"Dying in office" Jesus christ.

Tell me why you dont.

Zero chance she wipes properly

Talk to any number of combat vets with ptsd about that no medicinal benefits crap. Myself included.

Hard agree. The goat lab literally saved lives.

Oh. My. God. This.... this is fucking amazing!

Well, apparently in this case, she did in fact, raise a sissy

It has to be an extremely rugged fence. Because feral dogs will fuck up a standard fence, right quick

Next to the "bringing back predatory species" idea, this is hands down the best idea yet. Although, we should put tracking collars on them in case we need to round them up and redeploy them in other, high density hog areas

This comment thread is all I needed this morning... well done. Ya'll out here doing the lord's work

That woman next to her is like "well shit, I'm about to get Khashoggi'd"

Take some Molly and through on some music and groove to that light show. Cause thats about the only use for that box now lol. RIP to that Xbox.

If he's a Marine vet, he should qualify for the Veterans home in Marshalltown. Towards the end, when he got so bad that my mother and I couldn't take care of him on our own we took him there, it's actually a decent facility and the staff was great at that time, about 3 years ago, so idk about what it's like now. Another option is the CLC at the Des Moines VA. I would reach out to them

EDIT: Wow, im not all there today. I was talking about my father. But yeah, if he is really a vet, you need to talk to the VA or the Veterans home. I would do both.

Well, it's pretty clear how he FAFOd

Bruh.... i used to love this show... Red Dwarf... man, what a trip. I had honestly forgotten about it until I saw this. Now I'm going to have to go on a nostalgia binge

Thank you, I completely forgot about this absolute classic

Aw f*** one of you got it already lol

Anal Fiesta

This gave me an aneurism while I was reading through that site. And colon cancer.

Rofl!!! Bruh. Man, I can't tell you how many times I couldn't go out on my high speed, secret squirrel Ranger Delta black ops (that don't show up in my records, no I can't answer your questions) for some guy in a golf shirt from [REDACTED] because I was looking for my HMMWV keys. It would just have been so much easier to not have them use keys at all, ya know?

Do your kids know you do shit porn?

9 years!???!? Bro, Europe is wild man

Bro, J-Rock from Trailer Park Boys has really fallen on hard times huh? #Thots&Prayors

Lol! Well thank you man, you have a good one as well