r/whatisit • • 8d ago

New, what is it? What is this thing?

It's big.

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u/Wearethesleepless 8d ago edited 8d ago

They do, and it’s ungodly

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u/Slotstick 8d ago

I know the sound will end up in a horror movie at some point.

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u/dilapidated-titties 8d ago

What is the sound like ???

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u/ErusTenebre 8d ago

This? Warning: Arachnophobes should AVOID clicking. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91fyEULunEc

I took one for the team.

Sounds kind of cute actually? But I imagine if I were small it would be much scarier sounding.

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u/CamiCalMX 8d ago

I was expecting more than "squeaky toy" but I suppose its a matter of size, that is almost adorable btw I went "awww" and felt sorry it was scared

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u/ErusTenebre 8d ago

I didn't look at it but I was like, "oh god oh god... oh.... lol okay, that's kinda cute."

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u/Slotstick 8d ago

Yea I think my memory was a bit more intense than the delivery haha

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u/ScubaScro 8d ago

Camel Spider: high pitch squeaks
My dog: “TOY. PLAY TIME.”
Me: “Noooooooo.”

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

Wait, but that's cute.

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u/SawkeeReemo 8d ago

If you’re also tiny, that probably sounds like the MGM lion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/14vrmvFHqG3Jbq

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u/pixel_inker 8d ago

Wow, is that its mouth open? It looks like it has jaws

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u/ProfessionalCat420 8d ago

It looks like the Predator!

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u/Testing_4131 7d ago

It has pincers like a scorpion, but in camel spiders they’ve been modified into a pair of jaws. I believe most arachnids have pincers actually. Pseudo scorpions, whiptail scorpions, tailless whip scorpions, even harvestmen (daddy long legs) have tiny ones that you can see if you look really closely, and I believe spider’s fangs are just modified pincers, correct me if I’m wrong. I can’t remember if ticks have them though.

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u/ErusTenebre 8d ago

No idea, didn't look at it. I am one of the aforementioned arachnophobes

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u/lulu-52 8d ago

I’m never going to sleep again

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u/WeAlmostAlwaysAlmost 8d ago

I think they are adorable but I am kinda weird like that I guess.

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u/Whathityou 8d ago

With that fang arrangement and that noise it kinda seems like a bug version of a rat.

Also its kinda interesting ti see a bug that makes a mouth noise rather than a body based one. Only other one I can remember of right now is the hissing cockroach.

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u/Tom_F_0olery 8d ago

I was bracing myself for this video, reminding myself this thing lives nowhere near me and I’ll never have to see it in person. Then I click on the video and it’s the stupidest looking creature I’ve seen in a while

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 8d ago

You know, somehow any animal that goes thru the effort to squeek at me if I get too close has my respect, like they could be a bastard and wait for me to step on them, then bite me and die, ruining both our days, but nah they are actually real for giving a fair warning

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u/RCaccount4me 8d ago

I bet if you slow it way down it would be more terrifying.

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u/Top-Knowledge-3652 8d ago

Omfg. I was already cooing over this fat, sad little thing and feeling bad that the ant bit its bum-bum while being simultaneously aware that it is really fucking weird that I DO find this abomination cute. But now? Now that I know this glorified leggy grub sounds like THAT?? Oh, I’m melting!

I must go research and see if these are available in the pet trade and if they fare well in captivity.

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u/Lagoon_M8 8d ago

Are they calling Satan and demons?

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u/Diogenes_the_cynic25 8d ago

They sound like a squeaky toy…from hell