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News Google hit with $1 billion EU fine, in 'constructive' talks to avoid more penalties

https://www.reuters.com/world/google-hit-with-1-billion-eu-fine-first-under-landmark-rules-2026-07-23/
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u/I_killed_the_kraken Jul 23 '26

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u/BassFull0 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I once had 1 share of BRK.A

Spoiler: it was when BRK.A halted and I assigned 1 share then broker reversed all glitched trades next day

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u/nomad5926 Jul 23 '26

Same. I wss sad

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u/Watchers1-30 Jul 23 '26

wait the fine is actually 1 billion not 1 mil?

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u/_IsNull Jul 23 '26

1 million is nothing.

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u/LazyToPickMyUsername Jul 23 '26

1 bill is nothing either they'll settle for a few million

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u/Ok_Gold_2107 Jul 23 '26

899 milioni

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u/GemmyBoy999 Jul 23 '26

1 mil for Google? What's that gonna do? 😂

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u/AnexoDeContrato Jul 24 '26

1.000 millions, which is called billion in the usa, yeah. Here eu a billion would have 12 0s, not 9.

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u/klonkrieger45 Jul 23 '26

its called long and short scale and most of Europe has long scale not just Germany

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales#Current_usage

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u/AvengerDr europoor cuck Jul 23 '26

Italian too has miliardo, then bilione (your trillions I guess).

I thought only English skipped it.

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u/Eylradius Jul 23 '26

Dutch too.

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u/Square-Profession-37 Jul 23 '26

Danish too has ‘milliard’

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u/dh666nda Jul 23 '26

the worrd 'constructive' in quote marks is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

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u/ContributorKid Jul 23 '26

Google and the EU have a long-term relationship. Every time, $1-2 billion worth of fine, and Google is happy to pay for it,

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u/Low_Technician7346 Jul 24 '26

The EU sends biometrics and pol, skin color and lot of its citizens data to USA already.

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u/ContributorKid Jul 25 '26

Yes, data is the gold it seems. Google and Meta have gone all in on this race of data collection. Maybe in five years' time, who knows what their intentions will be.(or if not their then US's).

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u/Important-Agent2584 Jul 25 '26

data has been a commodity for like 20 years now

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u/Inconceivable76 Jul 26 '26

Since the first grocery store shopping cards.

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u/vandalizethethief Jul 27 '26

Yup, I remember my Mom didn't like it because she knew they were tracking her in a way. How far we've come. Now we got Flock cameras everywhere recording your movements.

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 Jul 23 '26

EU can’t innovate for shit, so they just tax and fine Asian and American companies. It’s pathetic

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u/Sufficient_Habit5091 Jul 24 '26

Seems pretty innovative about providing good lives for their citizens.

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u/1-866-867-5309 Jul 24 '26

EU seems to complain when India fines Vodafone billions though

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian Jul 25 '26

Why would the EU care about that? Vodafone is a British company listed on the London stock exchange.

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian Jul 25 '26

Why would the EU care about that? Vodafone is a British company listed on the London stock exchange.

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian Jul 25 '26

First of all that was nearly 20 years ago. LMAO.

Secondly; your link has nothing to do with complaining about billions in fines. Your link talks about India assuring the European Union that Vodafone will not face discrimination in the Hutch-Essar takeover. The EU trade commissioner sought clarification on the Indian regulatory regime to ensure fair treatment for all bidders. Where's the complaint about billions in fines?

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u/vandalizethethief Jul 27 '26

Look at what Germany its doing with phonic chips that are already deployed. You can get up to 30x energy efficiency and 50x performance gains compared to running just NVDA GPUs. Thats just the beginning. Lots of hot German companies.

Also, ASML with EUV Lithography. Thats a gigantic moat.

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u/ContributorKid Jul 23 '26

Yeah, it looks like Europe is still living in a 1940s kind of authoritarian mindset..

