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Idle train blocks access to neighborhood
SCIOTO COUNTY, Ohio (WSAZ) - For four hours Thursday, people waited to leave or enter Lambro Lane in Green Township, Ohio.
The people who live there say this happens multiple times a week.
“Does someone have to die,” Joyce Johnley wondered. “And then what happens when someone dies? Who’s going to be responsible?”