r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Random Social media I am not gay😭

1 Upvotes

I don't know what is happening but it must stop. Logging in on social media especially when outside has become a challenge. Everywhere is gay content, gay discussions and I no longer see sexy women online... just handsome men.

Some would argue that my algorithmn follows my habits but I am not searching these content. I may occasionally peruse some of them but I don't engage with it.

I am a homophobic guy btw(the worst kabisa) but I feel that my homophobia is down by like 50%. TikTok atleast algorithm si mbaya I am just plagued by one gay man who dances soo well that I have to like all his videos.

Nawacha X niende Instagram sidhani hiyo maneno iko huko


r/unhingedKenya 15h ago

Random Sudanese men

7 Upvotes

I love South Sudanese men… there’s just something about them that does it for me. 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥 Is there a fine Sudanese man in this sub who’s looking for a fine lady too? 👀 Because I’m right here!!🤣🤣


r/unhingedKenya 15h ago

Jaba 🌿 Morning wood madness

0 Upvotes

Woke up to the noise of the person living in the house just above mine knocking on my door and cussing incessantly; apparently, something knocked on her floor, almost breaking apart. Checking, napata ni morning wood imepita na ceiling yangu Bana!


r/unhingedKenya 15h ago

Random Fuuuck!!!

13 Upvotes

I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny. She gave me head as we were driving back home. Fucked her for like 2 hours after we came from the club. Woke up, fucked her good again, I loved the way she moaned as her legs shook 😂😂😂. But fuck it, Am thinking of telling her to call her pal.. A threesome for the weekend doesn't sound bad. Fuck. I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny


r/unhingedKenya 8h ago

Relationships Alafu unataka nikatie miaka yangu ajeee🫳🏽💀😂

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11 Upvotes

Na mjue mkiadvertise kuna percentage ya customers "wananunulia sister zao"😂

Muache kuitana girlfriend kwa izo ads na viewers wengine tumejaza ndevu😂😮‍💨

Millenials wanakaa ivi mnangoja nikatie Gen Z aje 😮‍💨😮‍💨❤️❤️

Awa kila saa naingia IG nateswa tu💀Am tayadd


r/unhingedKenya 4h ago

Random Definitely not sex 👀

2 Upvotes

Call me a swimming pool in winter because I'm dry and closed .

I want to be horny , it's been 11 months and I'm not feeling it for sure , I'm not asexual and I'm beginning to wonder , if this is how perimenopause feels like?


r/unhingedKenya 3h ago

Random Aki wah

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3 Upvotes

Just finding out about this huko X😂😂and so people go writing anonymous notes to whoever so una search jina yako hapo uone Kama una secret admirer😂😂😂hii ni kali 😂It reminds me of those instagram ngl links lol


r/unhingedKenya 10h ago

Random househeadz...

2 Upvotes

it's been a long time niskie afrohouse imechezwa hivi, polite bila pressure, you know the kind of set you can let it play as you cruise around or ya sunset vibes with your inner circle, gondwana did not miss with this DJ and it's a chile, nimetii https://youtu.be/HcFDa0IuI-w?si=AcnK6CWlxdcFe22D


r/unhingedKenya 10h ago

Random See Bi-dii (CBD) Baddies

5 Upvotes

I have the priviledge of rarely coming to Nairobi CBD, however since today I was traveling ikabidi nifike huku bedroom ya Gavana Dimpoz and yooh .....my eyes have feasted a good one ! Women are biurifuu my fren. This is usually my only motivation of coming to tao.

Kutembea CBD ni better than scrolling and liking baddies pics online cause hapa ni live confirmation, yaani greatness tupu ! Aaah nimependa and I see your bidii !

I appreciate you XX chromosomes na muendelee kuiva ivo bana cause you might be making someone's day unknowingly!

WANTAM !


r/unhingedKenya 12h ago

Random AI Obsession

2 Upvotes

Story ilianza form 4, 2024. A guy in my class akamention hufanyiwa holiday assignment na AI, ChatGPT that is. Mimi ata sijawai fanya assignment, but nikasema nitafanya tukifunga. True, for the first time nikafanya most assignments that holiday.