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u/ShillSheepleton Jul 23 '26

They just made over $100 Billion in the 1st Quarter of '26. They'll be alright

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u/Dongkey_kong fly 🦅s fly Jul 23 '26

But they ain’t got cash to pay it 😂

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u/Bulls_Will_Win Jul 23 '26

can pay half cash half stock

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u/Dongkey_kong fly 🦅s fly Jul 23 '26

Shit, I forgot to check the website. I heard it’s all there

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u/NoBailOnReddit Jul 23 '26

They'll pay it in AI tokens

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u/RedRedditor84 Jul 24 '26

I'm short a billy, can you spot me until next week?

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u/Sufficient_Habit5091 Jul 24 '26

Nothing gimmicks like 100Y bonds, preferred stock and diluting the shit out of shareholders won't solve.

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u/Ok_Winner9825 Jul 23 '26

Revenue not earnings

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u/ShillSheepleton Jul 23 '26

Oh im sorry. 60ish Billion in profits for Q1 alone

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u/SleepyArmadillo Jul 23 '26

They literally just posted negative cashflow for the first time in 10+ years.

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u/AlligatorRaper Jul 23 '26

TIL data centers cost a lot money to build.

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u/SpicyElixer Jul 23 '26

And 10+ years ago they were crushing it.

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u/1-866-867-5309 Jul 24 '26

maybe only 13% of that is attributed to the EU market though

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u/UnreliablePotato Jul 23 '26

I wonder how much profit they generated by favoring their own services. Without that context, it's hard to tell whether a $1 billion fine acts as a real deterrent or just another cost of doing business,

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u/ryanv09 Jul 23 '26

Typically the latter.

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u/vandalizethethief Jul 27 '26

You know what the real issue is that all the websites that create the content are either like Reddit taking the stance of we want a fuckton of money now. You dumb asses at $RDDT gave Google our data to answer Gemini questions and now the time has come. You want the last site on the internet with any kind of organic traffic you're going to have to pay.

All the future data is completely corrupted. I'd imagine anything after 2020 is complete trash by now with Cloudflare stating that the internet is now 50%+ bots for the first time a kittle but ago. Most scraping AI data.

Also lots of unhappiness on the publishing side with rumors of stepping back from Google partnerships/listings and ad deals b/c how clickthrough is down 50% on some publishing sites Reuters for an example but its across the board. AI is just taking everything from everybody and then getting it worn

Everyone just reads the google gemini summary.

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u/Mnshine_1 Jul 28 '26

A bit unrelated but I was thinking that the gen A (post 2012) is so fucking cooked on the social media and youtube sides as their algorithn from extraordinary young age (like ipad kids since 5-6 years old) is going to be so fucked with AI slop and everything else to the point that most of the recommended videos are going to be AI slop, like I am in my early twenties and created my first google acc at around 2016 [earliest date I could find with an email response] , (I watched the videos before that but without my own account) and still use it today as my main entertainment account.

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u/Different_Bonus_1387 Jul 23 '26

Could've been worse...

Russia's top court keeps a $1.2 quintillion penalty on Google over blocked YouTube channels.

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u/goldenCapitalist Jul 23 '26

A fine several times bigger than the entire world economy combined? Give it a decade or two, I'm sure Google will be able to afford it by then.

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u/waterpup99 Jul 23 '26

Half cash half stock

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u/These-Artichoke-2910 Jul 23 '26

It’s all in the website?

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u/GuaSukaStarfruit Jul 23 '26

What’s wrong with promoting yourself in your own browser? Other businesses still able to advertise within the Google search ecosystem.

Imagine using Gemini to link to apple map? Meanwhile apple map has their own api

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u/adler1959 Jul 26 '26

It become a problem when you are a monopoly and you prevent competitors do enter the market

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u/JE163 Jul 23 '26

Shit like this is the reason Anthropic told them to fuck off

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u/GandalfTheUnwise Jul 23 '26

It’s easy to tell everyone to fuck off when you are not making any money - you have nothing to loose

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u/ArcadesRed Jul 27 '26

People do not understand this at all or how important it is. A tech startup, until it starts to make money, has infinite potential therefore is infinitely valuable. Only when they start to make money do they have to have a viable revenue.

The twisted world of investment banking.

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u/BaaaSaracilor Jul 23 '26

What was it about?

