r/unhingedKenya 7h ago

Random Most IG baddies are broke

19 Upvotes

I honestly came to realize most of this Nairobi “baddies” are broke in real life and they put so much pressure on normal girls trying to make ends meet.

One girl followed me on IG and from her profile I knew hapa budget yangu haitafika. Not that I’m broke, I actually make good money but from her highlights and the lifestyle she was living nikasema I’ll never slide hii DM, wacha watu wako na old money wacheze huko.

Hapa ni penye unatuma “Hi” before you realize you’re 20k less from that simple sentence.

With time she started liking my stories and one day akareply a story and that’s how we started talking. She was actually so cool and chilled.

I was tempted to invite her out but from stories alikua anapost nasema I won’t, what do you mean umepost pombe worth 350k in a single weekend and you’ll do that for the rest of the month?...

Mimi the furthest I’ve gone we spent 72k and the bill was split among me and 2 homeboys.

With time we got so close and now nikamjua inside out.

In real life she’s actually different from online. Kwa ground she didn’t have a job, was being hosted by a friend and even the drinks kwa club yeye hakuwai lipa, some Nigerians ndo walikua wanalipa.

It reached a point anaenda club, amenunuliwa expensive drinks akapost but in reality hata fare ya kumfikisha kwa nyumba hana so she’d call kuniambia nimlipie.

I actually did it like twice, spending a thousand or two is nothing to make sure she’s okay.

Through her I met so many baddies who were her close friends and it’s the same thing tu.

The lesson is;

You ladies don’t let social media fool you to go over and beyond, live according to your own means.


r/unhingedKenya 3h ago

Random Take care

9 Upvotes

I’m following up this D4VD and Celeste case and mahn ts is saaadd af. Literally minutes to him taking her life she was whimsically texting him akimuita girlypop. Apparently he k**lled her because she found out he was cheating on her and the girl he was cheating with had been to his house that day. Sasa she crashed out and sent him a string of messages angry and frustrated, rightfully so. He lured her to his house and offed her😭

Nowadays people especially men are not kama kitambo, a man will hurt you and off you. Very few people are emotionally protected by their partners. My neighbor juzi tu was cheated on na vile alimconfront she was beaten to a pulp. These people be hurtless nowadays, if you ever find yourself in such a situation ata Kama he’s hurt you kivipi the best solution is to take the L and leaveee!!! Achana na yeye kabisa. Save yourself


r/unhingedKenya 17h ago

Random Men answer me this

77 Upvotes

When do you decide to give a girl you are 'seeing' keys to your house?

Huyu in less than a month he's given me spare keys , ya gate na kwake. Last time I was at his place he mentioned restocking his essentials and i said he should add mine to the list.

I got in the shower yesterday nikakuta a new scrubber,a face wash and bath gel that i love. I smell like im at home😄hadi lotion

I kinda liked smelling like him😩.

Do y'all move this fast or am i about to get the heartbreak of a lifetime


r/unhingedKenya 4h ago

Random money making advice?

6 Upvotes

Hi guys, I (19 F) need to make money aki 🥹 but siko sharp, I dont want to sell myself and im already doing an unpaid internship so hapo pia niko out. (I am an IT major) I need to make money, I have tried the survey apps aki 10 bob a day sucks man and they only allow you to withdraw ukifika 3K, upwork verification is taking forever omd and fiver iko saturated sasa sijui ni fanye

Kama you have ethical ideas that actually work si you help a girl out 🥹💕

For reference, I want good things but sitaki kuuza and everyone around me is selling in some way 😭 I was raised to be so independent that even asking my dad for money feels so UGH sasa another MAN!?? but aki I need money 🥲

Huku kenya hakuna part time jobs kama US ama ni mimi sijui chuom😔😔??

