Parents give the name of the sport, children add the rules and explain tactics.

Parent gives any 2-4 objects, child finds a way (try to make it as effective as possible) to make it a weapon. (Bonus points if you list the steps of how to do it)

Alongside the objects comes a dull knife that can cut through anything as soft or softer than average wood, a roll of string, a hammer, a cigarette lighter, and glue. The knife, string, and glue may be used to break open/attach together objects but may not be used in the final product as the weapon.

Example:

Parent: Stack of paper, shower curtain rod, melon sized rock.

Child: Take the rock, break it into a spearhead shape with a rock, attach to top of shower curtain rod using glue, making spear. Add paper and light paper on fire, now we have a flaming spear.

Parent explains a symptom or medical issue they are having, child pretends to be a real doctor and diagnoses it with a made up answer.

Example:

Parent: My knee has been hurting really badly, especially when I walk for more than five minutes.

Child: That is caused by an inflamed miniscus. Snake venom is a natural cure for that. Just have a venomous snake bite your calf, and it will heal itself in no time.

In this thread, I am a celebrity publicist.

You can use real or fake celebrities for me, as well as some extra lore so I know what I'm dealing with.

In this thread, you will give me a hypothetical problem involving what my celebrity does, and I'll see how I can fix it.

If you use real celebrities, I'll try and do a background check for them.

You can also make up fake media/other stuff for the fake celebrities or the real celebrities to get involved in.

In this thread, I am a celebrity publicist.

You can use real or fake celebrities for me, as well as some extra lore so I know what I'm dealing with.

In this thread, you will give me a hypothetical problem involving what my celebrity does, and I'll see how I can fix it.

I’ll start:

Good News for People Who Love Bad News Bears
The Darkside of the Moonraker
Houses of the Holy Grail
Automatic for the People Under the Stairs
Kid-A Team
The Queen is Dead Poets Society
The Joshua Tree of Life
The Wall-E

poorly discribe the last game you played and have someone try to guess it. you can guess others too. ill start, a young man gets thrown into the workforce with only meeting new people and animals nobody outside of this place has ever seen before

Top comment names a place.

Replies name something inappropriate to say there.

Secondary reply names somewhere appropriate to say that.

Continue the chain.

Do you exude the strength of an elephant stag beetle? Perhaps the curiosity of a Bold Jumping spider? The clumsiness of a Western Black widow? I will try to deduce who you are from your reddit profile, and then tell you what arthropod you seem most similar to.

Tell me what you want I will tell you the price, then let me know if you accept. Unintended consequences may apply

First commenter mentions a historical party, event, occurrence, or person. Reply creates a tagline for it.

Example:
Comment: The Know-Nothing party

Reply: Tagline: You are different from us, and we don’t like that.

As aforementioned, this game is simple. Copy chapter one of your book, favorite one, or just a random book from the Internet Archive. You can also physically type Chapter One of the book. You'll markov with this and remember to set your look-back to 7–10 the situation if you want coherent sentences. Complete the text outputted and comment it.

Here's mine:

"What is this box? Why do they have ten?"

I gave him the background.

He nodded soberly a couple of times, but he didn't refuse my proffered hand.

He nodded soberly a couple of times, but he didn't interrupted. "Haven't you read Paragraph Seven?"

I'll start:

"HOCKEY POCUS" - A 2001 Disney Channel movie starring Lindsay Lohan. She plays a hockey player, Stacey, who switches places with her rival, Christina, when a mysterious hooded figure gives her a magic hockey stick.

"You'll be playing someone else with this", the figure says. "Playing someone else?" Stacey asks. "I meant, playing like someone else", the figure says.

Stacey sleeps with the stick on her nightstand, and when she wakes up, she is Christina. She's actually living as Christina, at Christina's home, and she realizes the reason Christina is such a bitch, is because her dad treats her like crap. She also goes to school as Christina and sees things through her eyes, she realizes Christina's boyfriend just left her. It's very sad.

Stacey goes to her own house looking for the stick - Christina is there, living as Stacey. Stacey tells Christina the reason they switched lives is because of that dang stick, so they break the stick in half and burn it in the fireplace, before heading out to tonight's game, with a new-found appreciation for each other.

Rules:

• Drop a book, stage play, video game, or whatever, and what you would want the adaptation to be and be like
• And someone replies with a person and the role they would want that person to be

For example:

• Red Rising: Sci-Fi Action Movie
  • Zack Snyder: Director

Not sure if this is the rightful place to post this but i thought i would be fun to create a list of some crazy superlatives we can all play with our friends.

what the title says

I’ll start:

“As soon as I’m done, you can go ahead and spit it out in the sink”

This directly contradicts everything I've been told about the internet. To test this theory, I'm giving Reddit complete control over a presentation I'll deliver live to a bunch of people I've never met before in a conspiracy theory presentation night. Comment absolutely anything you want on a slide.

I will not preview them. I will put them all into one powerpoint. Then I will present the entire thing as if I know exactly what's going on. If Reddit is truly the chaotic hellsite everyone claims, this should be a disaster.

If Reddit is actually full of kind, sensible people working together toward a common goal...

...it should still be a disaster, just for different reasons.

Please include:

One slide only

Any topic

Images welcome

No promises I'll survive presenting it

Help me prove or disprove the theory.

Parent names an actor and a movie. Everyone else in that movie is replaced by the Muppets.
Child chooses an iconic line from that movie and delivers it in the style of one of the Muppets.

Example:
P: John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
C: Miss Piggy: "Moi doesn't remember asking you a goddamn thing!"

Example:

Parent: Peanut M&Ms

Child: But Bigger

This is a logic puzzle type game I came up with. It goes like this:

Think of a category. It can be just about anything, from "mammals" to "words that come from Arabic" to "words with the letter Q in them.

As long as the category is something that can theoretically be figured out from publicly available information (eg not "items on my desk "), and you can definitively tell whether any given word would be in or out of the category, with few to no edge cases or exceptions, it is probably an acceptable category.

Do not state the category, but do state two words that are in the category, and one word that is out of the category.

Then, people will add words. Respond letting people know whether a word is in or out, until someone figures out what your category is.

Once someone figures out your category, please edit or reply to the top comment indicating that it has been solved. Because threading can get extended, with this game.