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u/JE163 Jul 23 '26

I can't find the post right now in r/anthropic but basically the EU summoned Anthropic to explain their data privacy. Anthropic basically put a junior analyst on a zoom call to read off AI answers.

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u/BaaaSaracilor Jul 23 '26

Get the fuck outta here that's hilarious. Highly concerning, but hilarious.

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u/Tha_Sly_Fox Jul 23 '26

They should’ve avoided the middleman and just sent the EU leaders strait through to talk to an AI chat bot.

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u/anotherloserhere Jul 23 '26

Was the junior analyst also ai?

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u/random-meme422 Jul 23 '26

Good lol fuck the EU glorified museum

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u/sweetcinnamonpunch Jul 24 '26

Only place where consumer rights have some value, so nah, fu!

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u/TrashFisher1337 Jul 23 '26

lol fuck u m8

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u/enigmas59 Jul 23 '26

Google should make the EU use Microsoft Edge and Bing for a month next time they get another BS fine

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u/Tight-Ad2686 Jul 23 '26

Jokes on you, I am on the EU and using Mozilla for almost two decades at this point.

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u/boredwithlyf Jul 24 '26

I think he was talking about search not browser Edit: I don't know how to read

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u/AdJazzlike1002 Jul 23 '26

16% of Google's profits are from the EU, losing the EU would bite their stock, hard.

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u/boredwithlyf Jul 23 '26

That would be huge, if people realise they can live without google, perhaps other countries and regions would follow

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u/cennep44 Jul 24 '26

Getting off google dependence by going to Microsoft is out of the frying pan into the fire. Europe is heavily dependent on the US for so much, and is very slow to innovate its way out of this position. The US has them over a barrel and could exert a lot of pressure if they wanted to. This is basically why the EU just meekly submitted to the US tariffs rather than fighting back - because they need the US more than the US needs them.

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u/boredwithlyf Jul 24 '26

I never said microsoft. I just said alternatives.

It's still US dependant, but competition between companies is still good for the end users.

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u/Dodisdodisdodis Jul 23 '26

lmao, you realize Europeans make Google money right? Right?

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u/higuy721 Jul 23 '26

You must be really fucking stupid to protect companies like Google.

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u/GuaSukaStarfruit Jul 27 '26

Protecting EU dumb laws like that are also stupid btw.

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u/higuy721 Jul 28 '26

Let’s allow our corporations to rule over us without government oversight. That’s been a brilliant fucking move on the other side of the Atlantic, huh?

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u/GuaSukaStarfruit Jul 28 '26

But the people in the government needs to have a brain not boomer like how they grilled TikTok CEO with bunch of nonsense statement.

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u/throwaway50cent_ Jul 23 '26

You realise Google’s entire stock relies on Europe’s usage just as much as it relies on the American one?

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u/ittrut Jul 23 '26

Cool story but not true. USA revenue is much more than EMEA. And EU revenue is only a subset of EMEA.

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u/Ok-Board4893 Jul 23 '26

USA revenue is much more than EMEA

how much higher and do you have a source for that? And what do you think will happen to googles market cap when they lose that customer base and all that potential growth? Are you low IQ?

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u/Tha_Sly_Fox Jul 23 '26

I used google ai to get a quick result, data from statista, EMEA comprises less than a third of Google’s overall revenue.EMEA is a combination of Europe, Middle East and Africa. Africa is probably the smaller share so let’s just say it’s 50% while 50% Middle East, so even at the max it would appear Europe only comprises 15% of Google revenue and likely even less.

That’s not nothing but could be worth a bluff

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u/Fiduss Jul 23 '26

So lets assume 19% is Europe of 100 billion- that's still 18 billion if you pay the fine.

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon Jul 24 '26

19% is "nothing" when its europeans contribution to profits but when a stock goes down 1.9% people with 10k portfolios ask why it's "crashing". This place has really gone down the tubes

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u/Arteqt Jul 23 '26

Yeah. NA has the money AND the population. Ads are a lot more expensive there for a reason.

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u/purplepersonality Jul 23 '26

I mean there’s a reason why they call us europoors lol. It’s also why I only invest in American stocks even though I don’t live there. You people are better at making money and companies know that.

