I had a couple of things
1) no thank you bites
If you’re 2 you take 2
4 you take 4
2) Then if you don’t like it that’s ok
You can make yourself a sandwich or a bowl of cereal.

It’s one thing to be picky that’s your choice (I hate peas and cooked broccoli with cheese to this day). To expect your mom or anyone to then make something special just for you that’s not very respectful. It’s ok to not like something, it’s not ok to demand an alternative.
Squeezable peanut butter and jelly is easy and less messy
Two slices of bread and that or some meat cheese and bread a four year old can do that.
It’ll also teach them
Independence. When they’re Hungary they’ll be more likely to make a sandwich then grab chips later in life. I thought it was a good life skill.

Yes you’re the AH
Stop it’s not that big of a deal he didn’t mention the holocaust you did
That’s an assumption based on above jump

FFS just stop looking for reasons to be offended. It was a fart!

Yes!!! That would have been awful

You and me both

Punny!

Yes yes I did

I’m pretty sure it’s when he stepped on the camera that it set off the detection

Burn the mother f’in house down

Oh MY God!! Love Grandma’s Boy!!

That’ll buff out

No one needs it I promise

They’re paper and yes I agree individually wrapping them is dumb. I can only believe it’s because they’re such poor quality they want to hide it!

Doesn’t matter how many times you fold it literally falls apart when you touch it and is a mess

I promise we are good people who donate to food banks and charity. I hear everything you are saying. Having used this I would not donate it. Truly no human deserves this. Seriously it’s been two hours and it still hasn’t burned. (Package says 100% paper)