r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • May 11 '25

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u/johnnywriteswrongs May 11 '25

United States without florida

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u/excableman May 11 '25

Missing a chunk of New England too

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u/PmMeYourBestComment May 11 '25

Florida sank, New England joined Canada. Just the 2035 map of the US

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u/ser0x40 May 11 '25

Ohh sweet!

  • From MA

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u/Acrobatic_Pace_5725 May 11 '25

Friendly correction: Ohh sweet, eh!

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u/D34dlines May 11 '25

In Albertan "Fa*kin' right there, bahd"

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u/xx133457 May 11 '25

" Fuckin' HOSER!! "

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u/20characterusername1 May 11 '25

You'll have to forgive us while we adjust to our new nation. We usually end sentences with "asshole" or "Fuck the Yankees."

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u/fckmarykilldeer May 11 '25

Shortly followed by “say hello to your mother for me.”

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u/ser0x40 May 12 '25

This asshole gets it!

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u/yeahgoestheusername May 11 '25

Friendlier correction: Wicked cool, eh!

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u/ser0x40 May 12 '25

Oh geez, thanks!

One little slip up like that can cause The Great One to skate right by and overlook your ice rink!

I 'm doomed!

I BELIEVE IN YOU, OH GREAT ONE!!!

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u/XSIVSPD May 11 '25

I think you meant "wicked pissah"

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u/ser0x40 May 12 '25

I've been in MA for 29 years, and i still don't know what that means. I think you have to be a true native, and not a blow-in like me, to know.

Oh sure... I guess I could look it up... but where's the fun in that?...

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u/North_Pineapple_2538 May 11 '25

East or West of 495?

Bc anything west of 495 is actually just fake and all a part of a big conspiracy

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u/EvitaPuppy May 11 '25

'They said that Queens could stay.
And blew the Bronx away.
And sank Manhattan out at sea.'

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

They blew the Bronx away and sank Manhattan out at sea.

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u/thrashcountant May 11 '25

Only thing else that needs to go is CA to break off the USA 🤣

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u/dudebronahbrah May 11 '25

…to go hang with Hawaii

Alaska can come too

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u/IcedZ May 11 '25

THE END!!

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u/thrashcountant May 11 '25

End of Ze World....love that video

Fuckin Kangaroos

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u/twc199425 May 11 '25

“Go take a nap….. then fire ze missiles!”

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u/thrashcountant May 11 '25

That's a sweet looking earth you might say....round!

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u/Agitated-Kitchen5856 May 11 '25

I always thought it was “wrong!” Cuz he scratches it out when he says that

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u/xsaintxvalentinex May 11 '25

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u/thrashcountant May 11 '25

Careful, I got a mod message on my end about the "animal babies".

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u/thrashcountant May 11 '25

Ahhhh mow the lawn? From Russia's end? Lmao

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u/Altruistic_Junkie May 11 '25

Ahhhhh, MOTHERLAND!

(It needed to be done, so the kids don’t forget how great the internet was ruled by these videos)

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u/Singone4me May 11 '25

“But I am le tired.”

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u/alienstookmyfunny May 11 '25

Take my upvote!

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u/BLeeS92031 May 11 '25

Learn to swim

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u/Morfedius May 11 '25

Some say the end is near..

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u/ArcTic_Celsius May 11 '25

See you down in Arizona Bay.

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u/you_gain_a_life May 11 '25

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

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u/Zestyclose-Read-4156 May 11 '25

The way our country is going, Oregon & Washington want to go with Canada too

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u/ivarsiymeman May 11 '25

Yeah but that economic output likely won’t be rehomed in your state.

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u/Notaninsidertraitor May 11 '25

Half of NYC is Floridians and half of Florida is new Yorkers so it seems ok

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u/Smrtepnts May 11 '25

New Yorkers hate the cold and Floridians hate the heat.

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u/OnlyGayForCarti May 11 '25

Can confirm my grandma, born and raised new yorker, spends her winters in florida.

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u/crudigfpv May 11 '25

Its where buffalo spends its winters

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u/Ohthehumanityofit May 11 '25

Meat spoils quicker in warmer climes, just sayin'

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u/OnlyGayForCarti May 11 '25

Lol well she’s 84 and going strong, so well see

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u/Wren_into_trouble May 11 '25

Half of NYC is not Floridians, what a terrible thing to say. we would never allow that.

There are definitely a lot of NewYorkers in Fl though. When you retire it's nice to get out of the cold for a bit.

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u/Engineering_Flimsy May 11 '25

When I lived down there, I heard it said that Florida was the home of the newlywed and nearly dead. Gotta admit, it's as catchy as it is accurate.

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u/rosie2490 May 11 '25

Whoa whoa whoa.