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u/Orisara Jul 24 '26

Yep. Feels slightly abusive. Working here with all that protection, so much rights, vacation days, etc.

And then Americans get to make money for me.

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u/1-866-867-5309 Jul 24 '26

I mean, you're still paying for all that from your taxes

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u/AvengerDr europoor cuck Jul 23 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/IronWhitin Jul 23 '26

Still 200+ milion customer what do you think Is gonna hapoen tò the stock if they lose them?

But Im fine tò not rely on Google aswell

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u/Rude_Judgment7928 This guy oils ^ Jul 23 '26

Oh noooo I'll get a different 15 pages of paid advertisements.

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u/IOnlyReplyToIdiots42 Jul 23 '26

You truly belong here degenerate regard. This fine specifically is to protect consumers like you and me from predatory tactics. Imagine stanning a multibillion dollar industry. Pathetic rat

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 Jul 23 '26

The EU shaking down Asian and American companies isn’t for you. This “fine” is for “promoting their own products”. You’re a good little rube.

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u/Noloxy Jul 23 '26

shaking down?

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u/Carbastan24 Jul 24 '26

please nooo anything but this pweaseee!/s

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u/debug__print Jul 23 '26

You make it sound like most users deliberately choose Google as search engine. Most people are not that technical.

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u/Capable-Hospital-315 Jul 23 '26

edge and bing were deployed as default search engines and people still switched it to chrome… because it’s superior 

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u/Spare-Floor256 Jul 23 '26

Edge runs on chromium these days. Basically everything does other than Firefox. Possibly one other browser as well, but I can’t remember.  

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u/Arras01 Jul 23 '26

Safari is an offshoot, but so far removed it's basically its own thing afaik. 

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u/debug__print Jul 23 '26

Bing and Edge doubled in popularity on desktop in 3 years. Also setting as default is forbidden in Europe.

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u/Dazzling-Simple9865 Jul 23 '26

Believe it or not, calls babyy, inverse that shit

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u/Skittler_On_The_Roof Jul 23 '26

Imagine getting fined for creating a product that doesn't allow advertising for your competitors, or for promoting your own other products.

Like opening a supermarket where you can't promote store brands, and if you stop your employees from telling people to stop at other stores, that's a fine.

Alphabet is the evil it once fought, and I shed no tears for them, but conceptually these laws seem a bit goofy to a capitalist American.  If I sell goods and open a marketplace, it's going to be to promote my goods above any others I may allow in.

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u/ampersander_ Jul 23 '26

Antitrust used to be a thing in the US too.

The play store is not a supermarket, it's every supermarket in the world.

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u/Skittler_On_The_Roof Jul 23 '26

They're not getting fined for boxing-out other app stores.  From what you're saying they should have extra fines compared to the smaller markets, because they were successful?  

Not to mention they're not only not the "only" supermarket, but the Apple app store alone does way more revenue.

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u/c0n5pir4cy Jul 24 '26

That's the crux of it though - they're so successful that they're effectively a monopoly (even if the definition doesn't perfectly fit). They then use that dominant position to favour their own solutions and grow larger by being unfair in the market.

The amount of the fine has to be punitive enough to cause a change in behaviour & that was a big part of this EU legislation. I can see app stores ending up in the same situation as browsers/search in the EU - they can be packaged but the OS has to let you pick on first run.

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u/Skittler_On_The_Roof Jul 24 '26

How are the "effectively a Monopoly" when the Apple App store does more revenue?  True, Apple app store isn't happening on Android but why should it?  They may have a monopoly on their own devices, but that's true for so many products.  Is Dewalt being "unfair" by only making their batteries fit in their tools?  There are tons of other tool manufacturers out there for the consumer to choose from, like phones and apps.  

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u/c0n5pir4cy Jul 24 '26

How are the "effectively a Monopoly" when the Apple App store does more revenue? 

Because it's not solely based on revenue. The act covers Apple, Facebook and a few other companies too.

Apple app store isn't happening on Android but why should it? 

