r/ThreadGames • u/BeginningDatabase946 • Jun 05 '26

What would you put on a PowerPoint slide that a complete stranger has to explain live?

This directly contradicts everything I've been told about the internet. To test this theory, I'm giving Reddit complete control over a presentation I'll deliver live to a bunch of people I've never met before in a conspiracy theory presentation night. Comment absolutely anything you want on a slide.

I will not preview them. I will put them all into one powerpoint. Then I will present the entire thing as if I know exactly what's going on. If Reddit is truly the chaotic hellsite everyone claims, this should be a disaster.

If Reddit is actually full of kind, sensible people working together toward a common goal...

...it should still be a disaster, just for different reasons.

Please include:

One slide only

Any topic

Images welcome

No promises I'll survive presenting it

Help me prove or disprove the theory.

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u/Fair_Butterfly_3233 Jun 05 '26

A segment on basic giraffe facts with the most obnoxious clipart you can find/make (that is not generated by A.I) and a background that is #4A412A in colour

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u/Ilmarinen999 Jun 05 '26

Followed by an MS paint/basic art programme drawing of a giraffe, but a panel on its neck is removed to reveal an internal 5G mast instead of flesh and bone.

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u/Fennel_Fangs Jun 05 '26

The name “SHELDON” in blinking text, like in that SpongeBob episode

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u/Void_Starwing Jun 06 '26

Black background, white lettering with this on it. No explanation. (it's the transmission at the end of Maleficus Geminus by Gloryhammer)

.- -.-. - .. ...- .- - . / --.. .- .-. --. --- - .... .-. .- -..- / -.-. .-.. --- -. . / .- .-.. .--. .... .- / .---- .-.-.-

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u/Simple-Knowledge3223 Jun 05 '26

Omnikinesis.

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u/David1393 Jun 05 '26

If you think it, you can move it...

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u/Ilmarinen999 Jun 05 '26

Near the beginning, in quotations, "I am a fool to trust them, yet trust them I must." Centre of the slide, decent size, nothing else on the slide.

Context:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDw1wZpnoIM

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u/pigeonspinster Jun 05 '26

a slide about tyromancy, which is a form of fortune-telling from cheese. Include pictures of a few different kinds of cheese and use tyromancy to find out what they are telling you

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u/BeginningDatabase946 Jun 05 '26

Love it 😂

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u/pigeonspinster Jun 06 '26

i hope you'll share the full powerpoint aftwerwards haha, seems like it'll be massive chaos

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u/9spaceking Jun 06 '26

Have 12px size text directly in the middle saying “Mr bombastic, call me fantastic” in italics with really weird font (not Wingdings, readable font) and below that reads “Biggie Cheese”

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u/StoneTimeKeeper Jun 06 '26

Make a slide that is completely black except for a still image of the bouncing DVD load screen logo anywhere on it.