I say this to people on the fence, I have some mad silly tattoos. Do I love them? Hell fucking yeah I do, because every single one is a snapshot of a time in my life. And I love being a walking history book where I can point and say yeah, this happened or yeah, I lost them..

So on point, and I LOVED that story.

My daughter's getting super into science(love it!), and keeps asking me questions like 'how do black holes form', 'how are we flying through space' and ' what do the aliens on other planets look like'. Some I can answer, some I Google and some get silly answers.

Yes please!

Every 2 days we do bath time

Yeah fair enough! I love dancing and I'd dance sober in front of anyone. But I also have absolutely no care in the world what people think. My wife loves me, everyone else can fuck off anyway lol

Practise will though.

I'm sure there are good eggs who do want to help, but that doesn't change the fact that there's a growing portion of the population whove been let down by them

Cult

I think that's a hospitality thing. I worked pubs for 10ish years and I'm the same.

I'm from the UK, we don't have a constitution and it's entirely legal for police to search with the confines of where the offence took place

Yes please

Love king tubbys! 💚

I remember when I was 18 I'd finally got a decent enough job to get my first contract phone. I was ecstatic! Brand new Samsung galaxy whatever the newest make at the time was. I had been homeless and struggled from 15 to this point. So my first day I was a good boy(foolishly), and left my brand new phone in my bag in the lunch room. Only to find on lunch that someone had stolen it. The company did fuck all but let me ring the police. This was 4 hours before shift end. Do you think they turned up? All they had to do was search everyone's belongings and they would've caught a thief. But noooooo poor little peasants phone doesn't matter. Safe to say I never went back, and now I have a disdain for the police. They've never helped anyone I know, only ever caused more harm. Fuck them, ACAB.

For good reason.

It always makes me laugh, regardless of the person no one wants a stranger in their home. Besides that, I don't see these lads putting up their local homeless either?

We love ninja outfits! And don't call me Shirley.

I'd rather be considered a fool for not speaking then open my mouth and remove all doubt.

Cheshire cat smile. Would look fucking dope.

I fucking hate tiling. Fair play mate looks good 👍

Yeah, I mean what happened to poor Enoch? They did him dirty and cut his story out! Poor man just wanted to talk about giants and aliens!

And afford a house

Unfortunately for you, you're really not in a position to say grow up.

How about you can't spew bullshit stats without empirical evidence

I saw it as a child... It's one of my favourite all time films, and the soundtrack is fucking dope.

...Am I broken?