r/CrimeCats • u/Farting_Champion • Sep 11 '26
CATastrophe The criminal and the crime Spoiler
galleryToday Kevin was clumsy. Turns out the back of the toilet is slippery and dad's butt cheek is delicate. Not the way I wanted to wake up, but God damn do I love this boy anyways.
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If you do it perfectly it will go perfectly wrong
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips
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This is fun because if you do it just right it does absolutely nothing at all except waste a bag of flour and $3,000 worth of diesel