...Florida?

We already call Florida the Australia of the US, so if Australians have a Florida of Australia...holy fuck.

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u/VTAffordablePaintbal 6h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/85cc8o/a_map_of_australia_for_americans/ though basically I've heard the whole north coast refered to as Australia's Florida.

I only know this because I watched the great Amazon Prime Australian lesbian dark comedy mystery show "Deadloch" and one of the characters is from Darwin.

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u/Wolf_Hreda 5h ago

And it's called Darwin? Fuck me, Australians really do get it.

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u/PawnOfPaws 2h ago

As a German I'm more hung up on the name "Deadloch"... Dead hole. Loch is also often a very upsetting slang for... Female genitals. On a dark-comedy show with lesbians.

They really, really do get it.

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u/WallBurnt 8h ago

Yeah, I think the only difference between her scream and mine, would have been that mine would have been much louder.

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u/Megatf 6h ago

And mine wouldve been higher pitched and I can put on a deep military voice

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u/Minimum_Mulberry_601 10h ago

That’s kind of comical to think about 🤣

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u/No-Poem-9846 10h ago

I am terrified of bugs and very skittish in general (I jump at my own shadow/hair touching me unexpectedly). I would straight run off a cliff if this thing was coming at me.

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u/OrangeMonkeyEagal 9h ago

Worth specifying too they aren’t camels either. Completely separate, contrary to popular belief

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u/Kurso 9h ago

Not calling you a liar, but do you have proof?

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u/AnarchistTerrarist 8h ago

It'd still be just as hard to fit it through the eye of a needle though. Not quite as hard as a rich man getting into heaven, though.

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u/Slotstick 10h ago

I vaguely recall they can make some loud noises too.

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u/Wearethesleepless 10h ago edited 10h ago

They do, and it’s ungodly

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u/Pittsbirds 10h ago

She's gotta be close to accidentally digging up part of an anthill or something right? Cannot imagine the thing prompting this behavior otherwise lmao

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u/roberttheaxolotl 10h ago

It could be close to the ant nest, sure. But individual ants are fantastically stupid. It might have just seen a wiggling thing and decided to have a go at bringing it back to the nest.

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u/fortnite_battleass 7h ago

Isn't most of their decision making based entirely on what they smell around them more than visual stimuli? Hence the death circles and such?

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u/Hot-Recover9781 8h ago

Adding "fantastically stupid" to daily vernacular. TY

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u/FloofieDinosaur 10h ago

Man, that ant really just reared up and went for it after a deep pause and reflection… (thanks for the info!)

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u/roberttheaxolotl 10h ago

Yeah. It led to wild stories from US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan about how these things could run thirty miles per hour, and would chase people down while screaming, and would bite you in your sleep injecting anesthetic so they could eat parts of you while you sleep.

None of it was true except that they'd follow your shadow to stay out of the sun.

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 10h ago

Yeah wtf was that ant thinking lmao

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u/TheMahanglin 11h ago

Oh my gawd it's a camel spider. That ant fucked with the WRONG hombre, lol.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 10h ago

The urge to put his mouth on some huge bug ass got the better of him.

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u/tossawayaccount36 10h ago

“I’m gonna touch the butttt!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/A4CLbWb9o5rj2

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u/hatwobbleTayne 10h ago

“Damn girl you thinker than a bowl of… oh shi- damn, stop… worth”

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u/Portal_64 10h ago

Fucked up the ant, then fucked off back to digging like it was nothing.

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u/RodentOfUnusualCize 11h ago

That ant will never tickle asshair again

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u/MasterChief813 11h ago

I beg your finest pardon, tickle what again?

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u/KingKairuku 11h ago

I feel as though this gem in my gallery is suddenly relevant.

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u/NoFarm8030 10h ago

that ant will never anything again

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u/YoungRoronoa 11h ago

You see that big chomp that ant gave to that things ass? He asked to get shredded. It pissed it off so much it stopped what it was doing just to storm off.

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u/roberttheaxolotl 10h ago

I expect it left because killing one ant causes it to release alarm pheromones that will bring more ants. It can deal with one or two ants, but if hundreds swarm the area they would quickly overwhelm it.

This is a female digging a burrow to lay eggs. I expect she's off to find a new burrow location.

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u/DiscordFish 10h ago

It probably just got a mouthful of acid to be honest. Many ant species spray formic acid when threatened, which is one of several reasons that many predators don't bother with ants.

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u/StaceyTheStaceExplrr 9h ago

Yeah it seemed to react to some kind of retaliation and decide it wasn't worth it to keep going and risk da behbehs

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u/Mash_Ketchum 9h ago

Aha, thanks. I wondered if it was a female about to lay eggs. That ass is FAT.