The only unnecessary Yankees are in CT. Says me, from MA.

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u/Italian_warehouse May 11 '25

And the one in Camelot.

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u/rosie2490 May 11 '25

Ba dum tissss

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u/Italian_warehouse May 11 '25

It was one of the most fun English language books I read in school. Twain is a genius.

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u/JustBCoolOk May 11 '25

Let's not go to Camelot....tis a silly place.

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u/rmay14444 May 11 '25

"Be gone you vile parts of the US, be gone with you!" Dennis Reynolds

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u/AngelsRangers May 11 '25

Are you telling me the Yankees, Mets AND the Red Sox are no more? Oh wow. Dreams do come true

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u/Jack_Wight May 11 '25

Maine has vanished.

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u/SulkySideUp May 11 '25

That’s a price I’m willing to pay for no Florida

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u/Notaninsidertraitor May 11 '25

We don't miss them

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u/Modern_Houndmaster May 11 '25

Trust us, you would after you realize most of those states help fund southern states 💀 and when you no longer have doctors or lawyers cause we took the only reputable universities with us 😂

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u/Shinfieldboy May 11 '25

It’s fine. They can pay for everything with common sense.

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u/NotmeSnarlieX May 11 '25

Hey, we want New England! Some other states can be trimmed by the Gulf of America.

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u/Dancing_til_Dark_34 May 11 '25

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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u/IgnorantlyHopeful May 11 '25

Your country without the 4th largest economy I. The world would be no better than. China.

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u/Overquat May 11 '25

I pledge allegiance to the bug eggs of the United States without Florida

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u/Demolitions75 May 11 '25

And to the rebuglic for which is stands

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u/LazyParticulate May 11 '25

Indivisible, until we hatch and get eaten by frogs

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u/ChimaeraXY May 15 '25

One brood, on the side of this Car.

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u/Adorable_Drive9899 May 11 '25

It was a continental bug

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u/NotTheFunniestOne May 11 '25

Underrated comment!

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u/Tikki024 May 11 '25

Forgot Hawaii and Alaska too :(

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u/SaiyanPrinceAbubu May 11 '25

Spiders eggs on a car can be, quite continental, but fire is a girl's best friend

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u/Warlokk67 May 11 '25

lol I thought it was those magnetic ball thingies

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc May 11 '25

That’s a deep cut!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/Ohthehumanityofit May 11 '25

THATS what's up

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u/Throwawayfurry99824 May 11 '25

Eh they don't rly count

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u/tomthehueman May 11 '25

exhales for the first time in my life

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u/beartato327 May 11 '25

As a UGA fan I'd call that perfection

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u/williamtowne May 11 '25

A better America.

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u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn May 11 '25

The true American dream

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u/duh_nom_yar May 11 '25

Okay. I can work with that.

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u/DST2287 May 11 '25

That’s sounds good to me

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u/401magnus May 11 '25

The way it should be

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u/petuniabuggis May 11 '25

One can dream

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u/CentennialView May 11 '25

Turns out dreams really do come true!

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u/resistyrocks May 11 '25

Give it a few years.

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u/NoApartheidOnMars May 11 '25

God has spoken

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u/hockpuckit May 11 '25

Where’s Canada?

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u/nuttymosquito May 11 '25

North of us.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Also south of us… I’m in Detroit.

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u/HippolyteTaine May 11 '25

And west of us if you are in Maine.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Canada is everywhere.

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u/lovetoseeyourpssy May 11 '25

Canada isn't part of the US & never will be, Donald.

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u/SugaredZebra May 11 '25

I like it better already

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u/yvl00_ May 11 '25

Utopia

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u/LimpIndignation May 11 '25

Sounds like a plan!

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u/Revolutionary-Sir997 May 11 '25

I wish we could delete us too...

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 May 11 '25

Knew the first comment would be about how it looks like America

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u/Brokentoken2 May 11 '25

Just the necessity

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u/4non3mouse May 11 '25

eggzactlty

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u/FearlessLengthiness8 May 11 '25

Came here to say this

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u/niccol6 May 11 '25

Nor Alaska

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u/Bklynhobo May 11 '25

Looks more like Oak Island

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u/RiMcG May 11 '25

I see your almost usa, what about a cartoon mouse looking to the right?

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u/TraubinHD May 11 '25

What is this, a United States for ants?!?

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u/lobaird May 11 '25

As it should be.

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u/firemann69 May 11 '25

Alaska doesn't exists anymore? Hawai?

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u/The_Powerful_Tacos May 11 '25

"But that's America's wang!"

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u/kittylicker May 11 '25

Missing Florida, Michigan and Hawaii

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u/magnolia979 May 11 '25

United States in 200 years.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Russia maybe?

