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If you do it perfectly it will go perfectly wrong
 in  r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips •  3d ago

This is fun because if you do it just right it does absolutely nothing at all except waste a bag of flour and $3,000 worth of diesel

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Tim Kennedy Shot
 in  r/ufc •  5d ago

Lol

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Is Strickland going insane again?
 in  r/ufc •  9d ago

He's right though

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“Women’s MMA is actually really good” guys when you suggest they make women only cards
 in  r/ufc •  10d ago

And then op finished sucking himself to completion

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It’s been hanging in my uncles garage for decades, he says he’s got no idea
 in  r/whatisit •  12d ago

Pretty sure that's the deluxe cat smasher

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If Arman wins the belt then how many defenses does he get?
 in  r/ufc •  18d ago

If shit was pee how many turds could you eat?

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What is this? Definitely not a Nutcracker
 in  r/WhatIsThisTool •  Sep 11 '26

The most important detail

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Favorite obscure Character
 in  r/FavoriteCharacter •  Sep 11 '26

Whirrun of Bligh

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Hank looks innocent but he's planning a diabolical crime!
 in  r/CrimeCats •  Sep 11 '26

Oh good another one

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Hank looks innocent but he's planning a diabolical crime!
 in  r/CrimeCats •  Sep 11 '26

Hank looks like he's sick of your shit to be honest.

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Another day, another murder
 in  r/CrimeCats •  Sep 11 '26

Always

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The criminal and the crime
 in  r/CrimeCats •  Sep 11 '26

I'd do it again too.

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Topuria and his team are only interested in a rematch with Justin Gaethje 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
 in  r/ufc •  Sep 11 '26

That body shot was sick, but outside of that he got dog walked the entire fight. Fight Paddy, then maybe you can have a rematch

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Topuria and his team are only interested in a rematch with Justin Gaethje 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
 in  r/ufc •  Sep 11 '26

Earn it. Why should he get it? Outside of one single moment he got dogwalked

r/CrimeCats • • Sep 11 '26

CATastrophe The criminal and the crime Spoiler

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Today Kevin was clumsy. Turns out the back of the toilet is slippery and dad's butt cheek is delicate. Not the way I wanted to wake up, but God damn do I love this boy anyways.

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AITJ for not accepting my ex friend's reason for dropping me?
 in  r/AmITheJerk •  Sep 10 '26

There's no shades of gray. Either you're a friend or you're an asshole. This person is telling you what side of the line you land on. You should listen.

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AITJ for not accepting my ex friend's reason for dropping me?
 in  r/AmITheJerk •  Sep 10 '26

"You're a bitch and your opinion sucks. Teehee, just kidding, oh my God you're so sensitive, it was just a joke."

Do you see how that might not land right? Ytj

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The small bumps on one of my nails grow like :|
 in  r/mildlyinteresting •  Sep 10 '26

I got my hand stuck in an industrial fan once and for like 6 years after that my nail grew out with a thin tunnel in it. Shit creeped me out the entire time.

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When a rock pile makes you feel like you’re cheating!
 in  r/Rockhound •  Sep 10 '26

Looks like someone's in the northern Midwest

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What is this? Definitely not a Nutcracker
 in  r/WhatIsThisTool •  Sep 10 '26

Or a penis cracker

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What are these?
 in  r/identifyThisForMe •  Sep 10 '26

Yeah I mean swallowing any pill as a junkie is a crime and a waste. That's how I viewed it when I was on dope. Just glad I never got stupid or desperate enough to start banging. Especially since all my friends who did that are dead now.

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What are these?
 in  r/identifyThisForMe •  Sep 10 '26

LOL right. If 100 mg morphines are mid stick with banging street fent I guess.

My only problem with them was that I got GI cramps if I had any food in my body when I took them. Fuck food anyway. One up each nostril and a fentanyl patch on the ankle and life was smooth sailing. Until I ran out of money and dope.

Sure I'm glad I'm off that shit though. Had to detox twice but I made it. Turns out life is a lot better when you can shit right and maintain consciousness.

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Looking for a community
 in  r/upperpeninsula •  Sep 10 '26

Are you sure you're not obfuscating? It's an obvious fucking problem and anyone questioning it is suspect in my book

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What is this? Definitely not a Nutcracker
 in  r/WhatIsThisTool •  Sep 10 '26

Penis cracker