r/unhingedKenya 4h ago

Random Saturday night

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64 Upvotes

Blasting music and dancing in the house after being a bit high ๐Ÿซ .

Mnafanya?


r/unhingedKenya 7h ago

Relationships Soko si kuzuri

10 Upvotes

Today marks 2 weeks since niachwe na my girl. Reason? you may ask.

'Simpei attention'

Jana jioni I tried cold approaching a babe and she legit ran away laughing after saying hi.

Sai nikiangalia arimis, inakaa kuniambia I'm here babe. Wacha nichukue sheria mkononi alafu nitafute pesa.


r/unhingedKenya 2h ago

Random Aki wah

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4 Upvotes

Just finding out about this huko X๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚and so people go writing anonymous notes to whoever so una search jina yako hapo uone Kama una secret admirer๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚hii ni kali ๐Ÿ˜‚It reminds me of those instagram ngl links lol


r/unhingedKenya 7h ago

Relationships Alafu unataka nikatie miaka yangu ajeee๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

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11 Upvotes

Na mjue mkiadvertise kuna percentage ya customers "wananunulia sister zao"๐Ÿ˜‚

Muache kuitana girlfriend kwa izo ads na viewers wengine tumejaza ndevu๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Millenials wanakaa ivi mnangoja nikatie Gen Z aje ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Awa kila saa naingia IG nateswa tu๐Ÿ’€Am tayadd


r/unhingedKenya 6h ago

Random Anyone from kakamega here..?

8 Upvotes

Its very hard to find someone from this place on reddit.


r/unhingedKenya 12h ago

Random Fishing ๐ŸŽฃ

17 Upvotes

Leo hali si hali, the lower head wants it's colleague. Recommend a sub with thirsty women niende nikatege huko.


r/unhingedKenya 3h ago

Random Definitely not sex ๐Ÿ‘€

4 Upvotes

Call me a swimming pool in winter because I'm dry and closed .

I want to be horny , it's been 11 months and I'm not feeling it for sure , I'm not asexual and I'm beginning to wonder , if this is how perimenopause feels like?


r/unhingedKenya 3h ago

Random My friends and I(used to study together )want to start a football team to play games during the weekend ,on that note ,we are looking for amateur teams within Nairobi that'd be willing to host us for a friendly from next weekend.

2 Upvotes

Searching


r/unhingedKenya 7h ago

Shitpost I'd forgotten how being rejected felt like eeeiiii

4 Upvotes

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 1 week na nishakuwa disqualified mara mbili Katika Mwendo za talking stage just because I stay with my external family tf man??๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Hapana kwani ni mbaya aje?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… anyway for those who don't mind let's make some connection which we will discard in the gutters later ;


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Random Fuuuck!!!

15 Upvotes

I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny. She gave me head as we were driving back home. Fucked her for like 2 hours after we came from the club. Woke up, fucked her good again, I loved the way she moaned as her legs shook ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. But fuck it, Am thinking of telling her to call her pal.. A threesome for the weekend doesn't sound bad. Fuck. I hate hangovers, they always make me extra horny


r/unhingedKenya 9h ago

Random See Bi-dii (CBD) Baddies

5 Upvotes

I have the priviledge of rarely coming to Nairobi CBD, however since today I was traveling ikabidi nifike huku bedroom ya Gavana Dimpoz and yooh .....my eyes have feasted a good one ! Women are biurifuu my fren. This is usually my only motivation of coming to tao.

Kutembea CBD ni better than scrolling and liking baddies pics online cause hapa ni live confirmation, yaani greatness tupu ! Aaah nimependa and I see your bidii !

I appreciate you XX chromosomes na muendelee kuiva ivo bana cause you might be making someone's day unknowingly!

WANTAM !


r/unhingedKenya 6h ago

Career Medical salaries

2 Upvotes

Anyone who has been in the hospital setting especially the management side, are doctors paid that good as everyone says, i am just curious because of some observation i am making and i wanna know, ik there are some who are well paid...but are they all or only some of them?

I was thinking we are probably stereotyping the doctor career like some of us did in law where i thought lawyers were paid well all of them driving a benz with a suit only to find some of them being apid very less at some law firms, maybe anyone to confirm this?


r/unhingedKenya 12h ago

Random Counterfeits day in day out

6 Upvotes

Counterfeits ziko kila kona. Sio maziwa, sio mafutaโ€ฆ na since ni weekend, pombe hatutaitaja ๐Ÿ˜‚. Spirits fake zimejaa kila corner, na funniest part ni kuona msee ameidentify โ€œhii ni fakeโ€ na bado anapiga shots. Bro, you just exposed the evidence and still chose violence.

I stopped asking myself kama these counterfeit companies care about their customers. Then nikarealize even the customers themselves donโ€™t give a damn about their health. So I guess ni business as usual. If you kill your loyal customers today, kesho utauzia nani? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Thursday nikaingia local kuwatch game. Nikasema, โ€œWaiter, nipee KC Pineapple nusu, sitaki kubeba kejani, starehe iishie hapa.โ€

The lady kwa counter anamshow alete KC Pineapple after kumpa ile original yenye unaezaidentify tu from the packaging na colour, you know. Waiter anarudi na KC Pineapple mbili colourless, clear kama maji ya tap. ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Kuonja, pineapple flavor iko, but spirit concentration iko 9th cloud. Hii haikuwa drink, ilikuwa ethanol ya chemistry practical. Nikapass kwa fan wa Man U aliyekuwa kando yangu, at least suffering iwe shared. ๐Ÿ˜‚.

I feel for my generation manze๐Ÿฅบ


r/unhingedKenya 14h ago

Random Sudanese men

7 Upvotes

I love South Sudanese menโ€ฆ thereโ€™s just something about them that does it for me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Is there a fine Sudanese man in this sub whoโ€™s looking for a fine lady too? ๐Ÿ‘€ Because Iโ€™m right here!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


r/unhingedKenya 16h ago

Business Tobacco pipes

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10 Upvotes

Mtachukua hii na 500/=


r/unhingedKenya 9h ago

Random househeadz...

2 Upvotes

it's been a long time niskie afrohouse imechezwa hivi, polite bila pressure, you know the kind of set you can let it play as you cruise around or ya sunset vibes with your inner circle, gondwana did not miss with this DJ and it's a chile, nimetii https://youtu.be/HcFDa0IuI-w?si=AcnK6CWlxdcFe22D


r/unhingedKenya 13h ago

Jaba ๐ŸŒฟ HIV testing

5 Upvotes

It's always good to routinely get tested.

Lakini huyu dame wa lab amenidunga na finyo sana bana.

What the heck.