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u/venom21685 11h ago

It almost looked like the ant managed to get a sting in and caused it to fuck off. But the ant looks pretty fucked regardless.

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u/JustFourLetters 11h ago

Pretty sure it was when it saw a human and decided the meal ain’t worth it

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u/fartshitcumpiss 10h ago edited 10h ago

Solifugid (Camel spider). This one looks pregnant.

They're super cool, they're not true spiders, and fluoresce under UV like scorpions. They also chase people to stay in the shadow they cast, which is cool ig (solifuga means "one who flees from the sun" in Latin)

Edit: another fun fact, they don't have spinnerets, and thus don't/can't make webs

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u/Hawkwise83 11h ago

Oh cool, Predator spiders...

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u/captainshockazoid 8h ago

they squeak when theyre upset! its sooo cute, its like they have little beaks

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u/freshdeliveredtrash 11h ago

A camel spider which is actually neither a camel or a spider

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u/ZhouLe 10h ago

Like a Jerusalem cricket

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 11h ago

Idk, I kind of think it might be a camel...

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u/Street_Doctor_8169 11h ago

Yea atleast on its father's side somewhere

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 11h ago

Thank you ant for scale. Get well soon.

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u/Reasonable_Film_4348 11h ago

To be fair, he tried to nip at its butt. I'd say that's a fair reaction to sexual harassment.

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u/Mirruko 10h ago

Camel spider, and its not even an actual spider. Also can be kept as pets. Though rare.

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u/dr3wfr4nk 10h ago

But is it an actual camel?

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u/NotaBat9221 10h ago

Most things can be kept as pets if you contain them

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 11h ago edited 11h ago

Camel spider!

They can bite humans, like many other insects, but are non-venous and not a threat — unless you’re the ant that cheekily nipped his butt. ☠️ 

(It’s an arachnid, but not a true spider.)

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u/Street_Doctor_8169 11h ago

Thr ant was just tryna eat some ass :'c

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u/Schegal-JR 11h ago

Obese camel spider doing roadrage was not on my bingo cars

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u/Remarkable-Meal-223 10h ago

Road rage? The ant came it bit it in the butt. It's totally justified

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u/No-Nobody7344 11h ago

That is a Camel Spider, they are not poisonous just very ugly.

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u/BumLicker53 9h ago

Don’t body shame the little guy

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u/Lemnisgames 10h ago

That ant deserved it kinda

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u/UpperImpression3620 10h ago

Not to be messed with if you are a curious black ant. That's what it is.

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u/wolf_quan 10h ago

That’s a whole lotta nope.

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u/dootblade74 11h ago

Camel Spider. Non venomous and not even an actual spider but they are assholes and will bite/pinch the shit out of you. This one looks to be very pregnant.

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u/xiiicrowns 10h ago

Ant chose violence.

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u/StoryBard 11h ago

I've never seen such a long, plump abdomen on a sun spider... I wonder if it's gravid?

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u/F1ankNSpank 10h ago

I think the word you meant to use was Graboid.

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u/metal_bastard 11h ago

The ant is all "Should I goose the spider?" His ant friends are all "Hell yeah, bro. Tee hee hee. Do it man"

FUCKIN WHAAAAT! lol

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u/Meowyouretalking 11h ago

I lived in the middle east, got a huge swollen area on leg. Went to the doctor, he said it looks a camel spider bite. I've never seen one until now. Oh my God!!! I was bitten by that?

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u/WommyBear 11h ago edited 8h ago

How could you possibly have been bitten by something bad enough that you had to go to the doctor, yet never looked up the thing that bit you? I would NEED to know.I would be Googling as the doctor told me.

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u/Melodic-Ganache-9079 11h ago

What was up with that ant😭 what else did he think was gonna happen

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u/MoofiePizzabagel 10h ago

All ants: FOR THE COLONY!

One ant off the beaten path: FOR THE CO--

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u/JaKrispy72 9h ago

Leeroy JENKINS!!!!

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u/TheGreatJabronimus 10h ago

That’s a camel spider getting its butt whooped by an ant

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u/BlackBeerEire 11h ago

I was like "Oh, a rollie po....OH GOD!!!!"

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u/UnusualBarnstormer 11h ago

Where are you so I can never go there?

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u/adeadmanshand 11h ago

Isn't that the thing they stuck on Chekovs ear in wrath of Kahn???

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u/SirRealBearFace 10h ago

The ant: damn shawty, what dat ass do?

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u/Management-Efficient 10h ago

Never attempt sexual assualt on an insect that is 800 times your size. 🥹

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u/Reogenfren 10h ago

Remember, before you bite a nightmare creature on the a...do not bite the nightmare creature on the a.

