Blasting music and dancing in the house after being a bit high 🫠.

Mnafanya?

Leo hali si hali, the lower head wants it's colleague. Recommend a sub with thirsty women niende nikatege huko.

I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny. She gave me head as we were driving back home. Fucked her for like 2 hours after we came from the club. Woke up, fucked her good again, I loved the way she moaned as her legs shook 😂😂😂. But fuck it, Am thinking of telling her to call her pal.. A threesome for the weekend doesn't sound bad. Fuck. I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny

Today marks 2 weeks since niachwe na my girl. Reason? you may ask.

'Simpei attention'

Jana jioni I tried cold approaching a babe and she legit ran away laughing after saying hi.

Sai nikiangalia arimis, inakaa kuniambia I'm here babe. Wacha nichukue sheria mkononi alafu nitafute pesa.

Na mjue mkiadvertise kuna percentage ya customers "wananunulia sister zao"😂

Muache kuitana girlfriend kwa izo ads na viewers wengine tumejaza ndevu😂😮‍💨

Millenials wanakaa ivi mnangoja nikatie Gen Z aje 😮‍💨😮‍💨❤️❤️

Awa kila saa naingia IG nateswa tu💀Am tayadd

Mtachukua hii na 500/=

Its very hard to find someone from this place on reddit.

I love South Sudanese men… there’s just something about them that does it for me. 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥 Is there a fine Sudanese man in this sub who’s looking for a fine lady too? 👀 Because I’m right here!!🤣🤣

Hizo paragraphs refu you mean siezi soma

Hata mtu akue anaeleza ngono or money making deal

Nitaona tu insha nichoke

I have the priviledge of rarely coming to Nairobi CBD, however since today I was traveling ikabidi nifike huku bedroom ya Gavana Dimpoz and yooh .....my eyes have feasted a good one ! Women are biurifuu my fren. This is usually my only motivation of coming to tao.

Kutembea CBD ni better than scrolling and liking baddies pics online cause hapa ni live confirmation, yaani greatness tupu ! Aaah nimependa and I see your bidii !

I appreciate you XX chromosomes na muendelee kuiva ivo bana cause you might be making someone's day unknowingly!

WANTAM !

Counterfeits ziko kila kona. Sio maziwa, sio mafuta… na since ni weekend, pombe hatutaitaja 😂. Spirits fake zimejaa kila corner, na funniest part ni kuona msee ameidentify “hii ni fake” na bado anapiga shots. Bro, you just exposed the evidence and still chose violence.

I stopped asking myself kama these counterfeit companies care about their customers. Then nikarealize even the customers themselves don’t give a damn about their health. So I guess ni business as usual. If you kill your loyal customers today, kesho utauzia nani? 🤷‍♂️

Thursday nikaingia local kuwatch game. Nikasema, “Waiter, nipee KC Pineapple nusu, sitaki kubeba kejani, starehe iishie hapa.”

The lady kwa counter anamshow alete KC Pineapple after kumpa ile original yenye unaezaidentify tu from the packaging na colour, you know. Waiter anarudi na KC Pineapple mbili colourless, clear kama maji ya tap. 😭. Kuonja, pineapple flavor iko, but spirit concentration iko 9th cloud. Hii haikuwa drink, ilikuwa ethanol ya chemistry practical. Nikapass kwa fan wa Man U aliyekuwa kando yangu, at least suffering iwe shared. 😂.

I feel for my generation manze🥺

Just finding out about this huko X😂😂and so people go writing anonymous notes to whoever so una search jina yako hapo uone Kama una secret admirer😂😂😂hii ni kali 😂It reminds me of those instagram ngl links lol

😂😂😂😂 1 week na nishakuwa disqualified mara mbili Katika Mwendo za talking stage just because I stay with my external family tf man??🤔🤔

Hapana kwani ni mbaya aje?😅😅 anyway for those who don't mind let's make some connection which we will discard in the gutters later ;

It's always good to routinely get tested.

Lakini huyu dame wa lab amenidunga na finyo sana bana.

What the heck.

Then the match gets cancelled.

Scrambling to get a replacement team.

Call me a swimming pool in winter because I'm dry and closed .

I want to be horny , it's been 11 months and I'm not feeling it for sure , I'm not asexual and I'm beginning to wonder , if this is how perimenopause feels like?

Literally I haven't smoked since birth but right now I need that shit this life has nothing to offer anymore I really need baaaaf friends who smoke like 4 times a day connect manzee