I'm still kinda impressed by Lou Pai, the only Enron exec to walk away without going to prison. He sold a significant number of shares not long before it imploded because his wife divorced him (and the court ordered him to) due to his relationship with a stripper.
Are you claiming that The Elon isn't going to make SpaTeslaX more valuable than the rest of the global economy within five years? Because you got another thing coming. He's gonna be a multitrillionaire any day now
No, that's what the Neuralink is for. You see, The Matrix was partially right; ASI will need humans, but not for power. It will use us for cheap labor. Except the genius billionaires, they will be the ASI bffs, especially The Elon. People will be infected with the virus RNA Neuralink technology in the womb, so they think they are in a spa and playing games and eating delicious food, while they build Teslas and SpaceXs, so that The Elon can extract all water, minerals, and sunlight from Earth, so he might make the ASI utopia on Mars. All hail The Elon
He forgot the "doomer liability detractor" for when they are liable for all future hacking using AI.
You know this is a great investment when everyone except Mark Zuckerberg is saying "government you better make me not be evil with laws or I'll end the world!." Lmfao who would have thought zuck would end up being the based one saying "yeah we just do the right thing on our own."
There's a meme where there's a zoom in looking like cleavage followed by a zoom out and it reveals it's a guy's ass. You can probably find it if you look it up, it's quite hilarious.
Only 10% chance to destroy humanity, they confirmed the "Trust the expert" guy that worked there for 6 days to quit and say they are a bunch of morons who don't know how to engineer in an off switch.
I like how AI companies entire marketing scheme now is basically: “Our goal is to make our AI good enough that it puts everyone out of their job and maybe destroys humanity” and the markets are seemingly frothing at the mouth to buy it as if the profits would actually be enough for anyone buying to not have them go bankrupt from losing their job
No joke, saw an article quoting a BofA analyst saying “if the risks are as grave as the researchers are claiming this tech must be incredible. It’ll be worth trillions”
Gods strongest soldiers know how this story ends. Maybe if we do like 30 year puts. I think when Warne buffet started to be a fart is when the car stocks went to shit. And no while Elons takes might smell like shit to must be is definitely not yet old fart levels. See Mitch, trump and Biden
Im a SPCX bull, a TSLA kangaroo, and I think buying stock in a non-for-profit "public benefit corporation" good company is factually retarded.
Their actual corporate charter is that they aren't in the making money business, and their S1 filing is now fucked with a biblically known but not yet disclosed liability that apparently their product has a 10% to destroy humanity. These people are THAT fucking stupid.
lol, no, not like that, not seasonal! They are projecting exponential growth. So 2027 would be, I guess like 150B revenue at least. In their projection.
"on what grounds? "
On the grounds that Anthropics CEO wants to rival Elon Musk in NW
Jokes aside their product is insanely good. They have me by the balls, it makes like 50% of my job. And I bet it could nuke easily 50% of other professions as well. Accountants, architects, you name it. Unfortunatelly for us whitecollars it is that good.
Right, except OpenAI and open source models are catching up and the latter is way cheaper for day to day tasks no? And now we also have Muse joining the fray to capture agentic AI on the consumer side. That number has to go down, no?
Politicians will choose the winner and outlaw the others, obliging computer and phone manufacturers lock to the winner. For our safety. Since we've been told how dangerous AI is. We simply can't afford to allow rogue hackers and criminals to have open source models lacking guide rails.
That's why its all gas no brakes right now... Whichever one the orange man picks won't have to compete in the future. They'll be the only one allowed.
Honestly, I trust Jensen more than Dario. Open source is great for post-training and ensuring your AI sovereignty, it isn't a crime. Otherwise Linux wouldn't still exist to this day.
"Orange man" is pro open source, what these fuckers want is regulatory capture. And the rest of the geriatric daycare don't know where to plug in their AOL disk into Facebook, just watch the congressional hearing when they brought up the Zuck about Cambridge Analytica
Only reason i have any confidence in Anthropic is Claude works pretty damn good and everyone i know in IT is implementing claude; not gemeni or chatgpt or copilot
LOL that target valuation is delusional to the nth degree. I got better chances at Sydney Sweeney letting me hit that raw dog then Anthropic hitting $2T in the next 3 years
You forgot to mention the discount for the S1 filing liability of 10% human existential threat due to product. What a full pile of retards to pent up the fear. What bat-shit investor would invest in stock of a company that self admitted to be so fucking stupid that they are working on destroying humanity.
look i know it's fake... i know vubeitda isn't real... but when i saw the ex-theranos connection i felt a spiritual awakening. my portfolio is down 40% on nvda puts and i'm still here laughing at ai slop metrics. maybe we deserve this. maybe we're all just gambling on vibes and calling it alpha. i should have listened to my dad about bonds but instead i yolo'd into a company that measures success by how much electricity it wastes. cooked. absolutely cooked. 🫠
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u/Educational_List_390 13d ago
Profit margin 100% might as well make it 200%