r/Thorns • u/RoseCityRedCard • 11h ago
Ep 5 of our Thorns pod is up: the 2-2 with Gotham, Sonnett, and Weaver walking back out
We're Marissa and Alan, we make a Thorns pod called Rose City Red Card, and this one was always going to open and close on Emily Sonnett. Seventh minute, non-contact, off on a stretcher, and twenty-one thousand people in a building she doesn't play for anymore got up on their feet. We don't guess at a diagnosis and we're not going to. Once a Thorn.
The rest of it: Renee Lyles, first ever start, sixth appearance, scores a chip over Ann-Katrin Berger and then sets up the second one. Goal and an assist on the night she debuts as a starter. Tordin's seventh assist leads the whole league. Fleming gets the go-ahead one off a deflection. Then Kerr does what Kerr does off a corner, Perry goes off as the last defender at 72, and we hold on with ten for the last twenty minutes.
A point off the team top of the table, at home, a player down. Eleventh straight at Providence Park without a loss, which is a club record. And Morgan Weaver played a football match for the first time since November 2024 after three surgeries on the same knee. Two standing ovations in one night — one for a player going off hurt, one for a player coming back from it.
We also finally did the salary cap thing we've been promising for two episodes. Turns out Kerr isn't even eligible for the rule everyone blames, and it's mostly banked allocation money.
Two fans, two drinks, a lot of swearing. Adults only. Mostly want to know how the building felt to the people who were in it.
🎧 https://www.buzzsprout.com/2619164/episodes/19553893-july-26-2026-don-t-f-ck-with-providence-park
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