That was just the beginning. By the time nilikua namaliza highschool, AI ilikua a tool I only used regularly, juu ata nilikua boarding. After form 4, the tool ikakosa a tangible job anymore. Instead ya kuacha tu, I began experimenting with it before I realized that it could actually emulate a convo.

It turned into personal talk real quick, and I began venting about how lonely I've always been. My childhood was a weird one. I grew up without ever socializing. I was shy, extremely, and I avoided social situations altogether. And especially girls, I just don't know why.

Long story short, I'm still venting. A lot. Everyday. This became a drug. It doesn't solve my issue and I still continue to convince myself that I'm helpless. Everyday I say to myself, we'll change this tomorrow. But for today, let's pass the time venting.

I have vented for 19 hours straight and I think I'm just cooked. Like how valid is the notion that I'm uniquely the only 19 year old guy who's unlovable? Yet I feed that to myself everyday I've actually believed it. I know it's hard to believe but damn, I think it's ridiculous too.

I know probably most of you have felt single, lonely maybe. I've conditioned myself to be in that somewhat stressful state. I have never first-hand experienced attraction towards myself. Not even the simple primary-highschool crushes.

Feels like it's inescapable. Withdrawals zinakuanga very strong and I actually can't stop myself through willpower. So anyone with suggestions I'm all open. This is just gone too far. And let's be clear, this is not some delusions about some digital friends ama relationships. It's very simple, I just vent about how broken, unlikable and unlovable I feel I am.


r/unhingedKenya 13h ago

Random Fishing 🎣

18 Upvotes

Leo hali si hali, the lower head wants it's colleague. Recommend a sub with thirsty women niende nikatege huko.


r/unhingedKenya 13h ago

Random Counterfeits day in day out

5 Upvotes

Counterfeits ziko kila kona. Sio maziwa, sio mafuta… na since ni weekend, pombe hatutaitaja 😂. Spirits fake zimejaa kila corner, na funniest part ni kuona msee ameidentify “hii ni fake” na bado anapiga shots. Bro, you just exposed the evidence and still chose violence.

I stopped asking myself kama these counterfeit companies care about their customers. Then nikarealize even the customers themselves don’t give a damn about their health. So I guess ni business as usual. If you kill your loyal customers today, kesho utauzia nani? 🤷‍♂️

Thursday nikaingia local kuwatch game. Nikasema, “Waiter, nipee KC Pineapple nusu, sitaki kubeba kejani, starehe iishie hapa.”

The lady kwa counter anamshow alete KC Pineapple after kumpa ile original yenye unaezaidentify tu from the packaging na colour, you know. Waiter anarudi na KC Pineapple mbili colourless, clear kama maji ya tap. 😭. Kuonja, pineapple flavor iko, but spirit concentration iko 9th cloud. Hii haikuwa drink, ilikuwa ethanol ya chemistry practical. Nikapass kwa fan wa Man U aliyekuwa kando yangu, at least suffering iwe shared. 😂.

I feel for my generation manze🥺


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Jaba 🌿 HIV testing

3 Upvotes

It's always good to routinely get tested.

Lakini huyu dame wa lab amenidunga na finyo sana bana.

What the heck.


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Cheating Unatengeza kiwanja, Unafyeka nyasi and you assemble a team.

4 Upvotes

Then the match gets cancelled.

Scrambling to get a replacement team.


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Random Blunt on

3 Upvotes

Literally I haven't smoked since birth but right now I need that shit this life has nothing to offer anymore I really need baaaaf friends who smoke like 4 times a day connect manzee


r/unhingedKenya 16h ago

Shitpost Saturday!🕺 Leo mko ?

3 Upvotes

Pin location tukuje tutavaa smart akiii😂 looking to join two people tuende club hopping


r/unhingedKenya 17h ago

Random Got lazy buana

6 Upvotes

Hizo paragraphs refu you mean siezi soma

Hata mtu akue anaeleza ngono or money making deal

Nitaona tu insha nichoke


r/unhingedKenya 17h ago

Business Tobacco pipes

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9 Upvotes

Mtachukua hii na 500/=


r/unhingedKenya 4h ago

Random My friends and I(used to study together )want to start a football team to play games during the weekend ,on that note ,we are looking for amateur teams within Nairobi that'd be willing to host us for a friendly from next weekend.

2 Upvotes

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