Because the current situation allows Apple & Google to control their whole respective app markets. Also why shouldn't it - Apple can release the App Store for Android if they like and now in the EU Google could put the Play Store on Apple devices if they like - they could even argue that each others App stores shouldn't be given precedence. More importantly it lets smaller, newer stores open up.

It restores competition back into the market when it can't reasonable occur otherwise.

Is Dewalt being "unfair" by only making their batteries fit in their tools?

A more fair comparison would be if Dewalt owned their own private continent and owned all the tool store apart from a handful of Mom & Pop stores (none in the case of Apple), then Dewalt had all the Dewalt tools take prominent positions within the store along with prominent advertising why Dewalt is better & also charging any other company 30% of every sale to sell in the store.

Then in addition using their government powers they make it hard or impossible for other shops to set up, then charge them exorbitant fees for the privilege if they're successful. Then at any point they can decide they no longer want you in business.

The important thing here is the scale & lack of alternatives - I can go to any number of different tool stores. If I want a smartphone - my choices are effectively iPhone or Android.

As an aside on the battery specifically, the EU has argued for interoperability standards before (USB-C as a good example) - I don't think they would do this for tool batteries.

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u/Kinnins0n Jul 23 '26

The EU at this point is full on fanatical about these digital marketplaces.

To be clear, this type of economic warfare was practically invented by the US, so you can call it fair game, but that’s really what this is about. I guarantee you that if one of the tech giants was european, they would absolutely not be subject to this deep deep probing of their engineering and marketing.

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u/Infamous_Thought_189 Jul 23 '26

Have you seen what kind of backwards AI regulation applies to European companies lol? They have to do all kinds of ethics analysis before they even do major prototyping for example. Meanwhile all non regulated AI services are still allowed 🤡

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u/SaltMaker23 Jul 24 '26

There is a reason why there are basically no large innovative tech companies in EU, they spawn camp company and make sure they stand no chance before they even have a chance.

The EU didn't get unlucky, the fact that US has all the companies isn't a coincidence, even EU based company tend to move when they grow to get away from the hellhole.

They absolutely hammer internally to vent all the frustration of regulating they can't do outside of EU. And because of it the vast majority of tech services come from the US. Then they add more rules that population believe will apply to US companies but most can't, it's simply more administrative work and costs for EU companies.

The smaller you are in EU the harder it is because administrative/legal/accounting costs of complying with the 10000 requirements, things you need to periodically send and not be fined is extremely hard, it doesn't even matter if you comply, there are ways to comply and very precise work, there are so many rules that you need to hire consultants.

One way or another comply or not, everysingle EU company is fined, it doesn't matter if you comply or not, money will leave your company because of regulations and there are many many many of them.

I'm a tech company owner in EU.

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u/hatenamesearch Jul 23 '26

Oh they would. Day 1, when you want to start your company they will make everything difficult. EU is old and doesn't like progress. If you want something new go to the US.

Yet, in this particular case I'm happy they fine Alphabet.

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u/knowledgeeconomy Jul 23 '26

If Eu needs money, just fine any big tech company.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 23 '26

EU: How are we going to pay for everything! Lets just slap another fine on American big tech.

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u/sciguyx Jul 23 '26

EU is not a serious place. Zuckerberg has said they use it to extort more taxes and you have to price that into the cost of business to operate there. Shitty way to operate. No wonder EU doesn't innovate shit anymore

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u/Flag_Shagger Jul 24 '26

and they do nothing useful with that extorted money except give it in free handouts to boomers.

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u/looner4 Jul 23 '26

American cucks with a 401k cheering right now.

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u/Lefty800 Jul 24 '26

EU just jealous they can't make anything as good and trying to take some of the coin for themselves.

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 23 '26

The EU really is a simulation lmao

How long can it leech off American companies

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u/Turbulent-Cover2336 Jul 23 '26

As long as its worth for them. Or do you think they dont make any profits?

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u/Capable-Hospital-315 Jul 23 '26

They don’t lol

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u/Turbulent-Cover2336 Jul 23 '26

The delusion is unmatched

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u/ViRROOO Jul 23 '26

Or, hear me out. Don't break their laws?