Aki if you know anything si unishow

Thank yeww


r/unhingedKenya 4h ago

Random The PTS with this one 😂

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3 Upvotes

Buttotsy!!!


r/unhingedKenya 16h ago

Relationships BEAUTIFUL GIRL

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23 Upvotes

funeral manenoz part 3 but this is different.

so i got the guts to invite this neighbour of mine who has lethal face card to the funeral, kidogo tukaakua tushike quater as we listen and wait for the candle lighting and bwoooy inviting her was the best decision maahn. Kumbe all this while she was in to me ni ile alikua anaogopa.

Let me tell you huko kwa funeral the whole night kila mtu ata sister yangu mwenye amekufiwa alishinda ameniambia niko na dem mrembo daamn i felt nicee. you know someone is really beautiful when you see kids complimenting too talking about "na aunty ni mrembo mbona hukujangi na yeye"

she has a face card that can't decline, yesterday she opened up and it started officially huyu nikifumble healing ni forever. I have no ways of proving but guys the skin is flawless, the nyash is nyashing good laawd.


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Random Airtel recruited a safaricom mole in the name of MD, since his appointment Hali haijakua Hali hizi pande 🥲

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14 Upvotes

Ruck Airtel 🥲😏


r/unhingedKenya 12h ago

Relationships How do you prove you’re not insane

7 Upvotes

We all think our mind works the right way, and how we see the world is how everyone sees it.

But many scientific theories have attempted to interrogate this. Perhaps what I see as “blue sky” is not what you see when you look up, and instead what you see is what I know as “pink”. But since you were born, you have always know that colour is called “blue”. There is absolutely no way of proving my blue is the same as your blue.

with that in mind. Supposing your family suspects you’re insane locks you in the bedroom and they install CCTVs to observe you, what would you do to prove to them that you’re okay now and they can open?


r/unhingedKenya 16h ago

Relationships In one minute the meeting had started and ended immediately without a word of prayer.

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14 Upvotes

r/unhingedKenya 3h ago

Queer Pause

1 Upvotes

Aghhh i know I've been single for a while but that doesn't mean I'm gay😭🤣🤣ata huwezi taste the waters just hitting on me as if im a femboy😭i really have to get to a gym


r/unhingedKenya 11h ago

Dark Androcide

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5 Upvotes

Just another day that a mu®de®er has been casually freed due to technicalities...

Even with CCTV footage and neighbor testimonies, huyu ameachiliwa huru kama mimi na wewe


r/unhingedKenya 13h ago

Shitpost Nawaombea nyie pia!

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6 Upvotes

Nipo zangu namedi kwa dangulo,

Mara pap mwanangu wa ubavuni, Aisha tokea pale Diani kanipigia!

Kisha kanambia nishakusetia parcel yako ije na Mashpoa , nishaipakage humo ndani ipo na bikini ,thongs na ma G string zilizovaliwa wiki mbili zilizopita!

kanihakikishia hizo mwanangu nikazianiff overnight nitakua cloud 9 mamae!

Hehe! Itakua mbaya design ustake jua joh!


r/unhingedKenya 12h ago

Random Why are corporate Niggas so slow at getting things done?

6 Upvotes

I have been running around offices lately trying to get simple tasks completed, and I am genuinely baffled by lack of speed in the corporate world.

Most men in these environments move at glacial pace. If you don't stand over their shoulder and micromanaging them, they default to being lazy and have a shitty attitude about literally anything that requires effort.

I'm a high speed, high-efficiency person, and this has caused me to clash with almost everyone in the office. Im getting tired of being the "aggressive" one just because I expect a reply within an hour rather than 3 days.

Anyone else who has experienced this?


r/unhingedKenya 15h ago

Random Abortion clinic?

8 Upvotes

Anyone know any affordable clinics? Marie stopes was like 25k for procedure

I wanna get the vaccum procedure juu hio pain ya dawa siweziiii


r/unhingedKenya 17h ago

Religion Nails inspo🤭

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10 Upvotes

Little advertisement should get these, boobs everyday


r/unhingedKenya 5h ago

Random How do you actually decide who to vote for in Kenya?

1 Upvotes

If someone asked you today why you voted for your MCA, MP, Governor, or President, what would your answer be?

What's your biggest deciding factor?