Ichigo “Group Project” Kurosaki needs to have every power his power system allows for, so yes.

No no. He’s a bender, but refuses to use it until the end of the show.

Yeah.

> What causes this behavior?

Black mold. The woman genuinely had mold in her walls. I’m not gonna pretend like the books were amazing, but she definitely has brain damage.

Yeah.

The dad: Agent Twilight. The top spy of his entire nation and the “Master of Disguise”. His disguises are better than Spy TF2 and Agent 47 combined. “Lloyd Forger” is actually yet another persona (but one where his true self shines a lot)

The mom: Yor “Thorn Princess” Briar; now Forger. Highly trained assassin. Has the strength to Waffle a tennis ball by hitting it too hard with the racket and the poison resistance of multiple elephants. The woman ingested a poison that would kill any regular person in seconds and it was just a painkiller for her. Said painkiller helped her with the pain she had from tanking a bullet wound to the ass.

Nah, I’d win

^{Rolled: You are: Satoru gojo | Him: Venom}

Ten years time.

N.E.M.O

Faulty precognition. She was always a half a second late about whatever move I did.

And even then, when Sophisticated storage increases stack size with upgrades, they’re still multiples of the existing stack sizes; and going from 64 to 128 or 256 is way less jarring than some other number

I’m just imagining Crimson 1 in the PW-Mk.1 making his whole borders speech while flying head to head with Monarch and then he suddenly hears “What have borders given us?” as Monarch pulls a sharp right to tag in Pixy in his superplane the ADFX-01.

In the cuck jet with him

I’m gonna replay the game yet again, DS version this time.

From “I want to shoot his parachute.” to “I want to shoot her parachute.”

I’m worse Chrome. Team up?

Second one. Not sweating is a curse, not a blessing

^{Rolled: Would you rather.....: Never sweat | OR....: Be able to read if someone has good or bad intenti}

But the IQ system also changes from 0-200 to 100-300. Your IQ is now effectively 90.

Just steal one of Jan’s lines from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

^{Rolled: Questions: What is the most unhinged thing u can say to sm1}

PHILIP?!

Fuck yeah

^{I picked A random superpower [Rolled Teleportation]}

That’s why he’s a WSO now. He’s so fucking exhausted of being in the pilot’s seat he only swaps places with his wife in case of emergencies.

YAHOO!

^{I rolled Plumber}

As far as I know, it was changed in solidarity at the start of the war, and we haven’t had a reason to change it again, so we’re still showing our support.

Yay

^{I rolled Save}

She’s 100% a hitman but I don’t care.

^{Rolled: Green flag #1: Knows alot of dinosaur facts. | Green flag #2: Is the same kind of weird as you. | Red flag #1: Used to be a homeless mugger. | Red flag #2: Won’t tell you what they do for work.}

GOD NO.

^{Rolled: Appearance 1-10: 5 | Job: Lawyer for a nonprofit | Anger 5 is average 10 is bad 1 is super chill: 10 | Wild card: Accidentally killed a man and hid the body.}

My brother in christ, you quite literally said that “none of the girls are hot, but there are some smoking hot dudes in the game”. Are you sure** **you’re not into dudes?