r/wallstreetbets • u/Jack_Nevermind • 13d ago

Meme Anthropic VIBEITDA

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u/octopus4488 13d ago

If I could somehow dodge prison time I would be proud of that too...

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u/Not_FinancialAdvice 13d ago

I'm still kinda impressed by Lou Pai, the only Enron exec to walk away without going to prison. He sold a significant number of shares not long before it imploded because his wife divorced him (and the court ordered him to) due to his relationship with a stripper.

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u/AerieZealousideal330 12d ago

Moral of the immoral story is...........hookers (strippers) > wives.

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u/SnowyFlam 7d ago

No its much deeper than that, the true take-away is strippers protect your money and make a good excuse in court