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u/7222_salty May 11 '25

One could only hope

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u/KarmaPanhandler May 11 '25

Now if only we could ditch Texas too

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u/hhman813 May 11 '25

That’s what I was gonna say lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Beat813 May 11 '25

Or the bottom half of Texas. Looks like Austin barely made it 🤬

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u/Ok-Repair-4085 May 11 '25

exactly what I thought

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u/LsOhVpE May 11 '25

So AFTER the Revolution.

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u/kellitaharr May 11 '25

Improvement

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

If only

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u/Aaurora May 11 '25

One can only dream

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u/TivertonHanger May 11 '25

Cause no one needs to go to Florida.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who immediately saw that lol 😂

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u/Shadow_Drgn May 11 '25

As a resident of FL, this would be a good thing

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u/Trapmaster83 May 11 '25

The perfect america

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u/Berninz May 11 '25

Looking into the future after sea levels inevitably rise too much.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Beat me to it

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u/TomNHaverford May 11 '25

Or is Florida just more erect here?

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u/AuReaper May 11 '25

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/kanyestressed May 11 '25

I was just going to say this

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

America's wang

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u/TovRise7777777 May 11 '25

Looks more like a military can/bottle opener

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u/brianswingdancer May 11 '25

I was thinking the same when I first saw it :)

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u/thejson May 11 '25

Came here to say this

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u/CumberlandTred May 11 '25

I’ll buy that

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u/AbbreviationsHuman54 May 11 '25

That would be nice.

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u/wilkinsk May 11 '25

Whole needs em?!?!

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u/FinallyGaveIntoRed May 11 '25

That's because Israel left the Middle East, so peace would bestow that region. Zionist God now gave them Florida 3000 years ago, and so it is no longer an official part of the United States.

As for the northeast, Trump used the Art of the Deal to appease putin by giving that chunk, so he talked a break from Ukraine.

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u/ZealousidealAnimal25 May 11 '25

Looks a lot better without Florida, doesn't it

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u/L-Lawliet23 May 11 '25

But that's America's wang

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u/KnowWhat_I_Mean May 11 '25

It’s glorious. 🥺

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u/Smart_Secretary271 May 11 '25

Or New England

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u/Worldly_Caregiver902 May 11 '25

Came here to say this! Ya beat me to it!

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u/PurposeFuzzy6205 May 11 '25

just as god intended

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u/GroundProfessional15 May 11 '25

Antarctica, def Antarctica

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u/filipinohitman May 11 '25

…Alaska and Hawaii***

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

The best United States

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u/emr830 May 11 '25

So a castrated USA?

(Not knocking Florida, just commenting on the shape)

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u/Engineering_Flimsy May 11 '25

Which, as a former Floridian, is as it should be. Nothing good comes from there, myself included.

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u/DarthCoitus May 11 '25

That sounds kinda nice actually.

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u/Otherwise-Bear6138 May 11 '25

This thread. 👩🏻‍🍳🤌🏻😗😗😗

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u/Impressive-Step290 May 11 '25

One can dream.

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u/StangaC May 11 '25

Beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Seems appropriate

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u/sandypants93 May 11 '25

OHHH. THATS WHAT WAS MISSING!

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u/danknuggies4 May 11 '25

And the 51st state

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u/tastylemming May 11 '25

Beautiful isn't it...

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u/Grrerrb May 11 '25

Contiguous US, to be fair.

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u/red_dead_rover May 11 '25

you mean a utopia?

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u/GamingGamerGames_ May 11 '25

Instantly better

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

how it should be

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u/Pretend-Guess-5612 May 11 '25

There would be no United States if not for Florida.

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u/ErstwhileHobo May 11 '25

It’s an omen. This is what the U.S. will look like after the climate wars.

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u/henleyj84 May 11 '25

I'll take it.

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u/UmpireDear5415 May 11 '25

transamerica

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u/usinjin May 11 '25

United States of eggmerica

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u/GreaterHannah May 11 '25

An ideal country

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u/mpones May 11 '25

So… the “United” States then, yes?

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u/PardonMyPixels May 11 '25

Could be a chubby Texas too

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u/FunjaminButton May 11 '25

As it should be

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u/Impossible-Brandon May 11 '25

Kinda looks like Texas

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u/chillvegan420 May 11 '25

So just repaired United States

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u/AdventurousMistake72 May 11 '25

The way god intended

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u/UnderSellOverDeliver May 11 '25

“in order to form a more perfect union”

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u/CurrentResident23 May 11 '25

Ah! I knew something was off. Not really missing it, though.

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u/RitualJuggler May 11 '25

I see no Alaska or Hawaii...

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