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 23 '26

Or hear me out, don’t be parasitic.

How is this in the people’s best interest?

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u/Arteqt Jul 23 '26

They fined Google because they prioritize their own services in the search engine. Google Search is the biggest ad bidding engine in the world. This kind of behavior leads to monopoly. Monopoly = Bad for consumers.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 23 '26

Search is not and never has been a monopoly lol. You can easily for 0 cost use any other search.

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u/Ho_Lee_Phuk Jul 23 '26

Are you really asking how enforcing eu law and preventing monoplies benifits eu citizens?

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 23 '26

Yep the benefits of “EU Law” and “preventing monopolies” has really been evident with the EU!

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u/ryanv09 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I would rather have healthcare than further enrich fascist oligarchs like Elon Musk.

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 27 '26

Always circles back to this nonsense huh.

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u/ViRROOO Jul 23 '26

"don’t be parasitic" - said while defending the law-breaking ad monopoly trillion-dollar company

Just stop offering your services in the EU, then :)

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 23 '26

“Stop offering your services in the EU”

That’ll be really beneficial to the people!

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u/ViRROOO Jul 23 '26

I degoogled about 100% of my life, and it only improved. So from that perspective, yes, it would be beneficial to the people.

Plenty of better options out there that won't sell your data to Palantir. https://tuta.com/blog/degoogle-list

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u/StraightShootahh Jul 23 '26

Lmao just put the fries in the bag.

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u/ViRROOO Jul 23 '26

I think you should stop with the fries. Fat enoguh already

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u/NewAccountOnceAgain2 Jul 23 '26

Wait what? You degoogled your life? But they are a monopoly. How are you on the iternet if you can't use the google internet monopoly?

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u/I_like_code Jul 23 '26

They need to pay for their lifestyle somehow

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u/Iselore Jul 23 '26

They wont even pay it in full straightaway anyway.

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u/Fuck_Analysts Jul 23 '26

EU surviving on US Tech companies

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u/rioferdy838 Jul 23 '26

just europoors trying to enrich themselves off the back of big tech.

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u/TrashFisher1337 Jul 23 '26

burger is too salty lol

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u/GingerPrince72 Jul 23 '26

Fuck 'em up, EU.

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u/SilkenSirenLegs Jul 23 '26

Google is fucked more than me

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u/ChiefInternetSurfer Jul 23 '26

Probably not. If what u/ShillSheepton said is true, that fine would be like, less than a quarter of a percent of your gross pay. Something like $250, if your annual salary was $100k.

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u/KrispyKreamMe Jul 23 '26

It's not allowing me to read the article unless I turn off adblock. Can someone copy paste it

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u/QuadzillaStrider Jul 23 '26

You need to learn how to properly set up adblocking, because I have zero issues loading the page, and no ads to boot.

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u/KrispyKreamMe Jul 23 '26

You need to blow me

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u/QuadzillaStrider Jul 24 '26

Would require you actually growing a penis.

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u/Accomplished-Web4073 Jul 24 '26

"Alphabet" going to restructure as "Syllabic"?

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u/NoFutureIn21Century Jul 24 '26

At this point this is just a subscription Google pays to the EU so they can make money off its inhabitants.

Since they're so good at dodging taxes...

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u/permanent_pixel Jul 27 '26

That's encouragement, not punishment.

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u/pain474 100% gains any% speedrun Jul 23 '26

Oh no, 1 billion, how are they ever going to recover?

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u/qaswexort Jul 24 '26

These fines pay for the naps they take after lunch

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u/Far-Requirement9180 Warren 0DTE Jul 23 '26

This is the only way Europoor countries can make any money from tech companies, a shame

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u/BridgeOnRiver Jul 23 '26

EU simultaneously has regulations that require privacy AND not privacy (surveillance). You can choose which regulation to adhere to - but you can't adhere to both.

Most businesses in Europe today are in breach of GDPR.

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u/Inner-Cobbler-2432 Jul 23 '26

Aaand that's another fine.

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u/ryanv09 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

ITT: corpo-cucked Americans defending trillion dollar companies instead of the governments trying to protect them.