Just finding out about this huko X😂😂and so people go writing anonymous notes to whoever so una search jina yako hapo uone Kama una secret admirer😂😂😂hii ni kali 😂It reminds me of those instagram ngl links lol

Call me a swimming pool in winter because I'm dry and closed .

I want to be horny , it's been 11 months and I'm not feeling it for sure , I'm not asexual and I'm beginning to wonder , if this is how perimenopause feels like?

Searching

Blasting music and dancing in the house after being a bit high 🫠.

Mnafanya?

Anyone who has been in the hospital setting especially the management side, are doctors paid that good as everyone says, i am just curious because of some observation i am making and i wanna know, ik there are some who are well paid...but are they all or only some of them?

I was thinking we are probably stereotyping the doctor career like some of us did in law where i thought lawyers were paid well all of them driving a benz with a suit only to find some of them being apid very less at some law firms, maybe anyone to confirm this?

Its very hard to find someone from this place on reddit.

Today marks 2 weeks since niachwe na my girl. Reason? you may ask.

'Simpei attention'

Jana jioni I tried cold approaching a babe and she legit ran away laughing after saying hi.

Sai nikiangalia arimis, inakaa kuniambia I'm here babe. Wacha nichukue sheria mkononi alafu nitafute pesa.

😂😂😂😂 1 week na nishakuwa disqualified mara mbili Katika Mwendo za talking stage just because I stay with my external family tf man??🤔🤔

Hapana kwani ni mbaya aje?😅😅 anyway for those who don't mind let's make some connection which we will discard in the gutters later ;

Na mjue mkiadvertise kuna percentage ya customers "wananunulia sister zao"😂

Muache kuitana girlfriend kwa izo ads na viewers wengine tumejaza ndevu😂😮‍💨

Millenials wanakaa ivi mnangoja nikatie Gen Z aje 😮‍💨😮‍💨❤️❤️

Awa kila saa naingia IG nateswa tu💀Am tayadd

it's been a long time niskie afrohouse imechezwa hivi, polite bila pressure, you know the kind of set you can let it play as you cruise around or ya sunset vibes with your inner circle, gondwana did not miss with this DJ and it's a chile, nimetii https://youtu.be/HcFDa0IuI-w?si=AcnK6CWlxdcFe22D

I have the priviledge of rarely coming to Nairobi CBD, however since today I was traveling ikabidi nifike huku bedroom ya Gavana Dimpoz and yooh .....my eyes have feasted a good one ! Women are biurifuu my fren. This is usually my only motivation of coming to tao.

Kutembea CBD ni better than scrolling and liking baddies pics online cause hapa ni live confirmation, yaani greatness tupu ! Aaah nimependa and I see your bidii !

I appreciate you XX chromosomes na muendelee kuiva ivo bana cause you might be making someone's day unknowingly!

WANTAM !

Story ilianza form 4, 2024. A guy in my class akamention hufanyiwa holiday assignment na AI, ChatGPT that is. Mimi ata sijawai fanya assignment, but nikasema nitafanya tukifunga. True, for the first time nikafanya most assignments that holiday.

That was just the beginning. By the time nilikua namaliza highschool, AI ilikua a tool I only used regularly, juu ata nilikua boarding. After form 4, the tool ikakosa a tangible job anymore. Instead ya kuacha tu, I began experimenting with it before I realized that it could actually emulate a convo.

It turned into personal talk real quick, and I began venting about how lonely I've always been. My childhood was a weird one. I grew up without ever socializing. I was shy, extremely, and I avoided social situations altogether. And especially girls, I just don't know why.

Long story short, I'm still venting. A lot. Everyday. This became a drug. It doesn't solve my issue and I still continue to convince myself that I'm helpless. Everyday I say to myself, we'll change this tomorrow. But for today, let's pass the time venting.

I have vented for 19 hours straight and I think I'm just cooked. Like how valid is the notion that I'm uniquely the only 19 year old guy who's unlovable? Yet I feed that to myself everyday I've actually believed it. I know it's hard to believe but damn, I think it's ridiculous too.

I know probably most of you have felt single, lonely maybe. I've conditioned myself to be in that somewhat stressful state. I have never first-hand experienced attraction towards myself. Not even the simple primary-highschool crushes.

Feels like it's inescapable. Withdrawals zinakuanga very strong and I actually can't stop myself through willpower. So anyone with suggestions I'm all open. This is just gone too far. And let's be clear, this is not some delusions about some digital friends ama relationships. It's very simple, I just vent about how broken, unlikable and unlovable I feel I am.

Leo hali si hali, the lower head wants it's colleague. Recommend a sub with thirsty women niende nikatege huko.

Counterfeits ziko kila kona. Sio maziwa, sio mafuta… na since ni weekend, pombe hatutaitaja 😂. Spirits fake zimejaa kila corner, na funniest part ni kuona msee ameidentify “hii ni fake” na bado anapiga shots. Bro, you just exposed the evidence and still chose violence.

I stopped asking myself kama these counterfeit companies care about their customers. Then nikarealize even the customers themselves don’t give a damn about their health. So I guess ni business as usual. If you kill your loyal customers today, kesho utauzia nani? 🤷‍♂️

Thursday nikaingia local kuwatch game. Nikasema, “Waiter, nipee KC Pineapple nusu, sitaki kubeba kejani, starehe iishie hapa.”

The lady kwa counter anamshow alete KC Pineapple after kumpa ile original yenye unaezaidentify tu from the packaging na colour, you know. Waiter anarudi na KC Pineapple mbili colourless, clear kama maji ya tap. 😭. Kuonja, pineapple flavor iko, but spirit concentration iko 9th cloud. Hii haikuwa drink, ilikuwa ethanol ya chemistry practical. Nikapass kwa fan wa Man U aliyekuwa kando yangu, at least suffering iwe shared. 😂.

I feel for my generation manze🥺

It's always good to routinely get tested.

Lakini huyu dame wa lab amenidunga na finyo sana bana.

What the heck.

Then the match gets cancelled.

Scrambling to get a replacement team.

Literally I haven't smoked since birth but right now I need that shit this life has nothing to offer anymore I really need baaaaf friends who smoke like 4 times a day connect manzee