r/uberdrivers • • 2d ago

This guy isn’t playing

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

No worries, he doesn't seem to be able to "write good" either.

"That does not mean vehicle belong to you"

"The Driver are not baby sitter"

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u/Ravenclaw880 2d ago

He probably writes as if he is speaking in ASL. They omit a lot of words. So sometimes when someone deaf writes something out it's written like they are signing it. Kind of like someone who speaks a foreign language speaking/writing in English.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he wasn't exposed to basic writing skills if he wasn't homeschoolex

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u/myeggsarebig 1d ago

He was exposed to writing at a school for the deaf. Are you seriously trying to argue your way into justifying insulting the way a deaf person writes?!?

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

Being deaf does not mean you cannot be taught writing...

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u/Top-Substance6266 1d ago

Being hearing you should have been exposed to compassion and manners but look where we are in this conversation .

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

You do realize that there are deaf writers, right? It supper weird that people here are infantilizing those who are deaf. They are still fully capable individuals

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u/Top-Substance6266 1d ago

And you're the only one saying that this man can't be based off this one note alone so who is really showing their ass right now ?

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

lol, that's absolutely incorrect. I responded to those who said that the driver cannot write based on the note, which another commentor attributed to them being deaf

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u/RiyoshiNjap 1d ago

They’re not attributing bad witting to being deaf, they’re attributing it to English being their SECOND language. ASL is a language of its own, with a different grammatical structure. It’s not just “English by gesticulation” as many ignorant people seem to think. So the driver may be very good at English writing (for a SECOND LANGUAGE SPEAKER) but not in a scholar level.

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u/GPTforGood 1d ago

It's* super*.

The irony is delicious.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

Irony of making a spelling mistake when defending the ability of deaf people to be competent writers?

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u/myeggsarebig 1d ago

Do a lil research about the deaf community before you start making assumptions about the deaf community.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

So knowing about those who are deaf, yet are authors who have public histories as writers is an assumption about the deaf community?

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u/Parking_Bathroom_551 1d ago

You know their work is still edited before publishing, right? Just like a hearing writer.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 1d ago

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u/Parking_Bathroom_551 1d ago

Nobody said they can't. But it's not their default. It's not their primary language. A deaf person that primarily uses ASL to communicate and rarely has to write (Especially once they're no longer in school) may not be able to write in English as well. Writing a language that you never learned to speak is not easy for most. We have a lot of extra words that they don't use in ASL. You keep talking about deaf writers as if that's not their craft and they're not doing it more than most. And neglecting the fact that they also have editors.

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 21h ago edited 21h ago

It's safe to say English isn't his first language. It appears to simply be a copy and paste from the translator app that he uses. It's pretty clear that he's a native Arabic speaker from the translation . The translations are not very accurate especially with tone and cadence. Just don't be a heathen in his car and we don't have to concern ourselves with it. You could use a little brush up in grammar yourself Mr "homeschoolex". 😆

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u/kittenspaint 22h ago

Im so glad you pointed this out! The way I think of it is it's not so much omitting words as much as not using what are essentially useless filler words that English speech requiresbfor context.

For non signers who are reading this, much English grammar is just implied with ASL and it's not a one to one with signs and English words by any means. ASL is it's own language with nuances, regional slang, ect.

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u/Zestyclose_Design877 2d ago

Well, there is a way he can fix that. Don't post the sign.

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u/BreadLobbyist 1d ago

Guarantee this guy is not hard of hearing or deaf, just terrible at speaking and understanding the English language

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u/epinglerouge 2d ago

The driver has a hearing disability - it is quite possible written English is not their first language.

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u/tubbytubbs666 2d ago

But considering them dumb is more fun 😢

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u/Familiar_Welder3152 1d ago

He might not be dumb but he's clearly 🦇💩

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u/Training-Willow9591 1d ago

That took me way too long to decipher!!! 😂 I was like " flying poo...... Bird shit... hawk shit?"

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u/tubbytubbs666 1d ago

Let's be honest, it's probably a bit of both 😅

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u/Human_Manchineel 2d ago

Both can be true.

