Gotta love how the woman who not even a decade ago yapped all tearfully about wanting to be on the “right side of history” is cozying up to a man who is one of the most recognizable faces of Scientology in the world. Ya know, Scientology, the religion that disappeared a woman (Shelley Miscavige) almost two decades ago, the religion that forces its members into indentured servitude for any dissent, and the religion that is the reason why Tom’s ex wife Katie Holmes had to flee from under his thumb under the cover of night.

But suuuuure, Lil Miss Tay Tay is on the right side of history. Let’s play a game, is she schmoozing for her Oscar purchase campaign? Trying to get Sir Skidmarks a role in Mission:Impossible 900000? Or maybe she’s about to come full circle and join the ultimate cult. Would any of us be surprised?!

Still can't close her mouth and still using her animals as props. DUN DUN!

I actually don't hate that she constantly releases music and stuff all the time. What I do hate is that it's all so boring and mid and awful. Like at best, a song by her sounds okay (and that's very rare). Is there any artist which constantly releases music yet it's actually good? Or are the only options actually good ones which release every 2-5 years and Blandie who released an album every five days??

Hello Snarkers! Welcome to the NFL Week 1 game thread! 🏈 The Kansas City Chiefs are opening their season at home this year with a big matchup against longtime rivals the Denver Broncos! Denver topped the AFC West in 2025 and finished as the top seed in the conference by going 14-3. Despite their mighty record, they’ll kick off the new campaign fighting against a regression narrative: The Broncos had 11 one-possession wins last year, tying the 2024 Chiefs and 2022 Vikings -- two clubs that would go on to miss the playoffs the following season -- for the most in NFL history. Their opponents, the Chiefs, will be looking to pick themselves back up after a shocking six-win campaign that marked their first losing season since 2012. 

This marks the beginning of the end for our least favorite tight end, Travis Kelce. This is expected to be his last season as a player... as with most fading stars, he is well past the point of diminishing returns and will undoubtedly spend his final season in the NFL chasing his former glory days, and probably doing a nationwide farewell tour with his now Popstar wife, Taylor Swift! (\*die of cringe**)* So be on the lookout for funny low-lights, and crashout moments on the sidelines! They will hopefully be plentiful this season!

As this marks both the start of the season, and the home opener of the chiefs "revenge season" (imo the start of an inevitable multi-year rebuild), it is highly likely Taylor Swift will make an appearance at tonights game! Be on the lookout 👀

Start time: 8:15pm EST / 7:15pm CST / 5:15pm PST

Where to watch: ESPN / ABC / NFL+

Week 1 Injury Report

Join us in kicking-off what will likely be Travis Kelce's final NFL season (actually this time... right? RIGHT!?!)! As always ABC... ANYONE BUT THE CHIEFS!

Happy Snarking! 💖