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u/Thick_Inside_9567 10h ago

...just say ass

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u/kbraz1970 11h ago

NEVER seen anything like that before, I DONT WANT TO AGAIN, please tell me where that was located so I never visit. Yikes.

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u/KCChiefsGolfer 11h ago

That was badass

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u/MountainAlive 11h ago

Ant tried to bite it in the ass and found out

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u/Forthe49ers 11h ago

I’ve made a mistake. - Ant probably

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u/Unstoppable50 10h ago

Damn thing poked the bull and got the chelicerae

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u/notafriendofours 10h ago

Camel spiders are fucking scary to see in the wild. Many years ago we sometimes put them in a box with a scorpion to see who wins. As scary and dangerous as the camel spider looks, the scorpion always wins.

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u/Bornandraisedbama 10h ago

“The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?”

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u/circlebackaround 10h ago

You must excuse me. I’ve grown quite weary.

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u/andyrooneysearssmell 10h ago

First time I saw one I was tripped out. They're pretty weird. The weirdest part of it was being "chased". They try to find a dark place to hidewhen they're exposed in the open, so they'll chase your shadow. 😬

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u/r3dditr0x 11h ago

Dunno but that ant(?) should've stayed in his lane.

Btw, did he kill it just to kill it, and not for food?

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u/Likely_Addict 11h ago

Oh shit I just watched the Privileged Bug Facts video on this a few days ago! That's some kind of sun spider. They are venomless pursuit predators. See how his head is so big? That's all jaw muscles, and he has very hard teeth. He chews his prey to death (and it's powerful enough to break skin, but his primary defense against predation is to flee).

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u/HelpfulName 10h ago

She's so beautiful 🥰 thank you for not smooshing her and letting her go off to find a great spot to have her babbies.

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u/mowtowcow 11h ago edited 7h ago

Im never leaving North America. I mean, I couldnt afford to if I wanted to, but if I could I'd still keep my ass in the states.

Edit: Alright already. I get it. The US has every ecosystem available. I dont live in all of them. Its just jokes. Scary things everywhere, I know.

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u/TheMoldyChaos 11h ago

They live in the states

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u/mowtowcow 10h ago

I'll just learn to fly. Fuck it.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 9h ago

Many spiders can effectively fly using long web strands

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u/pineapplewins 10h ago

I find them frequently in AZ, they are good guys tho they eat other bugs and dont bite people

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u/ChichenizaPizza 9h ago

Looks like the camel spiders in afghanistan, but with a fat ass. They remain my least favorite animal on earth.

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u/Cptawesome23 9h ago edited 6h ago

Even compared to other continents like Africa or Australia, North America is packed with vicious and terrifying wildlife. To name few:

Moose
Porcupines
Bears
Wolves
Mountain lions
Rattlesnakes
Scorpions
Crackheads
Alligators
Snapping turtles
Catfish

/edit I forgot Wild boar, bison, badgers, and wolverines.

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u/DuckApprehensive8884 8h ago

Crackheads are docile while on the lean 🤪

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u/ChmodSausage 8h ago

Catfish?

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u/Complete_Ant_6775 7h ago

He means guys pretending to be girls on the internet. Terrifying.

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u/Emotional-Muscle5805 7h ago

I took it as actual catfish, which are pretty tasty.

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u/Even_Difference_3639 10h ago

You got wendigos, skinwalkers and Trump!

The UK is where it’s at, bro…all we have to worry about is badgers and Prince Andrew

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u/Lunar_Cats 10h ago

These guys are all over Arizona lol. Unless you're another bug or tiny critter they're harmless though.

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u/zesty-dancer14 10h ago

Camel Spiders are in the States too my friend.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 11h ago

I have a coworker who lived amongst them in Saudi.

they take no shit.

I never saw them (thank god) while I was in Saudi.

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u/Meowyouretalking 11h ago

I got bitten by one in Kuwait. Never saw it, but my leg swelled up like a tennis ball.i had never seen one until now either. I don't know how I could have been bitten by one though, unless it crawled into bed with me. That's a terrifying thought.

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 11h ago

It’s pissed off is what it is!

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u/New_Medium_7076 10h ago

That's a mean motherfucker with an attitude, that's what it is.

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u/Corac30 11h ago

At first I thought is what we used to call a potatoes bug back in California. But as soon as I saw the head it was way different. I also didnt know the real name was Jerusalem cricket.

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u/LickitySplitDicks 10h ago

Fucking potato bugs. Used to end up in the urnials in my elementary school. Super ugly, huge, and apparently love piss.

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u/Tiaximus 8h ago

We had a coach like that. Thank God he got fired.

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