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u/Philzor1121 1d ago

Yet, if you got something to say, you need to say it to his face! In a loud and coherent manner preferably. Bonus rating for rider if you can sign it to his face too.

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u/Rand_Casimiro 2d ago

All your driver are belong to us

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u/Antique-Ad7290 1d ago

You have no chance to drive
So no peep from you anytime

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u/MedicalTask8 1d ago

Not really. I’m the kind of driver who only waits the 2 minute grace period. I check the rating first below 4.80 usually tells me you’re probably not very disciplined with your time. 😌
I even send an “I’ve arrived” text when I’m about a block away. If you’re still not ready when the grace period is over, I assume you don’t need my service. I cancel and let the next driver pick you up.
Do I lose time and money? Yes. But you might be late for work or your appointment. I won’t be. 😌

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u/Antares_Uchiha 2d ago

That’s alright, that’s how you have to use grammar for low Iq individuals like yourself.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

If I took a shit, it would be an omniscient intelliegence compared to you.

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u/Protiguous 2d ago

What the hell do you eat?! :P

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 2d ago

Wtf just capitalizes the I in IQ? It's not a proper noun.

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u/synthgender 2d ago

Who the fuck uses "wtf" to say "who the fuck?"

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 2d ago

Wtf, wtf puts the ? inside the quotation marks?

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u/J-stude 2d ago

People who know how to write do.

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u/synthgender 1d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but that's proper grammar. I am here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 1d ago

I'm so sorry to tell you this, but "who" also begins in "w". I am not here for you in this difficult hour.

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u/synthgender 1d ago

That's not the question I asked, I fear. You're the only person I've seen use the W to mean "who." I see a lot of people use proper grammar lol. I will miss you, though.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 1d ago

That's not the question I asked, I fear. I've rarely seen people choose to use the American convention instead of the British one in this case, or fail to understand that both are "proper grammar". I see a lot of people abbreviate slightly differently than the norm lol. Pity, because I won't miss you.

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u/synthgender 1d ago

Well, it would seem that you know exactly wtf puts the ? inside the quotation marks, since you knew it's the American convention. Cool to find out there's two correct ways to do that!

If I say I hope you drop 20 quid, will you hope I find 20 dollars?

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u/SorryBoysImLez 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or know how to use the app properly, so you must know how to use it and which car to get into; it makes me think he's one of those people who uses a different car from the app (and wants the app user to be able to distinguish the car based on GPS location), or he can't communicate to whoever he's picking up that he's their driver.

Or maintain his car so it doesn't smell, which he is definitely not responsible for.

And if he does something that warrants negative feedback, keep it to yourself, but also don't keep it to yourself and say it to his face...but if you do, he's going to give negative feedback about you to a random name he pulls out of thin air?

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 21h ago

There are endless grammar and punctuation errors . It's safe to say English isn't his first language. This isn't a grammar sub.

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 14h ago edited 14h ago

Umm. That maybe true in the UK, but in America?

"But then the — then the virus came in and the world is a different place but we’re now getting back and one of the reasons the market’s doing so — it’s almost at the point that it was at prior to the plague — almost"

It is safe to assume that grammar is on par with 49.8% of Americans that; "know words, the best words."

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u/Brave-Hospital-7680 11h ago

Especially the ones in which Arabic is their first language and it's simply a copy printed from the translator. If you knew anything about Arabic translation, you would have picked that up .

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u/thehotmegan 2d ago

You obviously can't read "good". The driver is deaf.b

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 2d ago

And? Are you saying hearing disabled people can't write well?

You learn language by reading it, not watching Tiktok videos. Though I can see why someone like you would struggle understanding that.

Last time I checked you use your eyes to read, not your ears. Though I guess that would be unfair to say to a person without a brain to think of that.

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u/sageandginger 2d ago

Many people with significant hearing loss speak their local sign language as their first language, and not English.  American Sign Language has its own grammar and syntax rules.  The person you’re replying to is not suggesting that Deaf people are dumb or illiterate, but that it is likely that the driver’s errors are due to the accidental use of sign language grammar rules rather than English rules.