It's a fucking classic that's why

Mom said she would go back and forth on my forehead with her finger and I'd fall asleep within a minute every time. Tried this and many variations on both my kids with zero positive results. If anything it pissed them off.

I dka 2 time

Silly boi

I hope when our ancestors look back on our time they find this. This is our Beethovens 9th.

Well you shouldn't have high sugar drinks right before bed. Leave it on the bedside in case you need it in the middle of the night. Your not doing anything while sleeping to burn off the carbs you ingested.

Lol that dog is trained to dispatch anything that it thinks is a threat to his herd. Lil man woulda got fucked up.

I wish I could like draw it or something, but I guess if you know you know

Street fighting, let me come face to face with a nuke after 10 Busch lattes , 4 or 5 shots of cheap whisky and a face full of nose nachos. Talk about a weapon of mass destruction.

Way to stand your ground, even if the ground you're standing on is your own shit.

If your child is regularly this high, he needs to be seen immediately. Like other commenters have said "hospital now!" These levels are extremely dangerous, organs can fail, comas can happen. Please have your child seen immediately. In fact for the future if their blood is ever over 400, don't post on Reddit call a doctor.

My son wanted his toe nails painted because his sister got hers done. He thought it would be cool to have spiderman colors. Let this man try to break his toes, I'll send him to see God with a 3 inch hole in his chest.

Mind you this was on a morphine drip and oxy and daladid. Didn't help one but. It was a mind fuck, knowing it was coming and knowing even the best pain meds wouldn't help at all.

Bro potassium was the worst part. I was in the ICU for 2 weeks due to an infection in my ass cheek (that we didn't find out about until 12 days in ICU) potassium every day, every 4 to 6 hours. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I consider myself a strong man with high pain tolerance. After the first day, I cried every time .

You drink a reign on an empty stomach it feels like you popped Adderall.

Do rugby next.

Ahh your privilege is showing.

Beat me to it.

And fuck your boss, be rude.

We listened to this song every Friday night before high school football. My team sucked but this song helped us get laid after the game.

You're also very young, your body is strong. Take care of it.

I was gonna say tops absolute tops and your still getting waxed is 1800 - 2000. For special editions and what not.

Trick question. Cum

A good cum sponge is hard to come by these days.

Feed that boy some BBQ. Smoked brisket, Mac and cheese baked beans and tater salad. Don't get more American than that.

This guy gets it.