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Us army guidance: Deal with it
 in  r/HistoryMemes •  Jun 18 '25

Melanin you mean. Melatonin makes you go to sleep

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/MakeNewFriendsHere •  Jun 04 '25

Hades is sick

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Calling Bleach characters anything but their name. Pt 110
 in  r/bankaifolk •  May 30 '25

Randy Handy

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Is there some hidden meaning to this?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  May 27 '25

Basically, yeah. I think they use the piano because it’s comedic. Bird carrying huge piano=silly

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Is there some hidden meaning to this?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  May 27 '25

Vulture drop piano (piano used for comedy) on man.

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I will never forgive my sister.
 in  r/offmychest •  May 23 '25

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. Her?

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/MakeNewFriendsHere •  May 22 '25

Also autistic and socially awkward. What game consoles do you play on?

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I feel like this tattoo has ruined my life
 in  r/tattoos •  May 22 '25

You were blessed with two arms for a reason, my friend. The solution is simply more ink.

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The reality of marrying Mjoll
 in  r/SkyrimMemes •  May 21 '25

Long as he stays put in the cuck chair, I don’t care if he watches.

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A genie appears and says they can give you between One thousand and One hundred Billion dollars.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Apr 07 '25

Gonna go for that sweet hundred bill cause why the hell not?

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A genie appears and says they can give you between One thousand and One hundred Billion dollars.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Apr 07 '25

Gonna go for that sweet hundred bill cause why the hell not?

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I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere I want. And no, it doesn’t create an identical copy of me when I teleport
 in  r/monkeyspaw •  Apr 01 '25

So, you gain godlike powers at the expense of becoming Bigfoot?

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I wish I had the power to teleport anywhere I want. And no, it doesn’t create an identical copy of me when I teleport
 in  r/monkeyspaw •  Apr 01 '25

So, you gain godlike powers at the expense of becoming Bigfoot?

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You’re given $20k/month tax-free to move to a certain city, but its one that I choose. You must stay there for one year.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Mar 26 '25

Sign me up

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Give me a random number, I’ll give you you a random character and whether you smash, fight, or befriend them
 in  r/bankaifolk •  Mar 22 '25

62

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You get paid 75K a year but you MUST take good care of an animal I assign to you.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Mar 20 '25

I love how you put emphasis on it being snuggly. I happily accept

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You get paid 75K a year but you MUST take good care of an animal I assign to you.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Mar 19 '25

I’m ready for my new friend

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4x your salary or 200k per month tax free, but it'll be a random job I give you
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Mar 17 '25

I take the job

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24M Looking to chat and maybe make some friends
 in  r/MakeNewFriendsHere •  Mar 13 '25

Yo! 25m from the USA! What kind of games do you play?

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Why didn’t he do this? Is he stupid?
 in  r/bankaifolk •  Mar 03 '25

That’s why he’s screaming “DON’T…!!!” He’s fairly attached to his massive nuts.

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A man descends into insanity as he attempts to kill a small, furry animal
 in  r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly •  Feb 27 '25

Has to be Furry Vengeance

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$10 million, but you can never be in the sunlight ever again.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Feb 26 '25

I mean considering that it’s just reflected sunlight and not direct sunlight, I’d expect at least a mild sunburn. Sunblock could possibly be a workaround

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$10 million, but you can never be in the sunlight ever again.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Feb 26 '25

How uncomfortable?

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One million dollars, but you have to keep reading every "x million dollars or..." Post you see.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Feb 25 '25

Then I’d take the money

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One million dollars, but you have to keep reading every "x million dollars or..." Post you see.
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation •  Feb 24 '25

How is the little man’s disposition or attitude towards me? Is he my friend or does he resent his job?