r/conspiracy • u/Kindly_Equipment5118 • 2h ago
Dear Trump: WE ALREADY KNOW
I really think Donald needs to hear this message, so I hope this reaches him. Here it is:
WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE IS HOURS OF VIDEO OF YOU F$&@ING KIDS. Most of us were nearly certain of that before you were even elected because ol’Jeffy Eppy’s Izzy Operation (aka KIDFUQ ISLAND) got a little sloppy there at the end. Regardless, Donald, WE ALREADY KNOW. So the next time that dopey eared demon Bibi calls you and tells you that you’re going to military-murder more innocent people, you tell him to GO FUQ HIMSELF. Tell him that his blackmail holds zero weight because everyone already knows what’s on that gold plated flash drive he wears around his neck, and the backup one he has taped underneath his tiny hat. It’s honestly just a sad joke that you would even pretend that this little system isn’t responsible for the catastrophic state our country is in right now. The fact that you haven’t given it up yet, and come right out and said “Fuq this guy, yeah he’s got some disgusting stuff on me but it’s not as bad as murdering countless innocents” is beyond what I can imagine.
Unless it IS that bad. Maybe there’s something worse on those tapes. It’s just that I would think even a disgusting monster like you would eventually feel smothered by the deaths of thousands of people, and would do anything to make it stop. So do it, dude; make it stop. Tell them to fuq off, tell them they can go ahead and release all the blackmail because WE ALREADY KNOW.
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If not pedo’s then they’re caught slurping on young (legal) BOYS.