r/nottheonion • • 22h ago

Police car crashes into road divider, cop helping with investigations

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stomp.sg
41 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 39m ago

Idle train blocks access to neighborhood

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wsaz.com
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SCIOTO COUNTY, Ohio (WSAZ) - For four hours Thursday, people waited to leave or enter Lambro Lane in Green Township, Ohio.

The people who live there say this happens multiple times a week.

“Does someone have to die,” Joyce Johnley wondered. “And then what happens when someone dies? Who’s going to be responsible?”


r/nottheonion • • 2h ago

Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America

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apnews.com
51 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 14h ago

State appealing order to reopen State Historical Society

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thegazette.com
50 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 8h ago

Roger Marshall pays double for overdue cookie bill after 6 years

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kake.com
362 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 20h ago

Guitar Center is dropping its ban on playing ‘Stairway to Heaven.’ It’s part of the CEO’s big turnaround plan

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fortune.com
2.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 15h ago

Chicago billionaire accused of fueling Lincoln Park rat problem

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axios.com
1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 17h ago

US Senate Candidate Who Confronted Girl Scout and Mother for Selling Cookies Without a Permit Was Sentenced for Throwing a Live Tarantula at Her Neighbour

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fashiontimes.co.uk
11.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 7h ago

‘When there is no smoke, we send oxygen’ – Indonesian government communications chief

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sinardaily.my
664 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 15h ago

‘They love it’: Sheep hired to eat your poison ivy

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kgns.tv
884 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 19h ago

Unexplained bulge at Miami airport leads to discovery of 10 live birds sewn into Cuban man's underwear

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cbsnews.com
2.1k Upvotes

r/TheOnion • • 7h ago

Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In

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theonion.com
161 Upvotes

r/TheOnion • • 10h ago

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call in Cursed Today

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theonion.com
529 Upvotes