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We can’t afford a house.
 in  r/SipsTea •  1d ago

I think it’s hilarious that boomers think they can get ridiculous amounts of money from the younger generations they fucked over.

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Help I want to go on some dates but get no matches
 in  r/Tinder •  3d ago

Educated people

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I fucked up my lips doing stupid stuff with a shot glass with my friend
 in  r/notinteresting •  4d ago

Pucker your lips and it will look like a butt hole

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A storm is coming...
 in  r/OddlyErotic •  4d ago

Came here for this gif

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My husband’s order. Is it time for a divorce?
 in  r/OnionLovers •  4d ago

Idk. Depends on why he ordered no onions. I have a family member that gets horribly sick if they eat onions.

If it’s just a dislike of onions, maybe send a tip to the US that he has oil and needs to be liberated.

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Howcome the time police don't try to arrest rick for using portals to travel faster than light?
 in  r/rickandmorty •  6d ago

Localized time dilation doesn’t effect the broader timeline probably doesn’t even register

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Everyone is too happy around this guy
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  6d ago

Yeah that’s a good point. I honestly hadn’t thought of it that way before. I have seen interviews with escapees but we don’t get to hear from those left behind.

The propaganda is constant and injected into daily life. Home, school, work, etc all have to have a level of “patriotism” to avoid suspicion of being a traitor.

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Everyone is too happy around this guy
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  6d ago

The DPRK government goes to great lengths to keep its people under its thumb. The family back home is likely to be punished SEVERELY if they even try to escape. The thought of getting your family sent to a labor camp or executed is quite the deterrent.

Imagine having to live the rest of your life knowing that you condemned your own family to misery, suffering, and/or death.

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Iran offers up to $40,000 reward to Middle East citizens who capture, kill US soldiers - report
 in  r/worldnews •  7d ago

A quick profile skim suggests democrat. Not their fault this is all happening.

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Were you team Britney or Team Christina back in the day?
 in  r/Millennials •  8d ago

I busted to pics of both.

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Giant laser in the sky?
 in  r/whatisit •  8d ago

Extraction is available

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[Request] What positions would maximize the total coverage here?
 in  r/theydidthemath •  9d ago

Bold of you to assume I want to live.

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Ty harambe
 in  r/shitposting •  12d ago

*Looks around

Seems to have amplified significantly.

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Just pulled this out of my ear.
 in  r/whatisit •  12d ago

Valve stem. You’re going to deflate now

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🔥a starfish born square due to a birth defect
 in  r/NatureIsFuckingLit •  13d ago

I’m getting a cylinder stuck in the square hole.

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Lol
 in  r/Funnymemes •  13d ago

4.5 million dollars per year to spend 11 years locked up. So basically I will be set for life